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(   Rest easy, Philly - the Swiss Cheese Pervert has been apprehended. Still at large in the area, though, are the dreaded Upper Darby Double Gloucester Dolphin-Flogger and the Pennsauken Pecorino Pud-Pounder   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Swiss Cheese Pervert, Swiss cheese, Northeast Philadelphia, Christopher Pagano, Norristown Police Department, Double Gloucester, Philadelphia Police, indecency  
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1957 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2014 at 8:29 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-17 11:41:37 AM  
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2014-01-17 09:33:30 AM  
2 votes:
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
2014-01-17 08:57:24 AM  
1 vote:

Carn: I don't think "Can you help me with my dick cheese?" is ever going to be a successful pickup line.

How about: "Hey, babe - wanna wrap a little muenster 'round my monster?"
2014-01-17 08:46:38 AM  
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LandOfChocolate: Mr. Wigglesworth is an occasional nickname for my dog, how does this person expect to be taken seriously?

More importantly, did you know your dog was moonlighting?
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