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(News 13 Orlando)   When they talk about spending more time with your children, they typically don't mean by having them help you beat the manager of the store you just robbed   (mynews13.com ) divider line 13
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2014-01-16 08:55:35 PM  
Volusia County.  You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
2014-01-16 08:59:01 PM  

FrancoFile: Volusia County.  You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


No brag; just fact.
 
2014-01-16 09:01:08 PM  
Wait, wait. Florida, Family Dollar, shoplift, battery, kids, attractive and successful...

That's a Fark Sixfecta
 
2014-01-16 09:06:12 PM  
The family that pilfers together stays together.
 
2014-01-16 09:08:10 PM  
If only the kid had a gun he could have stood his ground when being attacked by the 7 year old
 
2014-01-16 09:09:56 PM  
FTHL : When they talk about spending more time with your children...

FTA : The woman is in her early 30s...


I'm going with grandchildren on this one.
 
2014-01-16 09:10:09 PM  

Piizzadude: If only the kid had a gun he could have stood his ground when being attacked by the 7 year old


Bless your heart.
 
2014-01-16 09:11:44 PM  
No, subby? Then what the fark do they mean? The kids should have been left to wander the sewers looking for rats and orphans to eat?
 
2014-01-16 09:20:00 PM  

Piizzadude: If only the kid had a gun he could have stood his ground when being attacked by the 7 year old


Or at least shot that wildebeest in front of it.
 
2014-01-16 09:30:01 PM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2014-01-16 10:21:55 PM  
This is what happens when you cut off peoples food stamps.
 
2014-01-16 10:38:52 PM  
No Robocop reference?
 
2014-01-17 12:00:32 AM  

aagrajag: No Robocop reference?


I was wondering the same thing, but I think that your post counts.

/Wasn't it Robocop 2?
 
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