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2014-01-16 04:21:24 PM
They are a little off beat but how do you coach someone through music?
 
2014-01-16 04:30:31 PM
FTFA In most random corners of the Internet, such a confession likely would have been met with an incredulous shrug or the flood derisive snark that's so often comes in response to an obvious plea for attention.

Not sure if real, or TFD...
 
2014-01-16 04:31:48 PM
Walter Cronkite: Thank you, Mr. President, ha ha! Our next call is Peter Elkin of Westbrook, Oregan, whom I am told is 17 years of age.

Peter (on phone): Hello? Hello?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes. Hello, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Is this the President?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes, it is.

Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..

Walter Cronkite: Well, thank you very much for calling, sir..

President Jimmy Carter: Just a minute, Walter, this guy's in trouble. I think I better try to talk him down. Peter?

Peter (on phone): Yeah..?

President Jimmy Carter: Peter, what did the acid look like?

Peter (on phone): They were these little orange pills.

President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. yes.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.

Peter (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir.

President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.

President Jimmy Carter: Alright, Peter, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..

Peter (on phone): Okay..

President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?

Peter (on phone): Yes, I do, sir. Everything is okay, huh Jimmy?

President Jimmy Carter: It sure is, Peter. You know, I'm against drug use myself, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now. Just mellow out the best you can, okay?

Peter (on phone): Okay..!

President Jimmy Carter: Okay.

Walter Cronkite: Well, thank you, Mr. President.
 
2014-01-16 05:02:58 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Walter Cronkite: Thank you, Mr. President, ha ha! Our next call is Peter Elkin of Westbrook, Oregan, whom I am told is 17 years of age.

Peter (on phone): Hello? Hello?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes. Hello, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Is this the President?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes, it is.

Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..


*snip*

Ha!  I totally forgot about that clip.  Classic.
 
2014-01-16 05:10:27 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do you have any Allman Brothers?


Came for this.
 
2014-01-16 05:19:09 PM
Do they tell you where to get acid? I heard that stuff had pretty much vanished from the face of the earth in the 90s.
 
2014-01-16 05:27:37 PM

unlikely: Do they tell you where to get acid? I heard that stuff had pretty much vanished from the face of the earth in the 90s.


It is still around.
 
2014-01-16 05:35:08 PM

fusillade762: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do you have any Allman Brothers?

Came for this.


Me too, but I thought I had a singular fetish.  It's nice to know I'm not alone in the universe.
 
2014-01-16 05:54:48 PM

unlikely: Do they tell you where to get acid? I heard that stuff had pretty much vanished from the face of the earth in the 90s.


Haven't seen it around here since 97 or so (haven't been looking either though), but there was a HUGE bust in 2000ish of a lab that the DEA (yes, consider the source, cop math, etc.) claimed was making some 90% or more of the USA's supply.  It's not like meth, you pretty much need a degree in organic chemistry to pull that one off.  Not to mention plenty of chemicals that the DEA has on their "snitch list" as well as pretty much becoming a rye/ergot farmer.  I've been told, that is.
 
2014-01-16 06:13:56 PM
hollywoodandfine.com
Approves.
 
2014-01-16 06:16:26 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: President Jimmy Carter:


I love that skit so much.
 
2014-01-16 06:19:12 PM
6269-9001.zippykid.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-01-16 06:19:24 PM

unlikely: Do they tell you where to get acid? I heard that stuff had pretty much vanished from the face of the earth in the 90s.


Ha! Go to any heady music festival. That shiat is everywhere. I'm not a big fan of acid though. It's too crazy. I always make it a point to find my friend Molly when I hit up a festie. Good times!
 
2014-01-16 06:20:32 PM

unlikely: Do they tell you where to get acid? I heard that stuff had pretty much vanished from the face of the earth in the 90s.


If you're rich or just extremely well-connected you can certainly find it. But us plebs usually end up with an RC like DOB or similar that gets passed off as LSD. But if you've ever had real LSD you can easily tell the difference. I knew one guy who could get it, but it was expensive and you had to basically pre-order from him months in advance.

Then he got picked up by the popo. I miss that guy.
 
2014-01-16 06:20:39 PM
wallpaperzoo.com
 
2014-01-16 06:20:43 PM
I thought that's what closets were for?
 
2014-01-16 06:22:25 PM
laughingsquid.com
 
2014-01-16 06:22:42 PM
Whatever you do, never look in the mirror.
 
2014-01-16 06:23:56 PM
Jimmy Carter/ Almans covered
Woodstock / brown acid
 
2014-01-16 06:37:10 PM
I saw a band named bad acid trip once.  The name was accurate.  IIRC the lead singer dry humped a chucky doll on stage.
 
2014-01-16 06:39:14 PM
It's over right?

Yeah, it's over.

'Cause last time you said it was over, it wasn't really over.

I know.

So, is it over?

No, it's not over.

When's it coming back?

I don't know, soon.

Soon?.  Ő _ ő      Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
2014-01-16 06:39:34 PM

Ethertap: I saw a band named bad acid trip once.  The name was accurate.  IIRC the lead singer dry humped a chucky doll on stage.


They are a ton of fun.  The lead singer is a riot.  He climbed onto one of the amps or PAs or something and acted like he was going to jump off only to climb down very carefully. Lots of fun.
 
2014-01-16 06:39:43 PM
I once tripped on a dog named Lassie.  Close enough, right?
 
2014-01-16 06:42:42 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Walter Cronkite: Thank you, Mr. President, ha ha! Our next call is Peter Elkin of Westbrook, Oregan, whom I am told is 17 years of age.

Peter (on phone): Hello? Hello?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes. Hello, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Is this the President?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes, it is.

Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..

Walter Cronkite: Well, thank you very much for calling, sir..

President Jimmy Carter: Just a minute, Walter, this guy's in trouble. I think I better try to talk him down. Peter?

Peter (on phone): Yeah..?

President Jimmy Carter: Peter, what did the acid look like?

Peter (on phone): They were these little orange pills.

President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. yes.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.

Peter (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir.

President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.

President Jimmy Carter: Alright, Peter, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..

Peter (on phone): Okay..

President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?

Peter (on phone): Yes, I do, sir. Everything is okay, huh Jimmy?

President Jimmy Carter: It sure is, Peter. You know, I'm against drug use myself, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now. Just mellow out the best you can, okay?

Peter (on phone): Okay..!

President Jimmy Carter: Okay.

Walter Cronkite: Wel ...


Came for this. Am happy.
 
2014-01-16 06:43:47 PM
Quick someone dig up zombie Hunter S Thompson, he knows his drugs.
 
2014-01-16 06:44:48 PM
Who the hell can sit still staring at a screen while on an acid trip?

Either the acid is too weak and you don't really need the advice, or the acid is too strong and you are typing on the cat.
 
2014-01-16 06:45:07 PM

Gunny Highway: Ethertap: I saw a band named bad acid trip once.  The name was accurate.  IIRC the lead singer dry humped a chucky doll on stage.

They are a ton of fun.  The lead singer is a riot.  He climbed onto one of the amps or PAs or something and acted like he was going to jump off only to climb down very carefully. Lots of fun.


This was back in '05, have they improved?  It was a good show overall though - bad acid trip - mars volta - system of a down.  Floor tickets, left the show with significantly less blood than I came in with. (I took an elbow to the nose at some point)
 
2014-01-16 06:45:37 PM

LeroyBourne: Whatever you do, never look in the mirror.


That is actually pretty good advice.

"Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you."
 
2014-01-16 06:47:43 PM

Ethertap: Gunny Highway: Ethertap: I saw a band named bad acid trip once.  The name was accurate.  IIRC the lead singer dry humped a chucky doll on stage.

They are a ton of fun.  The lead singer is a riot.  He climbed onto one of the amps or PAs or something and acted like he was going to jump off only to climb down very carefully. Lots of fun.

This was back in '05, have they improved?  It was a good show overall though - bad acid trip - mars volta - system of a down.  Floor tickets, left the show with significantly less blood than I came in with. (I took an elbow to the nose at some point)


Was in in Worcester, MA?

/saw that same tour
 
2014-01-16 06:48:25 PM

Ethertap: have they improved?


I downloaded a few albums and throw them on every once in a while.  I dont know if they have improved though haha.
 
2014-01-16 06:49:31 PM

Gunny Highway: Ethertap: Gunny Highway: Ethertap: I saw a band named bad acid trip once.  The name was accurate.  IIRC the lead singer dry humped a chucky doll on stage.

They are a ton of fun.  The lead singer is a riot.  He climbed onto one of the amps or PAs or something and acted like he was going to jump off only to climb down very carefully. Lots of fun.

This was back in '05, have they improved?  It was a good show overall though - bad acid trip - mars volta - system of a down.  Floor tickets, left the show with significantly less blood than I came in with. (I took an elbow to the nose at some point)

Was in in Worcester, MA?

/saw that same tour


Orlando
 
2014-01-16 06:54:40 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-16 06:55:53 PM
Never cared much for acid. I don't like anything where I can't at least  try to steer my way through a trip. Ended up in some weird places, only realizing it usually when someone else is asking me who the fark I am, why the fark am I there, and why the fark am I not gone already.

The absolute last time was about 20 years ago when I found myself being tossed out of a titty bar at 4 in the morning, when the last thing I remembered was eating lunch at a Wendy's and someone saying 'Dude... these are insane. You've gotta try one.'

Haven't 'tried one' since.
 
2014-01-16 06:57:35 PM

Esroc: unlikely: Do they tell you where to get acid? I heard that stuff had pretty much vanished from the face of the earth in the 90s.

If you're rich or just extremely well-connected you can certainly find it. But us plebs usually end up with an RC like DOB or similar that gets passed off as LSD. But if you've ever had real LSD you can easily tell the difference. I knew one guy who could get it, but it was expensive and you had to basically pre-order from him months in advance.

Then he got picked up by the popo. I miss that guy.


You can get a test kit legally:
http://store.sirchie.com/Narcotics-Analysis-Reagent-Kit-NARK-P1470C5 42 .aspx

Otherwise, yeah, you will likely end up with a DOx compound or dragonfly.
 
2014-01-16 07:12:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-16 07:20:31 PM

Anayalator:


My kid asked why I laughed at this. I lied.
 
2014-01-16 07:26:23 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: (transcript from when SNL was worth watching)


I lol'd
I might have to hang out in that group.
 
2014-01-16 07:30:40 PM
Ah yes LSD when you want to turn buying some m&m's into an intense surreal and terrifyingly complex ordeal.
 
2014-01-16 07:30:51 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: I thought that's what closets were for?


I remember making use of a closet a few times. I'm a lightweight with drugs. My brother used to do that shiat 4, shiats at a time. Back when Jimmy Carter was president. I think his brain is OK now though.
 
2014-01-16 07:36:43 PM
Knew a kid who by the age of 15 had dropped acid so many times he had permanent tracers and carpets would rotate.
 
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2014-01-16 07:37:00 PM
I used to be part of the online HPPD community but haven't talked to them in a long time. I've had HPPD for well over a decade from several too many bad acid trips (and a parade of other drugs).
 
2014-01-16 07:48:11 PM
Video for the Ask President Carter clip.  Hilarious!
 
2014-01-16 07:54:17 PM
Harm reduction websites aren't really any thing new or original, but I like the motivation behind them.  People are always going to do drugs, and if we can help get them through it safely, I'm all for it.  Message boards for help with withdrawal were a God send to me a couple years ago.
 
2014-01-16 07:55:44 PM

Kanemano: Who the hell can sit still staring at a screen while on an acid trip?

Either the acid is too weak and you don't really need the advice, or the acid is too strong and you are typing on the cat.


I cannot imagine trying to chat online while tripping my ass off. If the keyboard didn't melt the monitor would be trying to assimilate me.

/Don't even get me started on trying to use Dragon Natural Speak
//Did a lot of acid in the 70's.
 
2014-01-16 07:57:53 PM
I had to work myself out of my worst bad trip sitting alone by myself in my bedroom

hell, I might still be there 23 years later for all I really know

/the rain the park and other things by the cowsills still freaks me out. yeah, i know
 
2014-01-16 07:58:21 PM
Five hours?! In my day, if you did any acid you were out of commission for 2 or 3 days.
 
2014-01-16 08:22:35 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Five hours?! In my day, if you did any acid you were out of commission for 2 or 3 days.


Wow, talk about old times. 70's blotter tabs and the Allman Brothers. The last time I ever did any was the night I saw them on their Enlightened Rogues tour. And listening to Houses of the Holy. I must have played Over The Hills And Far Away about a million times in a row.
 
2014-01-16 08:22:38 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Five hours?! In my day, if you did any acid you were out of commission for 2 or 3 days.


Too much strychnine. My buddy tripped so much he says he has permanent "worms" in his vision. /I didn't trip til after my divorce in my 20's. Half dozen times was plenty good
 
2014-01-16 08:31:31 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-16 08:33:01 PM

downstairs: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Walter Cronkite: Thank you, Mr. President, ha ha! Our next call is Peter Elkin of Westbrook, Oregan, whom I am told is 17 years of age.

Peter (on phone): Hello? Hello?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes. Hello, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Is this the President?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes, it is.

Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..

*snip*

Ha!  I totally forgot about that clip.  Classic.


Did that really happen or is it a spoof of something?
 
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