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(Slate)   Admit it: You want to be a Bro, but you're worried that deep down you might just be a Douche. No worries, Bro, the BroBible will make clear the line *Brofist*   (slate.com) divider line 63
    More: Cool, rape culture, no worries, Tucker Max, douches, Brandon Wenerd, University of Massachusetts-Dartmouth, Ariel Castro, curly hair  
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7349 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2014 at 9:04 PM (25 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-16 08:00:47 PM
This is the stupidest thing since Bronies.
 
2014-01-16 08:07:50 PM
Brandon Wenerd

Weenered? Wee Nerd?
 
2014-01-16 08:49:00 PM
The fact that you're referring to yourself as a bro makes you a douche/ There suddenly is no difference between the two.


Pay the jar.
 
2014-01-16 08:59:29 PM
When you have to specifically point out that you're not down with rape culture, you're probably a douche.
 
2014-01-16 09:06:28 PM
kids are dum
 
2014-01-16 09:07:33 PM
img.fark.net

Approves
 
2014-01-16 09:09:27 PM
Hugh Hefner was the original Bro.
 
2014-01-16 09:10:06 PM
When did Slate turn into Buzzfeed?
 
2014-01-16 09:14:44 PM
Drew is also a Bro. Sorry, but it's true.
 
2014-01-16 09:15:08 PM
I would rather have ammonia and bleach get together in front of me than BroBible and Slate. I felt my T-cell count lowering as that article gave me what has to be the first case of virtually transmitted AIDS.
 
2014-01-16 09:17:33 PM
oi44.tinypic.com
 
ecl
2014-01-16 09:23:32 PM
This is THE douchebag test.  If you clicked the link to even see what the article/brobible was you are a douche.  I'd say inform your loved ones, but lets be honest,  people like you don't have loved ones.
 
2014-01-16 09:25:48 PM
So I happen to like the cock. It's amusing to see how many "curious" dudes on Grindr or what have you specifically mention "bromance" (whatever the fark that is) as an acceptable compromise for their being in the closet.

/bro
 
2014-01-16 09:26:18 PM
I LOLed when I read 'brocial network'.
 
2014-01-16 09:26:22 PM
I'm sorry but was this supposed to be a subject that I gave a shiat about?
 
2014-01-16 09:32:00 PM

RottNDude: So I happen to like the cock. It's amusing to see how many "curious" dudes on Grindr or what have you specifically mention "bromance" (whatever the fark that is) as an acceptable compromise for their being in the closet.

/bro


THIS IS NOT A GAY THING
 
2014-01-16 09:33:34 PM

scottydoesntknow: When you have to specifically point out that you're not down with rape culture, you're probably a douche.


They're probably too busy giving each other Bro-jobs.
 
2014-01-16 09:35:08 PM
images.betterworldbooks.com

The only Bro bible you need.
 
2014-01-16 09:35:36 PM

ecl: If you clicked the link to even see what the article/brobible was you are a douche.


Being unfamiliar with the BroBible makes me a douche? Your post makes no sense...brah.
 
2014-01-16 09:40:16 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: ecl: If you clicked the link to even see what the article/brobible was you are a douche.

Being unfamiliar with the BroBible makes me a douche? Your post makes no sense...brah.


I think it only counts if you go back for seconds, dude.
 
2014-01-16 09:42:43 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

There. Now it's over. Go home dude.
 
2014-01-16 09:43:07 PM
www.infideas.com
 
2014-01-16 09:44:13 PM
I am so glad I am female. Mostly.
 
2014-01-16 09:45:17 PM
oh my god there's vomit everywhere
 
2014-01-16 09:56:02 PM
I'm a Bro-douche.
 
2014-01-16 09:56:47 PM

odinsposse: There. Now it's over. Go home dude.


This is awesome.

Reminds me of the time some friends and I were on a road trip and got stuck in traffic in Riverside, CA. I coined it "Stop and Bro" traffic due to all the lifted trucks and backwards hats everywhere.

And then it got worse.
"I think I'm bro on gas, I'm getting off at the next exit"
And various other bro-jokes that went on for hours.

/we were bored okay?!
 
2014-01-16 10:06:56 PM

ecl: This is THE douchebag test.  If you clicked the link to even see what the article/brobible was you are a douche.  I'd say inform your loved ones, but lets be honest,  people like you don't have loved ones.


DAMMIT I knew I should have read the Fark comments first.
 
2014-01-16 10:09:58 PM

Vertdang: The only Bro bible you need.


Which is totally a gay thing.

Sorry fusillade ...
 
2014-01-16 10:11:46 PM
Is this kind of bro still acceptable?

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-16 10:12:34 PM

coldf33t: I am so glad I am female. Mostly.


Chicks before dicks....metaphorically
 
2014-01-16 10:12:59 PM
All bros are douches by definition.
 
2014-01-16 10:13:01 PM
It should be short. Like a bro-chure.
 
2014-01-16 10:23:00 PM

RottNDude: So I happen to like the cock. It's amusing to see how many "curious" dudes on Grindr or what have you specifically mention "bromance" (whatever the fark that is) as an acceptable compromise for their being in the closet.

/bro


I'll cop to never understanding "the curious," at least among men.  Heterosexuality was pretty clear cut for me, and I suspect if you take away the society driven mind-fark of having to admit you're homosexual, it's probably pretty clear cut to most gay guys that they like the cock.  They just don't want to admit it.

shiat, the first woman who let me see her naked couldn't understand why I wanted to spend hours looking at her hoo-ha.  I just DID, but I couldn't explain it.  The drive was intense.  It has to be the same for dudes who love the cock, so it really sucks that some people are pressured to refuse it.
 
2014-01-16 10:25:01 PM
Hi! Editor from BroBible here mentioned in the article (...and made fun of by fusillade762). We've always hugely appreciated when Fark users have posted our links (it's happened quite a bit since we've started the site). We love you guys. Thank you for reading!
 
2014-01-16 10:28:24 PM

bdubsdubs: Hi! Editor from BroBible here mentioned in the article (...and made fun of by fusillade762). We've always hugely appreciated when Fark users have posted our links (it's happened quite a bit since we've started the site). We love you guys. Thank you for reading!


And we hope you find a nice girl someday. Just not me.
 
2014-01-16 10:28:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-16 10:30:49 PM

bdubsdubs: Hi! Editor from BroBible here mentioned in the article (...and made fun of by fusillade762). We've always hugely appreciated when Fark users have posted our links (it's happened quite a bit since we've started the site). We love you guys. Thank you for reading!


We love you too. But you're still a douche facilitator.

Or is that brocilitator?
 
2014-01-16 10:32:02 PM
Bro? Douche? They're all assholes to me
 
2014-01-16 10:33:16 PM

odinsposse: [24.media.tumblr.com image 478x640]

There. Now it's over. Go home dude.


List fails without Abroham Lincoln
 
2014-01-16 10:36:36 PM

LazerFish: [i.imgur.com image 280x826]


Suddenly very  Beakman's World.
 
2014-01-16 10:44:30 PM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Is this kind of bro still acceptable?

[img.fark.net image 480x360]


Nope. Steal a KMFDM album cover, and you're forever shiat.
 
2014-01-16 10:53:27 PM

brilett: bdubsdubs: Hi! Editor from BroBible here mentioned in the article (...and made fun of by fusillade762). We've always hugely appreciated when Fark users have posted our links (it's happened quite a bit since we've started the site). We love you guys. Thank you for reading!

And we hope you find a nice girl someday. Just not me.


Or give him Tonto. Tonto the Indian. For the act.
 
2014-01-16 11:00:13 PM

croesius: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Is this kind of bro still acceptable?

[img.fark.net image 480x360]

Nope. Steal a KMFDM album cover, and you're forever shiat.


I barely know Pennywise, but love KMFDM. Which album did they steal from?
 
2014-01-16 11:06:12 PM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: croesius: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Is this kind of bro still acceptable?

[img.fark.net image 480x360]

Nope. Steal a KMFDM album cover, and you're forever shiat.

I barely know Pennywise, but love KMFDM. Which album did they steal from?


This describes me too. Gonna guess Adios?

/hot and double hot
 
2014-01-16 11:10:40 PM

asynchron: White_Scarf_Syndrome: croesius: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Is this kind of bro still acceptable?

[img.fark.net image 480x360]

Nope. Steal a KMFDM album cover, and you're forever shiat.

I barely know Pennywise, but love KMFDM. Which album did they steal from?

This describes me too. Gonna guess Adios?

/hot and double hot


Hey, everybody, look at me! My name's asynchron and I didn't preview!

i192.photobucket.com

i192.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-16 11:13:48 PM

RottNDude: odinsposse: There. Now it's over. Go home dude.

This is awesome.

Reminds me of the time some friends and I were on a road trip and got stuck in traffic in Riverside, CA. I coined it "Stop and Bro" traffic due to all the lifted trucks and backwards hats everywhere.

And then it got worse.
"I think I'm bro on gas, I'm getting off at the next exit"
And various other bro-jokes that went on for hours.

/we were bored broed okay?!


Fixed
 
2014-01-16 11:22:55 PM
Dear White Guys,

You are not now, nor ever will be, a bro.

Stop saying the word Bro. You sound effing stupid.

Signed,

All of Black People
 
2014-01-16 11:52:19 PM

asynchron: asynchron: White_Scarf_Syndrome: croesius: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Is this kind of bro still acceptable?

[img.fark.net image 480x360]

Nope. Steal a KMFDM album cover, and you're forever shiat.

I barely know Pennywise, but love KMFDM. Which album did they steal from?

This describes me too. Gonna guess Adios?

/hot and double hot

Hey, everybody, look at me! My name's asynchron and I didn't preview!

[i192.photobucket.com image 299x300]

[i192.photobucket.com image 492x500]


blog.bruteprop.co.uk

Good news everybro, it doesn't appear to have been stolen; Pennywise commissioned artist Aidan "BRUTE" Hughes for the cover art, and he riffed on his earlier "Driving Man" to come up with the album cover.

Better news, he does more than just KMFDM's covers
 
2014-01-16 11:53:37 PM

asynchron: asynchron: White_Scarf_Syndrome: croesius: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Is this kind of bro still acceptable?

[img.fark.net image 480x360]

Nope. Steal a KMFDM album cover, and you're forever shiat.

I barely know Pennywise, but love KMFDM. Which album did they steal from?

This describes me too. Gonna guess Adios?

/hot and double hot

Hey, everybody, look at me! My name's asynchron and I didn't preview!


I wouldn't call that stealing an album cover. I don't think KMFDM can claim Brute! for themselves. I'm surprised GTA didn't use whatever this driving motif is all about.
 
2014-01-17 12:13:56 AM
What the hell is all this?  Is this for real?  I guess I have been out of high school for so long I don't remember this crap.
 
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