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(Huntsville Item)   A 10-year-old fourth-grader in Texas, asked his family and friends to give him rather odd gifts for his birthday: dog food, cat food, treats and a few bucks to donate to the Rita B. Huff Animal Shelter. Have a happy Caturday   ( divider line
    More: Caturday, Texas, emergency shelter, dog food, Jack Lemmon  
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2014-01-17 08:10:02 AM
2014-01-17 08:13:25 AM
RWDA...sounds like a great opportunity! I'm happy for you!! :D
2014-01-17 08:21:23 AM
2014-01-17 08:32:47 AM  

lilyspad: [ image 400x200]
RWDA...sounds like a great opportunity! I'm happy for you!! :D

Thank you! I am actually doing that booty wiggle happy display at random times because of this opportunity. Have been since I got the email (and no one is awake to witness it except the cats!) I KNOW it is awesome and I can hardly wait for our coffee meeting. She's got this beat up old car named "Mata Cari" that is really just a cloaking device for the most awesome stereo system I've ever seen in a car. So we'll talk food, nail polish, this opportunity for moi and then swap CDs. It will be fun, no matter what. Also, I've already rummaged through my steno pads and put my two latest in my backpack, so I'll have some personal props to share. I did some gastropub type stuff over the summer I want her to check out. It is a pretty solid testament to my ability to walk into any kitchen and work with what's already there - and come up with sensible, tasty and sometimes surprising menus. Surprising in a good way, not a "get me to the ER" way. lol!
/I choose "D"
//it's still dark here :-)
2014-01-17 08:34:05 AM
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2014-01-17 09:25:33 AM
2014-01-17 09:31:56 AM  
I love Foo Chan! He's right up there with Grumpy Cat, except instead of looking grumpy, he looks disappointed in your for not living up to your potential. We'll try harder next time, Foo Chan. I promise.
/probably telling me to quit "trying" and start doing
2014-01-17 09:37:49 AM
Disappointed in you for letting the dish go empty. :-(
2014-01-17 09:39:34 AM
Pondering the many ways you disappoint Foo Chan. :-(
2014-01-17 09:40:25 AM
Why must you disappoint Foo Chan so? :-(
2014-01-17 09:54:45 AM  
"Crushing disappointment" doesn't begin to describe your effect on poor Foo Chan. :-(

/I sooo love this cat
2014-01-17 10:17:07 AM
Yeah Right.  Type at ft of pg3, right under cuddly .gif of brown rackety coon & grey cat lilyspad fetched.
In Classic Peanuts strip today, Frieda of naturally curly hair says she thinks Snoopy would've made a good cat. Snoopy disagrees, could never eat a cold mouse on a foggy morning.  Tho Frieda's a redhead, she's not the Little Red Haired Girl of Charlie Brown's yearnings. Found that the LRHG's name is Heather, & she's the one character in strip Charles Schultz never drew.
The in2it pic with pawprint on piecrust verifies for me that the Visiting Jellicle likely paid us a glancing visit while current light snow fell earlier. Or somecat resembling Visiting Jellicle.
2014-01-17 10:43:30 AM
Somewhere between demand & request for Real Women. Foo Chang's a most handsome laddie!, this about the least-good foto imho.
2014-01-17 10:54:08 AM  

laulaja: [ image 768x1024]
Somewhere between demand & request for Real Women. Foo Chang's a most handsome laddie!, this about the least-good foto imho.

*GASP!* You're right! Foo Chan is the very disappointed Yoda of the feline world! He's using the force of his disappointment, for sure.

Love how his eyes look in this pic
2014-01-17 11:20:03 AM  

lilyspad: [ image 480x640]

have never seen a hammerhead stuffed toy before... that's awesome! :)

also, congrats RWDA...
2014-01-17 11:44:37 AM
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2014-01-17 11:48:42 AM
2014-01-17 01:22:53 PM  

cynicalminion: lilyspad: [ image 480x640]

have never seen a hammerhead stuffed toy before... that's awesome! :)

also, congrats RWDA...

Let's not get ahead of ourselves now. lol! But thanks! I know I totally have this if I can stay healthy enough to take it without jeopardizing myself or the kitchen and its regular denizens! We iz meeting for coffee tomorrow. I told her "You do realize that is Caturday, right?" and she says "The sacrifices we make for our craft should serve as an inspiration to all". We both agreed our pictures should be hung in every culinary school in the land, so great was our sacrifice. Patron saints of overworked and under-appreciated kitchen martyrs staff or something like that. The faux arrogance is astounding sometimes, which makes it fun.

Foo Chan's disappointment in us all is so emotionally exhausting, he can't even summon the strength to get up and write bad goth poetry (as if there's any other kind of goth poetry). :-(
2014-01-17 01:23:43 PM  

valnt9: [ image 564x652]

I love that series of pics!
2014-01-17 01:27:37 PM  
Well, as far as we know, the squirrel is still in the basement. I got a larger, more sensitive trap today, so here goes trap-the-squirrel episode 2!
2014-01-17 01:40:50 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: valnt9: [ image 564x652]

I love that series of pics!

the last one, kitty appears to say "you're nice, can i keep you?"
2014-01-17 01:44:22 PM  
FOUND FOOTAGE of an 8 Week Old Baby BUB

This is from her first week with her Dude.
2014-01-17 02:03:07 PM  

lilyspad: [ image 447x555]
Welllll, um, okay...... :D

Maybe you need to check out Tziva de Fark's Facebook page.  Could be pertinent.
2014-01-17 02:21:48 PM  
2014-01-17 02:25:17 PM  

valnt9: [ image 554x739]

Neat, I didn't know they had color photographs back in Catherine the Great's day.

2014-01-17 02:32:02 PM  
And now...

...a Proboscus Monkey!

Credit to Sherpa18 for his really cool pic last week of a cat with an enormous honker.

/you know what they say about a guy with a really big nose...
//he smells good  ;-{)
2014-01-17 02:35:42 PM
2014-01-17 02:47:33 PM
2014-01-17 02:52:54 PM  

Triumph: [ image 720x526]

*checks medicine bottle*

Ok, so it's not me. WTF is that? Besides creepy - in a strangely benign, confusing kind of way.
2014-01-17 03:23:27 PM  
Foo Chan is disappointed I did not make him a Grilled Pear, Havarti and Turkey Sandwich on Cinnamon Swirl Wheat bread, too.
/seriously yummy, you guys
//try it some time!
2014-01-17 03:31:51 PM
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2014-01-17 03:50:41 PM
'Nother multiple re-size, appears; down to just below 50% of original. This from a beg from Tufts Univ Cummins Vet School. Older niece is Tufts grad but not veterinarian; Mocha in Ottawa OCanada owns her & fairly new spouse Andre.
Wasted time to go thru thread on current main pg, re recent MurderMayhap in Cinti. Dad was waving gun around, "accidentally" shot 11 yr old dtr who woulda begun School for Creative & Performing Arts as dancer in coupla yrs.  Dad also "accidentally" shot  her bro coupla yrs ago. Dad wished to attend dtr's funeral, La Judge says Not Only No .... Dad ought become Guest Of State for some yrs, may protect remaining family.  Wife/mother said to be Abused But Enabling.
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