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(Salon)   The latest fashion trend for mannequins -- from Merkin Apparel   (salon.com) divider line 45
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2014-01-17 12:15:33 AM
The pictures they linked to made me laugh out loud.
 
2014-01-17 12:33:36 AM
That's a lot of bush.
 
2014-01-17 12:50:41 AM
fta Plenty of their models have pubic hair in their advertisements,

Really? I must have missed those commercials.
 
2014-01-17 05:53:41 AM
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2014-01-17 06:01:50 AM
Hair pie, Booger Dawson?
 
2014-01-17 06:02:02 AM

bearded clamorer: [a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 300x270]


That's not bush. That's a damned forest!
 
2014-01-17 06:05:31 AM
Oh geez, I clicked that link to the menstrating t-shirt while eating breakfast...

I'll take one, please!
 
2014-01-17 06:06:38 AM
American Apparel is a company that makes a lot of money selling clothing modeled by scantily clad (generally thin, often white) women...

I love how they point that out as if it's some great sin.
 
2014-01-17 06:09:51 AM
When there's a fashion zeitgeist, AA prefers to be......


*dons sunglasses*

.........in the thick of it.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah!
 
2014-01-17 06:20:40 AM
I want that "menstruating vagina with pubic hair" T-shirt to wear at future holiday get togethers! I can see clear themes of Easter and Christmas and it would work for Halloween as well. And then when someone stares too long and blurts out "is that a menstruating vagina with pubic hair!?!" I'll shame them for being a pervert and say of course not, it's a decorated Christmas tree or no, those are Easter eggs on the banks of the Red Sea! Perverts.
 
2014-01-17 06:23:25 AM
I blame bush.
 
2014-01-17 06:25:11 AM
Thanks Obama?
 
Skr
2014-01-17 06:29:37 AM
Looks like they shoved a poor tribble down those mannequin panties.
 
2014-01-17 06:32:11 AM
s30.postimg.org
 
2014-01-17 06:34:13 AM

Jensaarai: American Apparel is a company that makes a lot of money selling clothing modeled by scantily clad (generally thin, often white) women...

I love how they point that out as if it's some great sin.


if you're not a husky latina with 3 children then you're no longer relevant.  demographics, man.
 
2014-01-17 06:34:15 AM
When I was growing up, my parents always had season tickets to the local musical theater.  This was a big theater which did some really big shows.  Anyway, they'd only take my sister and myself maybe once or twice a year.  Usually they'd take other grownups.  At one show, I don't remember which, there was a big kickline and one of the women had an epic bush that hung out both sides of her unitard.  It was held back by pantyhose but I like to think I wasn't the only boy who came to that show and left a man.
 
2014-01-17 06:58:59 AM
No one's pointed out that American Apparel head Dov Charney is a creepy sexual harrasser?
 
2014-01-17 06:59:38 AM
So they're going for the "natural" look. Does this mean the manequins are also going to have leg hair, pit hair and ass hair?
 
2014-01-17 07:05:23 AM
wtf is an 'epic thigh gap'
 
2014-01-17 07:07:47 AM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: No one's pointed out that American Apparel head Dov Charney is a creepy sexual harrasser?


everybody already knows that. he walks around the office beating off while he discusses otherwise innocuous business and his subordinates have to deal with his ejaculate, wherever it lands. everybody knows this and we don't need or like to discuss it. just keep your head down.
 
2014-01-17 07:19:13 AM
Actually, social justice demands that I say that Dov Charney of American Apparel is a creepy sexual harasser who masturbates in front of employees (hi online shoppers!).

If misfortune made me an employee of his, then you can be sure I would keep my head down.
 
2014-01-17 07:31:51 AM
1982 demi moore approves.
 
2014-01-17 07:32:16 AM
My extensive studies have shown that a woman's tee on a standard mannequin is about $10. But the same tee displayed on a mannequin with nipples is about $15.
 
2014-01-17 07:38:50 AM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Actually, social justice demands that I say that Dov Charney of American Apparel is a creepy sexual harasser who masturbates in front of employees (hi online shoppers!).

If misfortune made me an employee of his, then you can be sure I would keep my head down.


I thought that was normal behavior for executive level employees...

I think i need to talk to HR.
 
2014-01-17 07:40:23 AM

ransack.: BolshyGreatYarblocks: No one's pointed out that American Apparel head Dov Charney is a creepy sexual harrasser?

everybody already knows that. he walks around the office beating off while he discusses otherwise innocuous business and his subordinates have to deal with his ejaculate, wherever it lands. everybody knows this and we don't need or like to discuss it. just keep your head down.


Wouldn't that increase the chance of it landing in your hair?
 
2014-01-17 07:49:36 AM
Is this going to be the new fashion trend going forward? Less of the prepubescent look, more of a natural, back-to-the-70s feel?

'Cause, if so... I wholeheartedly approve.
 
2014-01-17 07:49:57 AM

RobSeace: ransack.: BolshyGreatYarblocks: No one's pointed out that American Apparel head Dov Charney is a creepy sexual harrasser?

everybody already knows that. he walks around the office beating off while he discusses otherwise innocuous business and his subordinates have to deal with his ejaculate, wherever it lands. everybody knows this and we don't need or like to discuss it. just keep your head down.

Wouldn't that increase the chance of it landing in your hair?


i.huffpost.com
 
2014-01-17 07:52:16 AM

Skr: Looks like they shoved a poor tribble down those mannequin panties.


Tribbles would make interesting merkins... Whenever you got close to Klingons, they'd double as a vibrator!
 
2014-01-17 07:52:21 AM

ransack.: wtf is an 'epic thigh gap'


What is required to dress a piece of plastic.  Her complaint is that women's thighs really look like this:
~www.drconnall.com

Notice that the thighs almost touch immediately below the underwear?  It's impossible to put pants on if that's made of unmoving polyurethane, so you end up with awkward poses and anorexic thighs on mannequins.
~www.buystoreshelving.com

/pics are hot
//the thighs are post plastic surgery hot.
 
2014-01-17 07:56:03 AM

RobSeace: ransack.: BolshyGreatYarblocks: No one's pointed out that American Apparel head Dov Charney is a creepy sexual harrasser?

everybody already knows that. he walks around the office beating off while he discusses otherwise innocuous business and his subordinates have to deal with his ejaculate, wherever it lands. everybody knows this and we don't need or like to discuss it. just keep your head down.

Wouldn't that increase the chance of it landing in your hair?


Clearly you missed the workplace safety message, "Do not look at penis with remaining eye."
 
2014-01-17 07:59:59 AM

mike_d85: ransack.: wtf is an 'epic thigh gap'

What is required to dress a piece of plastic.  Her complaint is that women's thighs really look like this:
~

Notice that the thighs almost touch immediately below the underwear?  It's impossible to put pants on if that's made of unmoving polyurethane, so you end up with awkward poses and anorexic thighs on mannequins.
~

/pics are hot
//the thighs are post plastic surgery hot.


Very educational, I never noticed before that particular reason that mannequins looked weird
 
2014-01-17 08:14:51 AM

kim jong-un: RobSeace: ransack.: BolshyGreatYarblocks: No one's pointed out that American Apparel head Dov Charney is a creepy sexual harrasser?

everybody already knows that. he walks around the office beating off while he discusses otherwise innocuous business and his subordinates have to deal with his ejaculate, wherever it lands. everybody knows this and we don't need or like to discuss it. just keep your head down.

Wouldn't that increase the chance of it landing in your hair?

Clearly you missed the workplace safety message, "Do not look at penis with remaining eye."


Speaking of penises, did anybody catch The Taste last night? Anthony Bourdain was talking about the budding romance
between two chefs on opposing teams. Of the gentleman in question, he said, "I don't care what he does with his penis...
as long as he doesn't put it in the soup."

I thought it was funny as hell and immediately thought of the whole dick in the mashed potatoes thing, but I can imagine
some helicopter mom or cobweb-crotched old biddy getting all discombobulated and outraged because ZOMG!!! he
said penis! PENIS!!!!!!

/ penis
 
2014-01-17 08:15:10 AM
No matter what they try, they just don't smell the same.
 
2014-01-17 08:43:29 AM
That's some great landscaping there dude.
 
2014-01-17 08:51:49 AM

JonZoidberg: When I was growing up, my parents always had season tickets to the local musical theater.  This was a big theater which did some really big shows.  Anyway, they'd only take my sister and myself maybe once or twice a year.  Usually they'd take other grownups.  At one show, I don't remember which, there was a big kickline and one of the women had an epic bush that hung out both sides of her unitard.  It was held back by pantyhose but I like to think I wasn't the only boy who came to that show and left a man.


a 'man' who sings show tunes and occasionally uses 'jazz hands'... but a man nonetheless.
 
2014-01-17 09:02:33 AM
So mannequins are going hairy while the rest of the world is going with the shaved look. Somehow we all got our signals crossed.
 
2014-01-17 09:08:04 AM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: No one's pointed out that American Apparel head Dov Charney is a creepy sexual harrasser?


I remember a lot of Fark threads about this a while back.  I'm surprised women anyone still shops there.

I can't understand why you would shop there in the first place.
 
2014-01-17 09:22:19 AM

monoski: So mannequins are going hairy while the rest of the world is going with the shaved look. Somehow we all got our signals crossed.


The few remaining people who want to see that aren't buying their products anyway, and those that buy from them already dismiss it for what it is - shock advertising - and forgive their dearly loved brand.
 
2014-01-17 09:25:15 AM

Livinglush: monoski: So mannequins are going hairy while the rest of the world is going with the shaved look. Somehow we all got our signals crossed.

The few remaining people who want to see that aren't buying their products anyway, and those that buy from them already dismiss it for what it is - shock advertising - and forgive their dearly loved brand.


I'm not so sure who would consider pubic hair shocking, or why. Do you guys not have that?
 
2014-01-17 09:38:49 AM
ooh, edgy!

/yawn
 
2014-01-17 10:07:04 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-17 10:19:58 AM

ransack.: Livinglush: monoski: So mannequins are going hairy while the rest of the world is going with the shaved look. Somehow we all got our signals crossed.

The few remaining people who want to see that aren't buying their products anyway, and those that buy from them already dismiss it for what it is - shock advertising - and forgive their dearly loved brand.

I'm not so sure who would consider pubic hair shocking, or why. Do you guys not have that?


You are clearly missing the point that everyone here - including the author - gets. Display of pubic hair in moder society is not the norm, therefor has shock value.

And no actually, I do not. Smooth runway just like my wife.
 
2014-01-17 08:41:18 PM

RobSeace: ransack.: BolshyGreatYarblocks: No one's pointed out that American Apparel head Dov Charney is a creepy sexual harrasser?

everybody already knows that. he walks around the office beating off while he discusses otherwise innocuous business and his subordinates have to deal with his ejaculate, wherever it lands. everybody knows this and we don't need or like to discuss it. just keep your head down.

Wouldn't that increase the chance of it landing in your hair?


Some people have dry hair, some dry skin.
 
2014-01-17 08:50:35 PM

digitalrain: kim jong-un: RobSeace: ransack.: BolshyGreatYarblocks: No one's pointed out that American Apparel head Dov Charney is a creepy sexual harrasser?

everybody already knows that. he walks around the office beating off while he discusses otherwise innocuous business and his subordinates have to deal with his ejaculate, wherever it lands. everybody knows this and we don't need or like to discuss it. just keep your head down.

Wouldn't that increase the chance of it landing in your hair?

Clearly you missed the workplace safety message, "Do not look at penis with remaining eye."

Speaking of penises, did anybody catch The Taste last night? Anthony Bourdain was talking about the budding romance
between two chefs on opposing teams. Of the gentleman in question, he said, "I don't care what he does with his penis...
as long as he doesn't put it in the soup."

I thought it was funny as hell and immediately thought of the whole dick in the mashed potatoes thing, but I can imagine
some helicopter mom or cobweb-crotched old biddy getting all discombobulated and outraged because ZOMG!!! he
said penis! PENIS!!!!!!

/ penis


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBpeQbVD1i4
 
2014-01-18 01:04:12 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only person who knew what a merkin was...
 
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