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(Daily Mail)   Who doesn't love going to the Waffle House completely wasted to gorge on food? But come on, a $1,666 bill is a bit ridiculous   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-01-17 09:34:37 AM  
3 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Billy Liar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: 1-666?


IT'S THE DEVIL'S WORK I TELL YA!


DNRTFA

It happened in So Carolina.  Perhaps the Devil went down to Georgia, lookin for a soul to steal.....

was he in a bind? was he way behind and lookin to make a deal?



When he came across this young man eatin an omelette in the local WH.
The Devil jumped upon bar stool and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a omelette eater too,
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you can eat a lot of breakfast, boy, but give the Devil his due.
I'll bet a $1,666 bill against your soul 'cause I think I can eat more than you."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

/Oh yeah WH eating contest!!
2014-01-17 08:53:19 AM  
3 votes:
For that I expect to be the franchisee AND to get the hottest waitress smothered, chunked and eventually scattered.
2014-01-17 10:37:29 AM  
1 vote:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: For that I expect to be the franchisee AND to get the hottest waitress smothered, chunked and eventually scattered.


You DO know that "hottest Waffle House waitress" is kinda the same thing as "best-smelling dumpster fire", right?
2014-01-17 09:05:07 AM  
1 vote:

megarian: Mr. Coffee Nerves: For that I expect to be the franchisee AND to get the hottest waitress smothered, chunked and eventually scattered.

Nicely done.

/scattered, smothered, covered for me please


I'll settle for over easy.
2014-01-17 09:04:05 AM  
1 vote:

Lady J: is that the most noddy journalism you've ever seen?


No, I've read the NY Times.
 
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