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(Newsbreaker)   ORA.tv folks also have a news video show - I'm so dumb I didn't realize the presenter wasn't the same gal from the WTFark Pilot #3 earlier. This one's about gummy bear laxatives -Drew   (ora.tv) divider line 44
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2014-01-16 04:25:19 PM
Gummi Bears!!
Shiatting here and there and everywhere.
Crap-filled pants that are beyond compare.
They are the Gummi Bears!
They are the Gummi Bears!
 
2014-01-16 04:27:25 PM
Dumb or drunk?
 
2014-01-16 04:27:47 PM
Whats next... Tuscan Milk? How to avoid huge ships?

/Sugar free haribo bear story is older than most of the sites running the story right now.
 
2014-01-16 04:28:46 PM
FarkTV with dead man's balls
 
2014-01-16 04:28:48 PM
 i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-16 04:29:22 PM
Nothing meaner than a constipated gummi bear.
 
2014-01-16 04:31:08 PM
Thanks for the link to autoplay video.

/not
 
2014-01-16 04:31:48 PM
Gummi poop thread?
 
2014-01-16 04:33:28 PM

nyseattitude: Dumb or drunk?


This is Drew we're talking about here.
so... probably both.
 
2014-01-16 04:34:28 PM
Their news stuff isn't any better than the FarkTV rebirth.  About the only thing they could do to be worse would be to drop Larry King and bring in Piers Morgan.
 
2014-01-16 04:37:48 PM
I think Drew just confirmed how months-old stories make the front page. :)

To wit: Link
 
2014-01-16 04:37:53 PM

Zombie Eater: Their news stuff isn't any better than the FarkTV rebirth.  About the only thing they could do to be worse would be to drop Larry King and bring in Piers Morgan.


Budleigh-Salterton, go ahead!
 
2014-01-16 04:42:57 PM

Jclark666: I think Drew just confirmed how months-old stories make the front page. :)

To wit: Link


Oh I'm definitely the worst offender here, believe me it's well known internally ;)
 
2014-01-16 04:43:17 PM
Anyone else not see any videos for these links?  I'm assuming it's my adblocking software...
 
2014-01-16 04:46:24 PM
I for one welcome our new FarkTV overlo.... Aw crapapples, even I can't keep a straight face saying that.
 
2014-01-16 04:47:19 PM

mcmnky: Thanks for the link to autoplay video.

/not


if you aren't using noscript/flashblock then you are doing the interwebs wrong and should feel ashamed.
 
2014-01-16 04:49:53 PM
I'm all for a really effective poop-pusher. But, noticeably absent in the reporting -- is the poop parade preceded by painful cramps?
 
2014-01-16 04:50:38 PM

cannotsuggestaname: mcmnky: Thanks for the link to autoplay video.

/not

if you aren't using noscript/flashblock then you are doing the interwebs wrong and should feel ashamed.


Actually I'm ashamed I have a phone where the silent setting doesn't apply to media, just phone sounds and alerts, because, you know, sound from video doesn't count.
 
2014-01-16 04:52:42 PM
New thread, still sucks.
 
2014-01-16 04:58:45 PM
SUGAR ALCOHOLS ARE HOW THE DEVIL RAPES YOU. DO NOT EAT SORBITOL.
Also, Cracked discussed this gummi bear situation months ago.
 
2014-01-16 04:59:20 PM
Ha ha! Oh, those wacky people on the inter-net. What will they think of next?
Why, just the other day while I was waiting for my woodstove to warm up, I saw that there was a delightful array of pictures of cats with words superimposed on them, as if being spoken by the cat. Preposterous! There was an alarming degree of grammatical errors, so I believe it must be the work rascally schoolchildren. What a world we live in that one can create such new and exciting ideas at the mere age of 5 or 6!
 
2014-01-16 05:03:24 PM
WTF is this shiat?
 
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2014-01-16 05:22:00 PM

Syrrh: Ha ha! Oh, those wacky people on the inter-net. What will they think of next?
Why, just the other day while I was waiting for my woodstove to warm up, I saw that there was a delightful array of pictures of cats with words superimposed on them, as if being spoken by the cat. Preposterous! There was an alarming degree of grammatical errors, so I believe it must be the work rascally schoolchildren. What a world we live in that one can create such new and exciting ideas at the mere age of 5 or 6!


heheheheh
 
2014-01-16 05:28:16 PM
Christ it isn't live yet and he's already shoving this stuff down our throats.
 
2014-01-16 05:49:26 PM
That was mildly entertaining.
 
2014-01-16 06:12:17 PM

Drew: Jclark666: I think Drew just confirmed how months-old stories make the front page. :)

To wit: Link

Oh I'm definitely the worst offender here, believe me it's well known internally ;)


So Drew is the moderator who submits links and greens them and when people complain or officially "Notify admins about this link" that it is months or years old and has already appeared on Fark several times, executive decides to keep the thread green because some people haven't seen the link or topic?
 
2014-01-16 06:25:04 PM
I did not know there was such a thing as specific as a bear laxative, no less what consistencies they might come in.
 
2014-01-16 06:27:48 PM
Jesus, who greenlights this crap?
 
2014-01-16 07:02:51 PM

HairBolus: Drew: Jclark666: I think Drew just confirmed how months-old stories make the front page. :)

To wit: Link

Oh I'm definitely the worst offender here, believe me it's well known internally ;)

So Drew is the moderator who submits links and greens them and when people complain or officially "Notify admins about this link" that it is months or years old and has already appeared on Fark several times, executive decides to keep the thread green because some people haven't seen the link or topic?


Not as bad as the Tuesday admin who routinely greenlights shiat using the "Repeat" tag just because he finds the headline a little funnier than the previous version. Why yes, it definitely warrants an entirely new comments thread with pretty much identical content to the first.
 
2014-01-16 07:06:31 PM
This site is getting awful
 
2014-01-16 07:08:24 PM
You people do not wanna know what I was thinkin' of saying.

However, Liquid Catbutt Evil would make an interesting name for a band.
 
2014-01-16 07:18:53 PM
Oh I get it, Drew's smokin some leafy green sh*t, man! 4:20 PM, yeah?

I just noticed that!

/lawls
 
2014-01-16 07:38:37 PM
Someone should write a book about bulls*t being passed off as news.

Then a friend of mine could find a copy of it for a dollar at a thrift store and I'll have something to sporadically read while pooping.

/Drew, I sometimes read your book while pooping.
//It's, well, "meh"
///poop.
 
2014-01-16 07:41:29 PM

FarkingReading: Gummi Bears!!
Shiatting here and there and everywhere.
Crap-filled pants that are beyond compare.
They are the Gummi Bears!
They are the Gummi Bears!


That's one of my favorite shows from my childhood, recently watched an episode and it held up. Now to go have/kidnap children and force them to watch it so they can enjoy my childhood too.
 
2014-01-16 08:37:42 PM
Kentucky legalized weed?
 
2014-01-16 08:46:52 PM
WIth #2 on the sharts, here's got yummy gummy gummy in my tummy tummy tummy.
And here's the latest from the Ohio Express.
On FARK radio with all the *hits and misses and chocolate kisses.
Ans some Hershey's Syrup on the side.
And on the floor.
And in your drawers.
It's 8:52 here at FARK radio and the *hits just keep on coming.
 
2014-01-16 08:48:30 PM
Oh, see, HE can submit a poop thread.  If I do it?  NUH-UH!!

...

not fair.

*snif*

cannotsuggestaname: mcmnky: Thanks for the link to autoplay video.

/not

if you aren't using noscript/flashblock then you are doing the interwebs wrong and should feel ashamed.



That.
 
2014-01-16 08:51:54 PM
When I was deployed to Iraq near the beginning of the war one of the guys on my team received a bag of these in a care package. After eating the bag he spent the rest of the day in the portable toilets. Keep in mind this was the middle of summer in Baghdad and the portable toilets were not shaded. It had to be 140 degrees inside them.
 
2014-01-16 09:48:42 PM

beergun: When I was deployed to Iraq near the beginning of the war one of the guys on my team received a bag of these in a care package. After eating the bag he spent the rest of the day in the portable toilets. Keep in mind this was the middle of summer in Baghdad and the portable toilets were not shaded. It had to be 140 degrees inside them.


Oh geez. That sounds like a case of candy-based PTSD in the making. And I am only half kidding.

/I'd be traumatized.
 
2014-01-17 12:30:11 AM
sprayp00p is really horrible.
 
2014-01-17 03:32:08 AM
Could be helpful if you're on a diet.
 
2014-01-17 04:53:39 AM
Only if you swallow them.
 
2014-01-17 09:44:02 AM

McFifenstein: nyseattitude: Dumb or drunk?

This is Drew we're talking about here.
so... probably both.


You left out bald.
 
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2014-01-17 10:35:17 AM

ThatDarkFellow: This site is getting awful

 
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