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2014-01-16 08:40:30 PM
Came for Jimmy Carter, leaving happy.

Nothing is obscure on Fark.

digitalrain: downstairs: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Walter Cronkite: Thank you, Mr. President, ha ha! Our next call is Peter Elkin of Westbrook, Oregan, whom I am told is 17 years of age.

Peter (on phone): Hello? Hello?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes. Hello, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Is this the President?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes, it is.

Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..

*snip*

Ha!  I totally forgot about that clip.  Classic.

Did that really happen or is it a spoof of something?


Wow..OK, this is obscure to at least one person on Fark. I'll be damned.
 
2014-01-16 08:44:36 PM

digitalrain: downstairs: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Walter Cronkite: Thank you, Mr. President, ha ha! Our next call is Peter Elkin of Westbrook, Oregan, whom I am told is 17 years of age.

Peter (on phone): Hello? Hello?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes. Hello, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Is this the President?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes, it is.

Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..

*snip*

Ha!  I totally forgot about that clip.  Classic.

Did that really happen or is it a spoof of something?


Hadn't seen it myself, but Yo Soy Usando El Internet:   http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmah06_ask-president-carter_fun

Looks like it was SNL, Bill Murray & Dan Akroyd.
 
2014-01-16 08:59:45 PM
Acid still likely does the rounds. Yes there are a loads of novel substances out there at the moment that mimic it, but not all of those are bad either. The UK has currently got AL-LAD and LSZ (diazedine) available semi-legally and they seem (from chemical testing) to be the real thing, or at least part of the right family of chemicals.

Mambo Bananapatch: Five hours?! In my day, if you did any acid you were out of commission for 2 or 3 days.



Acid generally doesn't last that long, maybe you got DOC'd. The DOx drugs have been around for decades too.
 
2014-01-16 09:07:52 PM
No mention of the Pryor acid routine?  I can't breathe,,,I forgot how to breathe
or The Conception Corporation skit Acid Rescue Line?ou have dialed Dial a Duhty Joke;  A hookeh vash shtanding on deh corneh,,,,
 
2014-01-16 09:16:06 PM

buzzcut73: Came for Jimmy Carter, leaving happy.

Nothing is obscure on Fark.

digitalrain: downstairs: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Walter Cronkite: Thank you, Mr. President, ha ha! Our next call is Peter Elkin of Westbrook, Oregan, whom I am told is 17 years of age.

Peter (on phone): Hello? Hello?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes. Hello, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Is this the President?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes, it is.

Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..

*snip*

Ha!  I totally forgot about that clip.  Classic.

Did that really happen or is it a spoof of something?

Wow..OK, this is obscure to at least one person on Fark. I'll be damned.


My first thought was that it was an SNL skit, but with Mr. Peanut, anything's possible.
 
2014-01-16 09:19:25 PM
The last time I tripped, I spent half the night hiding the orange juice (we found it the next morning
in a big iron cauldron outside the cabin) and almost peed myself laughing watching a rooster crow.
 
2014-01-16 09:30:52 PM
no such thing as a bad acid trip, dude.

You can learn something from every trip you take.
 
2014-01-16 09:45:11 PM

digitalrain: The last time I tripped, I spent half the night hiding the orange juice (we found it the next morning
in a big iron cauldron outside the cabin) and almost peed myself laughing watching a rooster crow.


Orange juice is the nectar of the Gods, while tweaking
 
2014-01-16 09:50:19 PM

Lee451: Kanemano: Who the hell can sit still staring at a screen while on an acid trip?

Either the acid is too weak and you don't really need the advice, or the acid is too strong and you are typing on the cat.

I cannot imagine trying to chat online while tripping my ass off. If the keyboard didn't melt the monitor would be trying to assimilate me.

/Don't even get me started on trying to use Dragon Natural Speak
//Did a lot of acid in the 70's.


On a bunch of mushrooms I dialed into a BBS that hosted a community for environmental protection, and wrote a big long rant on why they should all buy hunting licenses and duck stamps if they wanted to preserve more wetlands, etc.
 
2014-01-16 09:56:03 PM

Ooba Tooba: Mambo Bananapatch: Five hours?! In my day, if you did any acid you were out of commission for 2 or 3 days.

Too much strychnine. My buddy tripped so much he says he has permanent "worms" in his vision. /I didn't trip til after my divorce in my 20's. Half dozen times was plenty good


Horse hockey.
 
2014-01-16 10:04:42 PM

cryinoutloud: My brother used to do that shiat 4, shiats at a time. Back when Jimmy Carter was president.


Really? I wrote a number: "4 OR 5(five) HITS" Damn filter.I give up.
 
2014-01-16 10:07:59 PM

LeroyBourne: Whatever you do, never look in the mirror.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-16 10:47:27 PM

Gothnet: Acid still likely does the rounds. Yes there are a loads of novel substances out there at the moment that mimic it, but not all of those are bad either. The UK has currently got AL-LAD and LSZ (diazedine) available semi-legally and they seem (from chemical testing) to be the real thing, or at least part of the right family of chemicals.

Mambo Bananapatch: Five hours?! In my day, if you did any acid you were out of commission for 2 or 3 days.


Acid generally doesn't last that long, maybe you got DOC'd. The DOx drugs have been around for decades too.


I did some right out of the bottle once, and I rode that trip for three days, including afterglow. I did some windowpanes once that kept me up for a couple of days. I don't believe I was DOC'd, whatever that is.

Microdots & blotters always seemed to be cut with something.
 
2014-01-16 11:39:27 PM

cryinoutloud: AlwaysRightBoy: I thought that's what closets were for?

I remember making use of a closet a few times. I'm a lightweight with drugs. My brother used to do that shiat 4, shiats at a time. Back when Jimmy Carter was president. I think his brain is OK now though.


Lightweight  too. Spent a few in the closet myself.

/don't get me started about the quaaaaaaludes of the times
 
2014-01-17 01:20:41 AM
I'm the only person I know of who ever got hungry while she was tripping. I remember being at my boyfriend's,
tripping balls and happily playing a symphony in the closet with his toolbox. All of a sudden I was ravenous, so
I pulled on my combat boots, grabbed my boot knife, went to the fridge and grabbed a green pepper.

Convinced I was in a foxhole, I hunkered down in the living room started cutting strips from the pepper. I ate
the whole thing, seeds and all. Nothing left but the stem.

One other time my bf and I were tripping and we were laughing our asses off on the bed and out of the blue
he gets very serious, takes my hand and says, "I want to share an orange soda with you." You would have
thought he'd proposed or something.

Fortunately I've never had a bad trip. Just really weird ones. Stream of conciousness 'say the first word that
comes to your mind' games are insane on acid. To this day, the word 'spleen' can still make me giggle.
 
2014-01-17 01:55:04 AM

LeroyBourne: Whatever you do, never look in the mirror.


And avoid rooms with wood-paneled walls at all costs.
 
2014-01-17 02:44:55 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: Gothnet: Acid still likely does the rounds. Yes there are a loads of novel substances out there at the moment that mimic it, but not all of those are bad either. The UK has currently got AL-LAD and LSZ (diazedine) available semi-legally and they seem (from chemical testing) to be the real thing, or at least part of the right family of chemicals.

Mambo Bananapatch: Five hours?! In my day, if you did any acid you were out of commission for 2 or 3 days.


Acid generally doesn't last that long, maybe you got DOC'd. The DOx drugs have been around for decades too.

I did some right out of the bottle once, and I rode that trip for three days, including afterglow. I did some windowpanes once that kept me up for a couple of days. I don't believe I was DOC'd, whatever that is.

Microdots & blotters always seemed to be cut with something.


You can't really "cut" something on a medium that small (not to mention the fact that it doesn't make economic sense to cut LSD with anything). The only reason you can get high from the amount that a tiny square of paper can absorb is because LSD is so potent.  There aren't really any other substances that can effect you at such a minuscule dosage.
 
2014-01-17 02:46:51 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: cryinoutloud: AlwaysRightBoy: I thought that's what closets were for?

I remember making use of a closet a few times. I'm a lightweight with drugs. My brother used to do that shiat 4, shiats at a time. Back when Jimmy Carter was president. I think his brain is OK now though.

Lightweight  too. Spent a few in the closet myself.


My record is ten hits. Though that was microdot and I felt way higher the one time I did seven hits of blotter.
 
2014-01-17 02:30:50 PM

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OMG that is awesome.
 
2014-01-17 02:37:51 PM
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