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(New York Daily News)   Former Playboy Playmate found dead at 34 from drug overdose. Farkers' pants to fly at half-staff tomorrow   (nydailynews.com) divider line 143
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2014-01-17 09:32:16 AM
Is she cold, yet? And if so, how cold?
 
2014-01-17 09:55:04 AM
Sad, but I let out a sigh of relief when it wasn't Sara Jean Underwood.
 
2014-01-17 09:57:24 AM
Why's a beautiful girl like that got to go out and get an ugly tattoo on her back? What a shame.
 
2014-01-17 10:03:34 AM

Dahnkster: Is she cold, yet? And if so, how cold?


..and how cold is too cold?
 
2014-01-17 10:07:23 AM
I don't recognize her. She's from the era when they stopped looking even slightly like real women.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-17 10:09:39 AM
I'd still hit it.
 
2014-01-17 10:14:33 AM

olapbill: Dahnkster: Is she cold, yet? And if so, how cold?

..and how cold is too cold?


Ask Alice Cooper.
 
2014-01-17 10:14:47 AM
And nothing of value has been lost.  Farkers still have pics to fap to.

amidoinitrite?
 
2014-01-17 10:15:06 AM
Was she the blonde one?
 
2014-01-17 10:17:17 AM
The odds of me tappin' that ass have not changed.
 
2014-01-17 10:19:53 AM

LectertheChef: I'd still hit it.


My grandfather has a 1976 Pontiac with less miles on it than that ass has..................
 
2014-01-17 10:19:58 AM
There has been one model per month every year for the past - what - 50 years?  I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
 
2014-01-17 10:22:00 AM
Who can float in a bathtub?
 
2014-01-17 10:22:33 AM
Im sure Hef can just fire up the playmate clone-o-tron and make another.
 
2014-01-17 10:23:00 AM
Tits up?
 
2014-01-17 10:25:12 AM

R.A.Danny: The odds of me tappin' that ass have not changed.


Looks at calculator, nope they've actually increased
 
2014-01-17 10:25:40 AM

thecpt: R.A.Danny: The odds of me tappin' that ass have not changed.

Looks at calculator, nope they've actually increased


That's a depressing thought.
 
2014-01-17 10:27:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why's a beautiful girl like that got to go out and get an ugly tattoo on her back? What a shame.


The tattoo is the least of her problems.  Those nasty bolt-on tits are horrible.
 
mhd
2014-01-17 10:28:44 AM
The "who?" statistic for playmates certainly reached a critical level after the Internet got popular. Back in the days, you probably could've mentioned the name and half the teenagers would quote year and month of her appearance, being avid pupils of the Palm Sunday school.
 
2014-01-17 10:32:24 AM

Nana's Vibrator: There has been one model per month every year for the past - what - 50 years?  I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.


Not sure if serious or ...

Many have died young, self-inflicted or otherwise  others have suicided while not so young...

Monroe
Stratten
Mansfield
Sharon Tate
Anna Nicole Smith
....
others I'm unaware/forgetting


Certainly occurs at a larger rate than the general population.
 
2014-01-17 10:32:48 AM

mhd: The "who?" statistic for playmates certainly reached a critical level after the Internet got popular. Back in the days, you probably could've mentioned the name and half the teenagers would quote year and month of her appearance, being avid pupils of the Palm Sunday school.


Yeah, in a way it is kind of a shame. We have ALMOST gotten to the point where pretty tits are nothing without a fist in the ass.
 
2014-01-17 10:33:39 AM
I'm not pulling my pants up that far, subby,
 
mhd
2014-01-17 10:37:56 AM

R.A.Danny: We have ALMOST gotten to the point where pretty tits are nothing without a fist in the ass.


Welcome to Germany.
 
2014-01-17 10:39:39 AM
I must be getting old because I have no idea who she is.

/people still look at Playboy?
//lawn
 
2014-01-17 10:41:09 AM

R.A.Danny: thecpt: R.A.Danny: The odds of me tappin' that ass have not changed.

Looks at calculator, nope they've actually increased

That's a depressing thought.


Don't be sad, your chance of getting her pregnant went way down
 
2014-01-17 10:43:06 AM

Wellon Dowd: I don't recognize her. She's from the era when they stopped looking even slightly like real women.

[i.imgur.com image 312x462]


Julie McCullough doesn't look like a real woman?

My penis and I beg to differ.
 
2014-01-17 10:43:36 AM

the_celt: I must be getting old because I have no idea who she is.

/people still look at Playboy?
//lawn


I was thinking the same things...

\I have started to active walk the perimeter of my lawn to make sure no one gets on it. I now have walker ruts that need to be fixed in the springtime.
 
2014-01-17 10:44:03 AM
I saw articles yesterday showing the "20 Hottest Pictures of whatever-her-name-is". I thought that was kinda weird to give guys a bunch of fap material for a girl who just barely died.
 
2014-01-17 10:44:37 AM

bass555: Who can float in a bathtub?


Natalie would.
 
2014-01-17 10:44:52 AM

Dahnkster: Is she cold, yet? And if so, how cold?


Run a hot bath. Warms em right up.
 
2014-01-17 10:46:03 AM
hef just creeps me out.  always has.
 
2014-01-17 10:46:16 AM

underwhere: I saw articles yesterday showing the "20 Hottest Pictures of whatever-her-name-is". I thought that was kinda weird to give guys a bunch of fap material for a girl who just barely died.


"Kinda weird" is the new cultural default setting. Stand near the magazine rack of the average grocery store check-out line and tell me this isn't the case.
 
2014-01-17 10:47:47 AM
 
2014-01-17 10:48:05 AM

underwhere: I saw articles yesterday showing the "20 Hottest Pictures of whatever-her-name-is". I thought that was kinda weird to give guys a bunch of fap material for a girl who just barely died.


What would you prefer for them to show pictures of her naked on the slab? Sicko!


She will never renew on carousel now.
 
2014-01-17 10:49:16 AM

Uncle Pooky: Wellon Dowd: I don't recognize her. She's from the era when they stopped looking even slightly like real women.

[i.imgur.com image 312x462]

Julie McCullough doesn't look like a real woman?

My penis and I beg to differ.


I wasn't clear. Julie is an example of when Playmates DID look like real women, with authentic tits and bushes so thick they could stop bullets.
 
2014-01-17 10:52:46 AM
Celebrity and psuedo celebrity death quadfecta(?) in play
 
2014-01-17 10:53:05 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW


Kinda "MEH"...............
 
2014-01-17 10:54:19 AM

Wellon Dowd: Uncle Pooky: Wellon Dowd: I don't recognize her. She's from the era when they stopped looking even slightly like real women.

[i.imgur.com image 312x462]

Julie McCullough doesn't look like a real woman?

My penis and I beg to differ.

I wasn't clear. Julie is an example of when Playmates DID look like real women, with authentic tits and bushes so thick they could stop bullets.


Pamela Anderson was from the same era. Didn't stop her from going Full Monsanto.
 
2014-01-17 10:54:51 AM
To paraphrase Mitch Hedberg: aren't all Playboy Playmates *former* Playboy Playmates?
 
2014-01-17 10:56:51 AM

shifter_: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW

Kinda "MEH"...............


The interwebs have jaded you.

Me also.
 
2014-01-17 11:05:40 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: shifter_: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW

Kinda "MEH"...............

The interwebs have jaded you.

Me also.


I think it is the idea of Hef's sloppy-seconds that has me jaded
 
2014-01-17 11:08:50 AM

shifter_: LectertheChef: I'd still hit it.

My grandfather has a 1976 Pontiac with less miles on it than that ass has..................


Go on...
 
2014-01-17 11:09:25 AM
Was she entered in the Whitney Houston Imitator contest?
 
2014-01-17 11:11:26 AM

dittybopper: olapbill: Dahnkster: Is she cold, yet? And if so, how cold?

..and how cold is too cold?

Ask Alice Cooper.


Wow, forgot about that song.  Alice sure had necro-fever.  Also apparently has a severe case of fever that can only be cured by more cowbell.  Damn, that's pretty funny.

\Billion Dollar Babies were great with Alice
 
2014-01-17 11:14:46 AM

stir22: hef just creeps me out.  always has.


it's the hat isn't it.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-17 11:14:53 AM
She is very attractive, some people seem way jaded. I will agree though, she isn't holding a candle to former playmates like Deborah Driggs, Kerri Kendall, Erika Eleniak, Julie Mccullough, Miriam Gonzalez

:)
 
2014-01-17 11:17:32 AM

R.A.Danny: mhd: The "who?" statistic for playmates certainly reached a critical level after the Internet got popular. Back in the days, you probably could've mentioned the name and half the teenagers would quote year and month of her appearance, being avid pupils of the Palm Sunday school.

Yeah, in a way it is kind of a shame. We have ALMOST gotten to the point where pretty tits are nothing without a fist in the ass.


I don't know, there's some models out there that have never done anything close to hardcore, who are plenty memorable. Emily Addison, Jayden Cole, Ancilla Tilia all come to mind. Though as far as I know, only one of those has been in Playboy, and that just the Euro version of it.
 
2014-01-17 11:21:58 AM

Leader O'Cola: Nana's Vibrator: There has been one model per month every year for the past - what - 50 years?  I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.

Not sure if serious or ...

Many have died young, self-inflicted or otherwise  others have suicided while not so young...

Monroe
Stratten
Mansfield
Sharon Tate
Anna Nicole Smith
....
others I'm unaware/forgetting


Certainly occurs at a larger rate than the general population.


Huh, didn't know Sharon Tate was a Playmate. Then again, I lost my taste for Playboy right after I discovered Penthouse, and then shortly after, Hustler, so... my tastes got a little warped.

/ glad internet pron wasn't around when I was a teenager; I'd have never left the house
// went through my uncle's basement about 25 years ago while cleaning it out for a garage sale, found two huge boxes of Playboys from the 1960s and early 70s. Very informative.
 
2014-01-17 11:24:23 AM

LectertheChef: R.A.Danny: mhd: The "who?" statistic for playmates certainly reached a critical level after the Internet got popular. Back in the days, you probably could've mentioned the name and half the teenagers would quote year and month of her appearance, being avid pupils of the Palm Sunday school.

Yeah, in a way it is kind of a shame. We have ALMOST gotten to the point where pretty tits are nothing without a fist in the ass.

I don't know, there's some models out there that have never done anything close to hardcore, who are plenty memorable. Emily Addison, Jayden Cole, Ancilla Tilia all come to mind. Though as far as I know, only one of those has been in Playboy, and that just the Euro version of it.


I've stopped learning their names.
 
2014-01-17 11:26:16 AM
Sad.
 
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