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2014-01-16 02:15:43 PM
This guy is an uber-tard, but I'm not sure 'convicted of communicating with a minor for immoral purposes' should rate 86ing his right to bear arms. Sure, it could've been a chatroom scenario like, "Oh ur 16 so wanna do anal", but my point stands that the list of what gets you on the sex offender registry needs some serious trimming.

/could just as likely be he sexted the 300lb Pizza Hut waitress without knowing she was 17
 
2014-01-16 02:18:38 PM
Hilarious.
 
2014-01-16 02:19:45 PM

vudukungfu: Nadie_AZ: That show .. I just .. I mean these people are out there. The best doomsday preppers? Mormons. There, I said it.

First ex wife was a Mormon. What could go wrong, I thought?
Well, when you're a cop and you come home one day and smell decomp in your apartment, and you're sniffing and sniffing trying not to gag, but trying to figure out where the fark it is coming from and finally, open the hall closet and realize it's coming from that sack, there. In the back. What the fark. Has she murdered someone and put them in a sack and stored them in the hall closet? And you tenderly open the sack and peer, retching inside and realize as the millions of cockroaches swarm out that once, this bag held perfectly lovely potatoes.
And you ask her what the fark ever possessed her to purchase fifty farking pounds of spuds and hide them in the closet and she says, "Oh, it's a Mormon thing"

"Mormon thing!?!? I married you because you were raised in the desert, and I figured having to drive 300 miles to get to a store you might, just might be frugal!!!"

"We hoard food in case......" she says.


store them in a cool moist environment covered in horticulture sand and they'll stay good for a year or longer.
 
2014-01-16 02:21:02 PM
Seems to me a real prepper wouldn't advertise, ya'know, so everyone wouldn't come to his place looking to take his stuff.  I'd be pretty mum about food and water stockpiles, generators, first aid supplies, and weapons.

/I don't have any of that stuff, so don't bother knockin' at my door
 
2014-01-16 02:21:17 PM

i.r.id10t: Stone Meadow: Was a bit amazed to see SF is not in the path of the several previous Yellowstone mega-eruptions...

~[www.earthmountainview.com image 580x377]

But you know it would screw up all the fault lines and the resulting quakes would totally mess up california


Good point...the San Andreas would let go massively, as would the equally dangerous Hayward fault...and then to top it off the Cascadia Subduction Zone would let go, killing off most of the survivors. I'll prolly be dead by then, but it's fun to talk about.
 
2014-01-16 02:21:41 PM
Pppffff, all you really need is a couple boxes of mason jars and a water balloon launcher.
 
2014-01-16 02:21:53 PM

abhorrent1: I saw the episode with this guy in it. He wasn't actually prepping cause he said he was going to be a raider and go take everyone else stuff. He was actually making "body armor" out of ceramic bathroom tiles stuck together with roofing tar. It was a sight to be seen. He's an incredibly annoying and stupid  douche bag.


He's a farking moron is what he is. Bathroom tile? Really?
 
2014-01-16 02:22:10 PM

mdeesnuts: This guy is an uber-tard, but I'm not sure 'convicted of communicating with a minor for immoral purposes' should rate 86ing his right to bear arms. Sure, it could've been a chatroom scenario like, "Oh ur 16 so wanna do anal", but my point stands that the list of what gets you on the sex offender registry needs some serious trimming.

/could just as likely be he sexted the 300lb Pizza Hut waitress without knowing she was 17


googled another article:

he's a level one sex offender who was convicted in 2009 of communicating with a minor for immoral purposes, when he inappropriately touched a drunken 14-year-old girl in an Auburn parking lot. He was also convicted of stealing a motorcycle in 2009. - See more at: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/doomsday-prepper-and-convicted-felon-t y ler-smith-jailed-for-illegal-firearms_012014#sthash.PCaQl08J.dpuf
 
2014-01-16 02:22:17 PM

abhorrent1: I saw the episode with this guy in it. He wasn't actually prepping cause he said he was going to be a raider and go take everyone else stuff. He was actually making "body armor" out of ceramic bathroom tiles stuck together with roofing tar. It was a sight to be seen. He's an incredibly annoying and stupid  douche bag.


Because the expensive body armor is "ceramic", of course...
 
2014-01-16 02:22:42 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.

I want to die as quickly as possible if that event occurs.


Hey, that's my plan too! Death Buddies! :P
 
2014-01-16 02:23:50 PM
I'm not a prepper, but I am a New Englander. So I look like a prepper to someone standing in San Diego.
 
2014-01-16 02:24:45 PM

Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: I saw the episode with this guy in it. He wasn't actually prepping cause he said he was going to be a raider and go take everyone else stuff. He was actually making "body armor" out of ceramic bathroom tiles stuck together with roofing tar. It was a sight to be seen. He's an incredibly annoying and stupid  douche bag.

He's a farking moron is what he is. Bathroom tile? Really?


A little knowledge, man.  He's heard about "ceramics" being the most effective way of improving body armor, and he promptly applied his own frame of reference for what that meant.  He's probably tried to get his wife into pottery for the same reason.
 
2014-01-16 02:25:47 PM

Farker Soze: mdeesnuts: This guy is an uber-tard, but I'm not sure 'convicted of communicating with a minor for immoral purposes' should rate 86ing his right to bear arms. Sure, it could've been a chatroom scenario like, "Oh ur 16 so wanna do anal", but my point stands that the list of what gets you on the sex offender registry needs some serious trimming.

/could just as likely be he sexted the 300lb Pizza Hut waitress without knowing she was 17

googled another article:

he's a level one sex offender who was convicted in 2009 of communicating with a minor for immoral purposes, when he inappropriately touched a drunken 14-year-old girl in an Auburn parking lot. He was also convicted of stealing a motorcycle in 2009. - See more at: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/doomsday-prepper-and-convicted-felon-t y ler-smith-jailed-for-illegal-firearms_012014#sthash.PCaQl08J.dpuf


So common clay of the New West?

Reminds me of the guys who were pulling logs out of navigable waterways without getting permits on that logging.show.
 
2014-01-16 02:26:22 PM
Yep . . . this guy lived a few miles down the road from my house.

At least it wasn't in Enumclaw.
 
2014-01-16 02:26:32 PM

Prophet of Loss: I don't get preppers. Unless you have the numbers, whatever you stockpile will go to some group that does.

A family of five ain't gonna have a chance in hell against am armed gang of thirty people.


I bought an unused church and I'm in the process of establishing myself as the head of a charismatic cult.  Not only will I have numbers but I will have devoted followers who can only achieve salvation through me.
 
2014-01-16 02:26:46 PM
Survivalist Fantasy:  when the life you're living gets so far from the life you want that you don't think you will ever be able to reconcile the two.
 
2014-01-16 02:27:36 PM

Last Man on Earth: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: I saw the episode with this guy in it. He wasn't actually prepping cause he said he was going to be a raider and go take everyone else stuff. He was actually making "body armor" out of ceramic bathroom tiles stuck together with roofing tar. It was a sight to be seen. He's an incredibly annoying and stupid  douche bag.

He's a farking moron is what he is. Bathroom tile? Really?

A little knowledge, man.  He's heard about "ceramics" being the most effective way of improving body armor, and he promptly applied his own frame of reference for what that meant.  He's probably tried to get his wife into pottery for the same reason.


"Hey Honey, can you throw me a new chest plate on your wheel tomorrow?"
 
2014-01-16 02:28:15 PM

Cheron: Prophet of Loss: I don't get preppers. Unless you have the numbers, whatever you stockpile will go to some group that does.

A family of five ain't gonna have a chance in hell against am armed gang of thirty people.

I bought an unused church and I'm in the process of establishing myself as the head of a charismatic cult.  Not only will I have numbers but I will have devoted followers who can only achieve salvation through me.


Make sure you remember which cups of koolaid are spiked.
 
2014-01-16 02:28:19 PM
I saw the episode he was on. He planned to kill others for supplies. I hope he stays in prison for a long time. He is a problem to society, with or without a disaster.
 
2014-01-16 02:28:42 PM

MFAWG: So common clay of the New West?


Maybe common Crisco.
 
2014-01-16 02:28:44 PM
BWAHAHAHA!!!

I laugh at the jellystone.
I live on the Madrid Fault line.
And, I sleep quite  well!
 
2014-01-16 02:29:17 PM

Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.


If Yellowstone blows up like it has in the past, all you'd be doing is choosing a slow death over a quick one.  The Earth's ability to support life would be universally diminished.  The biosphere of the entire planet would basically not be what it is right now.  No plausable relocation efforts will do anything to help.

Sorry...  But there you have it.
 
2014-01-16 02:30:07 PM
I've been accused of being a prepper, all I have is a tornado bunker in my house and enough water and freeze dried/canned food in it to feed me and my family for 3 days.

/Tornadoes are something to worry about for me anyway.
 
2014-01-16 02:30:32 PM

Aidan: HotWingConspiracy: Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.

I want to die as quickly as possible if that event occurs.

Hey, that's my plan too! Death Buddies! :P


My plan is to have enough beer on hand to keep me drunk for a good long time or at least up until the point where looters come and kill me for my beer.  I'm good for 6 months easy.
 
2014-01-16 02:31:07 PM

tripleseven: they had some real winnars on that show.

Toss up between the guy who blew his own finger off in front of his kids due to poor firearm discipline, and the two morons who were shooting from an enclosed space, and one guy got his eardrum blown out, or almost did.  The guy started bawling on camera.  Not like, pain bawling, or cries of agony, but butthurt bawling, cause apparently his prepper buddy was just as moronic as him.

WINNAR!


I saw both of those.  The eardrum guy was especially funny because he had been talking about being independent and self reliant and all that good stuff, and how he was so super smart and prepared, and when he gets a relatively minor injury like that he completely breaks down.  I saw the camera crew calling medics and I laughed and laughed.  If you can't handle that, what else can't you handle?

Oh, and did you see the one where the guy makes a cinderblock "castle" with giant ground level windows?  And did I mention the walls were only one cinderblock thick?  And that he had zero clue what to do when the electrical system went out because rain got in?

Also I've only seen one episode where they stockpile booze, and I haven't seen any that know how to distill or brew beer.
 
2014-01-16 02:32:14 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.

I want to die as quickly as possible if that event occurs.


I live directly on top of the phlegraean fields, on the side of one of its volcanoes. If that sucker goes I will be dead before it even hits the news.
 
2014-01-16 02:32:27 PM

Thai_Mai_Xhu: BWAHAHAHA!!!

I laugh at the jellystone.
I live on the Madrid Fault line.
And, I sleep quite  well!


Neat.
 
2014-01-16 02:33:47 PM
"He also bragged for the camera about his plans to raid and loot other doomsday preppers' supplies when the end times came. "All your shiny AR's your high powered .308 rifles, your 50,000 rounds of ammo are all going to be ours", Smith warned."

And he's got his wonder armor.  Got it.  

And this is why we need to reopen the insane asylums.

/I know, I know...  We do that and we won't have any more AM talk radio.  But what is the down side?
 
2014-01-16 02:34:10 PM

Prophet of Loss: I don't get preppers. Unless you have the numbers, whatever you stockpile will go to some group that does.

A family of five ain't gonna have a chance in hell against am armed gang of thirty people.


So don't do anything? Seriously, nothing wrong with stockpiling a little food and water just in case. I bet the people in WV wish they had now. And look at how everyone went all loony after the hurricane in NY.  If you have a few weeks of food and water you can sit back and wait for things to calm down. Or you can go down to the salvation army trailer and get into a fist fight over a gallon of water, either way.
 
2014-01-16 02:35:06 PM

kidgenius: abhorrent1: He was actually making "body armor" out of ceramic bathroom tiles stuck together with roofing tar.

"Hey, I just read that the companies that make body armor for police and military use ceramics in their vests. I've got a bunch of ceramic tile laying around.....same thing right?"


"Read"? Something tells me this guy ain't real big on books.
 
2014-01-16 02:35:24 PM

durbnpoisn: If Yellowstone blows up like it has in the past, all you'd be doing is choosing a slow death over a quick one.  The Earth's ability to support life would be universally diminished.  The biosphere of the entire planet would basically not be what it is right now.  No plausable relocation efforts will do anything to help.

Sorry...  But there you have it.


All joking about it aside, that's not even close to being true. There have been plenty of studies of the potential effects of a Yellowstone Supervolcano eruption, and while it would be a global catastrophe of a scale approachable only by large meteor strike, it would NOT be an extinction level event for humanity.

That said, I should wouldn't want to live anywhere in the northern hemisphere's temperate regions.
 
2014-01-16 02:35:43 PM
miniflea:


They recently showed a guy growing his own marijuana with an old camper modified to haul it around.

/Yes, he was in Colorado.
 
2014-01-16 02:36:24 PM
Dude's from Buckley, right next door to Enumclaw.

Enough said

/Horse farker!!
 
2014-01-16 02:37:06 PM

iheartscotch: vpb: It he was that smart he wouldn't be reality show material.

Plus, it's a reality show about doomsday prepping. Even a simpleton, like this guy, should know that you don't tell anybody about your prepping. The reason being; if people know you have an arsenal, with 50,000 rounds of ammo, they're going to come and try to take it from you if the shiat really hits the fan.

/ The show is a very good illustration of what not to do during an actual end times situation.


No one wants to be around you even with a fully functional civilization.  What makes you think people will want to be around you when the shiat hits the fan?
 
2014-01-16 02:37:53 PM

Tom_Slick: I've been accused of being a prepper, all I have is a tornado bunker in my house and enough water and freeze dried/canned food in it to feed me and my family for 3 days.

/Tornadoes are something to worry about for me anyway.


I don't know how big you are on Asian foods but, most Asian food markets have a decent instant soup section and tons of dried produce.

/Compact, cheap and lightweight . Good for camping.
 
2014-01-16 02:38:19 PM

Carn: Aidan: HotWingConspiracy: Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.

I want to die as quickly as possible if that event occurs.

Hey, that's my plan too! Death Buddies! :P

My plan is to have enough beer on hand to keep me drunk for a good long time or at least up until the point where looters come and kill me for my beer.  I'm good for 6 months easy.


I know a guy who met a guy the other day that had a few pallets of beer in his barn.  I guess he gets it cheap, then him and his hands finish it off over the summer.
 
2014-01-16 02:38:50 PM
always fatties.
 
2014-01-16 02:40:04 PM

pacified: always fatties.


That's part of the prep.
 
2014-01-16 02:40:11 PM
Typical 'responsible' gun owner.

The stuff about raiding people is quite sociopathic
 
2014-01-16 02:41:54 PM
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Seeing a lot of Far Side today, thought I'd dump on too. He's on the bottom right.
 
2014-01-16 02:41:56 PM

R.A.Danny: Someone is gonna get a ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ  tattoo over his anus.



My wife and I are still laughing over that. Well done.
 
2014-01-16 02:41:57 PM

abhorrent1: Prophet of Loss: I don't get preppers. Unless you have the numbers, whatever you stockpile will go to some group that does.

A family of five ain't gonna have a chance in hell against am armed gang of thirty people.

So don't do anything? Seriously, nothing wrong with stockpiling a little food and water just in case. I bet the people in WV wish they had now. And look at how everyone went all loony after the hurricane in NY.  If you have a few weeks of food and water you can sit back and wait for things to calm down. Or you can go down to the salvation army trailer and get into a fist fight over a gallon of water, either way.


There is an episode of Survivorman you might like,. He  covers surviving a flood. Neat stuff.
 
2014-01-16 02:42:49 PM

i.r.id10t: Stone Meadow: Was a bit amazed to see SF is not in the path of the several previous Yellowstone mega-eruptions...

~[www.earthmountainview.com image 580x377]

But you know it would screw up all the fault lines and the resulting quakes would totally mess up california


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-16 02:42:52 PM

DrewCurtisJr: pacified: always fatties.

That's part of the prep.


Well-marbled long pig.
 
2014-01-16 02:44:36 PM

miniflea: Also I've only seen one episode where they stockpile booze, and I haven't seen any that know how to distill or brew beer.


Anybody with a stove, 5 gallon bucket, thermometer, and reasonably stocked tool bag can make a still pretty quick. The two dangers are 1) blowing up and 2) going blind, but both of those are easily overcome with a little know how.

1) pressure release valve (tape over a hole)
2) toss first and last .5L when you're at brewing temp (but dump it back in your mash - there's still booze in that liter!)
 
2014-01-16 02:44:54 PM
I didnt spend 75 grand on a personal bunker, but Ive got plenty of food, water, gas for genny and firearms if ever society starts to collapse. My moneys on Yellowstone Caldera or Asteroid impact. Runner up is solar flare knocking out the power grid.
 
2014-01-16 02:45:10 PM

Prophet of Loss: I don't get preppers. Unless you have the numbers, whatever you stockpile will go to some group that does.

A family of five ain't gonna have a chance in hell against am armed gang of thirty people.



B-B-But Pa's got a rifle and two handguns. We can hold them off. It'll be just like in "I Am Legend"
 
2014-01-16 02:45:13 PM

DrewCurtisJr: pacified: always fatties.

That's part of the prep.


Seems counterproductive, unless they have enough self control to suddenly cut their caloric intake, once shiat hits the fan and they're down to what they have stockpiled.

I'm sure a 4500 calorie/day diet is hard to maintain on dried rations.
 
2014-01-16 02:45:18 PM
I have 4 cans of soup, 2 cans of tuna, 2 quarts of water and a half a case of beer.  Am I a prepper?
 
2014-01-16 02:45:34 PM
Reality Star?
WTF?

Are Jerry Springer guests also "Reality Stars"?
 
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