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(New York Daily News)   Days since Shia LaBeouf hasn't acted like a total douche: 0   (nydailynews.com) divider line 75
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2014-01-16 11:34:18 PM  
days since I have any idea what the fark you are talking about: 9001
 
2014-01-16 11:43:03 PM  
Shia TheBeef has some anger issues.
 
2014-01-17 12:13:15 AM  
That was pretty half-assed. It looked more like an aggressive nuzzle. He can't even execute a headbutt properly.
 
2014-01-17 12:26:35 AM  
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
2014-01-17 12:28:04 AM  
Now he's plagiarizing Zidane! Will it ever end?!

www.refinedguy.com
 
2014-01-17 12:32:14 AM  
Who?
 
2014-01-17 12:37:46 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Now he's plagiarizing Zidane! Will it ever end?!


My observations on that gif

1: That was a poorly executed head butt

2: Is there some sort of training that soccer player go through that causes them to collapse to the ground and curl up into a ball the moment they are touched?
 
2014-01-17 12:51:54 AM  

b2theory: scottydoesntknow: Now he's plagiarizing Zidane! Will it ever end?!

My observations on that gif

1: That was a poorly executed head butt

2: Is there some sort of training that soccer player go through that causes them to collapse to the ground and curl up into a ball the moment they are touched?


The Italian national team is know for their exceptional skills in this regard.
 
2014-01-17 01:51:30 AM  
"NO29"

-Mark Twain.
 
2014-01-17 02:10:49 AM  
I don't need any more reason to not like the guy.
 
2014-01-17 04:49:38 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: b2theory: scottydoesntknow: Now he's plagiarizing Zidane! Will it ever end?!

My observations on that gif

1: That was a poorly executed head butt

2: Is there some sort of training that soccer player go through that causes them to collapse to the ground and curl up into a ball the moment they are touched?

The Italian national team is know for their exceptional skills in this regard.


Indeed. Notice how he tries to throw a kick at Zidane while he's going down.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand... Subby, when *isn't* it a day on which the days since TheBeef hasn't acted like a douche is zero?
 
2014-01-17 05:41:35 AM  
Another day, another sighting of the Decepticon Douchenozzle Prime.....
 
2014-01-17 05:45:59 AM  
For the record, it's TMZ that is preventing him from staying retired. Stop following the guy around waiting to report on anything and everything that he does and perhaps he'll just fade away, like Greg Kinnear.
 
2014-01-17 05:58:10 AM  
Dude needs to be alone for a long time. Maybe get in touch with nature.
 
2014-01-17 05:59:41 AM  

mikelepage: For the record, it's TMZ that is preventing him from staying retired. Stop following the guy around waiting to report on anything and everything that he does and perhaps he'll just fade away, like Greg Kinnear.



l2.yimg.com
"Hold on a sec....What?"
 
2014-01-17 06:00:26 AM  
I hear he totally copied his headbutt technique off some comic book writer.
 
2014-01-17 06:06:09 AM  
1) I feel bad for that dude who now has to listen to people call him 'the guy who backed down from Shia the Boof'....
2) I thank Shia for his current life decisions as they will likely prevent him from EVER taking the mantle as the next 'Indiana Jones'.
 
2014-01-17 06:12:26 AM  
I think he'll meltdown before Kanye
 
2014-01-17 06:31:33 AM  
Days since I paid any attention to Shia LaBeouf.. beats me, but it's been a while since my sister rented that first crappy Transformers movie and got me to watch it.
 
2014-01-17 06:55:05 AM  
Let him go, media. He's no Lohan. We've already had our fun at his expense. Just give up and let him fade into the obscurity that is his destiny.

/really wanted to type density
 
2014-01-17 07:10:32 AM  

Apos: mikelepage: For the record, it's TMZ that is preventing him from staying retired. Stop following the guy around waiting to report on anything and everything that he does and perhaps he'll just fade away, like Greg Kinnear.


[l2.yimg.com image 512x288]
"Hold on a sec....What?"


Whatever Greg., you should have stayed with E.
 
2014-01-17 07:12:23 AM  
Sounds like he needs some alcohol abuse counseling and anger management. I hope he gets the help he needs
 
2014-01-17 07:16:01 AM  
Outside the fact that a headbutt in a bar brawl is NOT douche material (subbby must be a nancy boy), That wasnt a headbutt.
 
2014-01-17 07:44:54 AM  

Madbassist1: Outside the fact that a headbutt in a bar brawl is NOT douche material (subbby must be a nancy boy), That wasnt a headbutt.


Also wasn't much of a bar-brawl, so it was kind of a douchey action on his part.
 
2014-01-17 08:01:58 AM  
I wouldn't be scared of Shia, it's his friend bumble bee that gives me the creeps.
 
2014-01-17 08:07:07 AM  
He's itching to join the 27 Club at this point.  Or is that only for musicians?

....years later "Ooooh if you slow it down really slow, the refrigerator flying away from the blast says 'Shia 27 on it'"  or some shiat.
 
2014-01-17 08:11:56 AM  

b2theory: 2: Is there some sort of training that soccer player go through that causes them to collapse to the ground and curl up into a ball the moment they are touched?


Enjoy
Link
 
2014-01-17 08:12:26 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Sounds like he needs some alcohol abuse counseling and anger management someone to kick his ass. I hope he gets the help he needs

 
2014-01-17 08:24:44 AM  
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Oh, SHUT UP!!
 
2014-01-17 08:57:47 AM  

walktoanarcade: He's itching to join the 27 Club at this point.  Or is that only for musicians?

....years later "Ooooh if you slow it down really slow, the refrigerator flying away from the blast says 'Shia 27 on it'"  or some shiat.


I think that's only for people with talent.
 
2014-01-17 09:03:56 AM  

cannibalparrot: walktoanarcade: He's itching to join the 27 Club at this point.  Or is that only for musicians?

....years later "Ooooh if you slow it down really slow, the refrigerator flying away from the blast says 'Shia 27 on it'"  or some shiat.

I think that's only for people with talent.


oh yeah, nevermind.
 
2014-01-17 09:04:03 AM  
When did Shia LeBoeuf decide he was a badass?
 
2014-01-17 09:08:28 AM  
www.nerdlikeyou.com

Is there any doubt about whom Cera was really lampooning?
 
2014-01-17 09:19:55 AM  
But I thought he wasn't famous anymore?
 
2014-01-17 09:27:04 AM  

bborchar: But I thought he wasn't famous anymore?


That's what he said... probably lifted it from someone else, though.
 
2014-01-17 09:27:06 AM  
am i the only one who thinks he's a shiatty actor?
 
2014-01-17 09:29:43 AM  
I expect LaBeouf to throw eggs at his neighbor's house this weekend.
 
2014-01-17 09:30:53 AM  

stir22: am i the only one who thinks he's a shiatty actor?


Well, let's check...

ANYBODY ELSE THINK LEBEOUF IS A SH*TTY ACTOR?
mymarkhoversonreview.files.wordpress.com

Stir22, I'm gonna say you're in the majority here.
 
2014-01-17 09:30:56 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Now he's plagiarizing Zidane! Will it ever end?!

[www.refinedguy.com image 320x240]

yeah, but that's a real headbutt in that gif
if you watch the vid that slo-mo thing he did is more like a drunk who can't maintain his balance or personal spacing

laboof need to get into treatment

and shave his pubestache and douchebeard

if you can't fill it out don't grow it out
 
2014-01-17 09:31:12 AM  
Maybe he'll get sloppy drunk and puke so we can see headlines like: "LaBarf!"
 
2014-01-17 09:35:05 AM  
"An unprovoked head butt is like bringing a sawed-off shotgun to a knife fight."

- Shia Lebeouf
 
2014-01-17 09:37:06 AM  
"Heads Up!"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-17 09:39:59 AM  

stir22: am i the only one who thinks he's a shiatty actor?


You are entitled to your opinion, but he's really not a shiatty actor. It doesnt take too much to be even a competent actor. This is not a compliment to him so much as a commentary on the profession.

/overrated.
 
2014-01-17 09:49:31 AM  

Alphax: Days since I paid any attention to Shia LaBeouf.. beats me, but it's been a while since my sister rented that first crappy Transformers movie and got me to watch it.


Yet here you are. Reset the counter to zero.
 
2014-01-17 09:58:37 AM  
How was someone this universally hated and who made every movie he was in 10x worse given so many roles?
 
2014-01-17 10:01:22 AM  
I learned something from this video.

His name is apparently pronounced "shie-ya" and not "shee-ya" like I thought.
 
2014-01-17 10:03:00 AM  
He's totally ripping off the British for their brawling technique.
 
2014-01-17 10:26:07 AM  
To be fair, he does have the douchiest name ever.

It's like naming your daughter Crystal and then being surprised she becomes a stripper.
 
mhd
2014-01-17 10:34:15 AM  

mcmnky: To be fair, he does have the douchiest name ever.


Sure, he's no Gristle McThornBody .

/Shouldn't it be "LeBoeuf"?
 
2014-01-17 10:40:37 AM  
He can act?  I thought those movies were just filmed around him, because they couldn't get his ass off the set....
 
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