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(CNN)   Have you SEEN the president of Argentina? I don't mean that as in "Hey check out this hot milf," no one has seen her in over a month   (cnn.com) divider line 72
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2014-01-16 08:39:09 PM
Sometimes you just have to step back for some alone time.


menopause
 
2014-01-16 08:52:09 PM
Anybody think to check the Appalachian Trail?
 
2014-01-16 10:17:23 PM
She's been staring at my bedroom ceiling. Why?
 
2014-01-16 11:21:00 PM
Is she hanging with Harold Holt (the former PM of Australia)?
 
2014-01-16 11:42:36 PM

DON.MAC: Is she hanging with Harold Holt (the former PM of Australia)?


Yes, in addition to Judge Crater, Benjamin Bathurst, Lord Lucan, and Anastasia Romanova.
 
2014-01-16 11:55:25 PM
OH DAMMIT I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BE SMOKING HOT
 
2014-01-17 12:01:04 AM
Well, it's not like I'm going to cry, Argentina.
 
2014-01-17 12:02:02 AM
CNN is not the place to go for LatAm news.
 
2014-01-17 12:03:49 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: CNN is not the place to go for LatAm news.

 
2014-01-17 12:10:10 AM

MrBallou: Anybody think to check the Appalachian Trail?


*shakes tiny fist*

"Missing politician" + "Argentina" = first thing I thought of.
 
2014-01-17 12:41:37 AM
Check the D.C. Tidal Basin.

/old school
 
2014-01-17 02:38:35 AM

simplicimus: Well, it's not like I'm going to cry, Argentina.


Goddammit.
 
2014-01-17 03:43:31 AM
If "she" reappears but looks suspiciously like Kevin Kline in drag, she's probably in a coma and near death.

/quasi-obscure?
 
2014-01-17 04:32:31 AM
The truth is she never left.
 
2014-01-17 04:37:57 AM
You can always tell a Milford girl.
 
2014-01-17 04:46:57 AM
Her husband is dead?  So I might have a shot?
 
2014-01-17 04:54:03 AM
Henry Kissinger is still alive....not many of his opponents tho....
 
2014-01-17 05:02:48 AM
The UK is probably glad of the break from all the Falklands whining / rhetoric.
 
2014-01-17 05:06:23 AM
¿Donde esta el Presidente?
 
2014-01-17 05:10:18 AM

gaslight: She's been staring at my bedroom ceiling. Why?


Bored?
 
2014-01-17 05:13:59 AM
President Argentina, President Argentina! A Man in Brazil is coughing! ..... President Argentina...? Hello...?
 
2014-01-17 05:14:36 AM

DON.MAC: Is she hanging with Harold Holt (the former PM of Australia)?


I'm happy to say that I got your reference right away, and I'm not even Australian.

The interesting difference between Harold and, say, Jimmy Hoffa, is that people saw him just minutes before he disappeared, so there's no dispute about where or when it happened. Which, of course, just makes it weirder.
 
2014-01-17 05:33:45 AM
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego Cristina Fernandez?
 
2014-01-17 06:01:50 AM

LewDux: <strong><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8103573/88762949#c88762949" target="_blank">gaslight</a>:</strong> <em>She's been staring at my bedroom ceiling. Why?</em>

Bored?



Vegetative state?
 
2014-01-17 06:06:28 AM
Last I heard she had some form of cancer.
 
2014-01-17 06:09:35 AM
Did anybody look behind the couch or in between the cushions?  That's usually where my remote ends up.  Just a thought.
 
2014-01-17 06:14:53 AM
She's in a hut on the Falklands.

If she makes it 6 years without anyone noticing, she gains squatter's rights.
 
2014-01-17 06:15:42 AM
It's more like GILF
 
2014-01-17 06:19:00 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: It's more like GILF


GMILF
 
2014-01-17 06:31:29 AM
I'm going with a Hollywood Reboot of Carmen Sandiego...

'Where on earth is Christina Fenandez de Kirchner"
 
2014-01-17 06:32:03 AM
So she had brain surgery just a few months go, and now she dropped out of public sight....yea there's never any complications or unforseen side effects to brain surgery right? Right?!?

\occum says is prolly more recouperation time. You don't just bounce back from brain surgery like that.
 
2014-01-17 06:34:55 AM

drxym: The UK is probably glad of the break from all the Falklands whining / rhetoric.


Nah, saber rattling is always good for pols. For the UK any whining coming out of Argentina gives those currently in power an easy nationalistic talking point that requires almost no actual effort.
 
2014-01-17 06:53:26 AM

Theory Of Null: LewDux: <strong><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8103573/88762949#c88762949" target="_blank">gaslight</a>:</strong> <em>She's been staring at my bedroom ceiling. Why?</em>

Bored?


Vegetative state?



Come on guys. He's saying they're having sex at his place.

/unlikely, psshhh...
//his mom doesn't allow sleepovers
 
2014-01-17 06:57:38 AM
Don't cry about it
 
2014-01-17 07:08:50 AM
Her husband's not dead. He just lost a loser-leaves-town match to Nikolai Volkoff.


/obscure?
 
2014-01-17 07:12:02 AM

Bungles: She's in a hut on the Falklands.

If she makes it 6 years without anyone noticing, she gains squatter's rights.


She's been desperately trying to train the sheep there to say "I want to be a part of Argentina" in a last ditch attempt to force a referendum.
 
2014-01-17 07:26:58 AM
She is not missing - she is on the run from a machine that doesn't feel pain, or remorse, or fear.

/obscure?
 
2014-01-17 07:31:16 AM
Subby is ghey for Steve Tyler (nttawt)

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-17 07:31:17 AM
Wanted for questioning:

i28.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-17 07:33:37 AM

MrBallou: Anybody think to check the Appalachian Trail?


I was on vacation in Charlotte, NC when all that hit, staying with family. It was a full ten days of laughing at Sanford's jackass self. The reference serves as a great reminder of time with family. Thanks! :)
 
2014-01-17 07:43:33 AM
It's taking longer than usual for the engineers to build her robot replacement. The big problem is that none of the engineers have ever seen boobs.
 
2014-01-17 07:47:17 AM

RodneyToady: If "she" reappears but looks suspiciously like Kevin Kline in drag, she's probably in a coma and near death.

/quasi-obscure?


That was a cute flick.
 
2014-01-17 07:48:04 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Uh oh. She has her frowny face sash on. Don't ask for tax relief.
I'd fight her over her Falklands, if you get my drift.
 
2014-01-17 08:09:39 AM

cc_rider: Wanted for questioning:

[i28.photobucket.com image 349x437]


i171.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-17 08:26:21 AM

Silvyrbug: So she had brain surgery just a few months go, and now she dropped out of public sight....yea there's never any complications or unforseen side effects to brain surgery right? Right?!?

\occum says is prolly more recouperation time. You don't just bounce back from brain surgery like that.


She could have possibly developed superpowers as a result of her surgery and now uses her newfound invisibility to walk among her people, defending the weakest against the evil that stalks the streets.
 
2014-01-17 08:43:02 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [upload.wikimedia.org image 432x599]

Uh oh. She has her frowny face sash on. Don't ask for tax relief.
I'd fight her over her Falklands, if you get my drift.


mm not really she's face like a bag of spanners and dresses like a drunk drag queen.
 
2014-01-17 08:48:48 AM
She secretly won Mega Lotto.
 
2014-01-17 08:50:48 AM

Zenith: Uh oh. She has her frowny face sash on. Don't ask for tax relief.
I'd fight her over her Falklands, if you get my drift.

mm not really she's face like a bag of spanners and dresses like a drunk drag queen.


Thank you. Everybody talks about how hot she is but she just looks like someone's mother desperate to pretend she's still in her 20s.
 
2014-01-17 08:52:33 AM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Zenith: Uh oh. She has her frowny face sash on. Don't ask for tax relief.
I'd fight her over her Falklands, if you get my drift.

mm not really she's face like a bag of spanners and dresses like a drunk drag queen.

Thank you. Everybody talks about how hot she is but she just looks like someone's mother desperate to pretend she's still in her 20s.


they've really really low standards or drunk or both.
 
2014-01-17 08:53:51 AM

MrBallou: Anybody think to check the Appalachian Trail?


done in 2
 
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