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2014-01-16 12:04:36 PM
bearingarms.com
 
2014-01-16 12:04:46 PM
Good, one less reality TV star on the streets.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-16 12:07:16 PM
It he was that smart he wouldn't be reality show material.
 
2014-01-16 12:10:49 PM
Someone is gonna get a ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ  tattoo over his anus.
 
2014-01-16 12:13:13 PM
That show .. I just .. I mean these people are out there. The best doomsday preppers? Mormons. There, I said it.
 
2014-01-16 12:16:26 PM
Looks like a perfectly normal, rational, well-adjusted individual to me
media.cmgdigital.com
 
2014-01-16 12:22:05 PM
I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.
 
2014-01-16 12:29:27 PM

Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.


What sort of plans and stores do you have? Because everyone would want to get somewhere safe in event of a disaster, that doesn't make one a prepper. To be a prepper you gotta have detailed plans, large amounts of materials, resources and food stowed away, weapons maybe, and a bunker of some type.
 
2014-01-16 12:36:02 PM

Slaxl: a bunker of some type.


I want a bunker... not because I'm some doomsday prepper, but because my wife keeps squeeeezing me out of my man caves. I figure a bunker will be the least likely place to be turned into a laundry room, a nursery, or a walk in closet.
 
2014-01-16 12:41:22 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Slaxl: a bunker of some type.

I want a bunker... not because I'm some doomsday prepper, but because my wife keeps squeeeezing me out of my man caves. I figure a bunker will be the least likely place to be turned into a laundry room, a nursery, or a walk in closet.


I've always wanted a bomb shelter.
 
2014-01-16 12:42:19 PM

Slaxl: Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.

What sort of plans and stores do you have? Because everyone would want to get somewhere safe in event of a disaster, that doesn't make one a prepper. To be a prepper you gotta have detailed plans, large amounts of materials, resources and food stowed away, weapons maybe, and a bunker of some type.


I disagree. Stores yes we have plenty of stores. Detailed plans yes but a bunker? Not a chance if that thing goes the plan is to stay mobile.
 
2014-01-16 01:03:59 PM

Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.


You are in MT. Good luck getting anywhere in the 20 feet of ash. That is if you survive all the poisonous gas it will put out. A Yellowstone volcano eruption just might be an extinction event and you got a front row seat son. You're dead!

The caldera is rising at 3 inches a year! Yippee!
http://www.activistpost.com/2013/10/yellowstone-supervolcano-alert-m os t.html

I went there last summer. One side of the lake is flooded and the other has a lot of exposed lake bed because it is actually tipping the lake to one side.
 
2014-01-16 01:24:30 PM

Nadie_AZ: That show .. I just .. I mean these people are out there. The best doomsday preppers? Mormons. There, I said it.


First ex wife was a Mormon. What could go wrong, I thought?
Well, when you're a cop and you come home one day and smell decomp in your apartment, and you're sniffing and sniffing trying not to gag, but trying to figure out where the fark it is coming from and finally, open the hall closet and realize it's coming from that sack, there. In the back. What the fark. Has she murdered someone and put them in a sack and stored them in the hall closet? And you tenderly open the sack and peer, retching inside and realize as the millions of cockroaches swarm out that once, this bag held perfectly lovely potatoes.
And you ask her what the fark ever possessed her to purchase fifty farking pounds of spuds and hide them in the closet and she says, "Oh, it's a Mormon thing"

"Mormon thing!?!? I married you because you were raised in the desert, and I figured having to drive 300 miles to get to a store you might, just might be frugal!!!"

"We hoard food in case......" she says.
 
2014-01-16 01:26:11 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Slaxl: a bunker of some type.

I want a bunker... not because I'm some doomsday prepper, but because my wife keeps squeeeezing me out of my man caves. I figure a bunker will be the least likely place to be turned into a laundry room, a nursery, or a walk in closet.


You know, a bunker would made a dandy sewing room.
 
2014-01-16 01:40:41 PM

vudukungfu: Nadie_AZ: That show .. I just .. I mean these people are out there. The best doomsday preppers? Mormons. There, I said it.

First ex wife was a Mormon. What could go wrong, I thought?
Well, when you're a cop and you come home one day and smell decomp in your apartment, and you're sniffing and sniffing trying not to gag, but trying to figure out where the fark it is coming from and finally, open the hall closet and realize it's coming from that sack, there. In the back. What the fark. Has she murdered someone and put them in a sack and stored them in the hall closet? And you tenderly open the sack and peer, retching inside and realize as the millions of cockroaches swarm out that once, this bag held perfectly lovely potatoes.
And you ask her what the fark ever possessed her to purchase fifty farking pounds of spuds and hide them in the closet and she says, "Oh, it's a Mormon thing"

"Mormon thing!?!? I married you because you were raised in the desert, and I figured having to drive 300 miles to get to a store you might, just might be frugal!!!"

"We hoard food in case......" she says.


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Oh god this totally sounds about right.
 
2014-01-16 01:43:58 PM

Tellingthem: I've always wanted a bomb shelter.


I know a Farker Mod who moved in to a house with one. Wonder what he did with it?

...

Not only was this idiot a felon in possession, he outright said that his plan is to use his guns to kill and/or rob people and take their stuff.

Real smrt guy.
 
2014-01-16 01:49:01 PM

Nadie_AZ: That show .. I just .. I mean these people are out there. The best doomsday preppers? Mormons. There, I said it.


Nothing wrong with having 50 spare cords of firewood lining the fences in the middle of the desert. The end of the world could get cold or something.
 
2014-01-16 01:49:15 PM

bighairyguy: Good, one less reality TV star gun tard on the streets.




\fixed.
 
2014-01-16 01:49:29 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Looks like a perfectly normal, rational, well-adjusted individual to me


I think you mean well-arrested.
 
2014-01-16 01:52:02 PM
My plan is simple:

www.metroactive.com
 
2014-01-16 01:52:26 PM

Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.


I want to die as quickly as possible if that event occurs.
 
2014-01-16 01:53:01 PM

Slaxl: and a bunker of some type.


I refer to the place where I store my extra whiskey as "the bunker."

/It's actually spread out over a couple different areas.
 
2014-01-16 01:53:20 PM

violentsalvation: Nadie_AZ: That show .. I just .. I mean these people are out there. The best doomsday preppers? Mormons. There, I said it.

Nothing wrong with having 50 spare cords of firewood lining the fences in the middle of the desert. The end of the world could get cold or something.


And, if anything, they get free compost for their gardens.
 
2014-01-16 01:54:55 PM

Calmamity: Tellingthem: I've always wanted a bomb shelter.I know a Farker Mod who moved in to a house with one. Wonder what he did with it?


My third grade teacher had one.  Then again, we were in Stuttgart, Germany, and the house she lived in had been a small hotel during WWII.
 
2014-01-16 01:55:44 PM
they had some real winnars on that show.

Toss up between the guy who blew his own finger off in front of his kids due to poor firearm discipline, and the two morons who were shooting from an enclosed space, and one guy got his eardrum blown out, or almost did.  The guy started bawling on camera.  Not like, pain bawling, or cries of agony, but butthurt bawling, cause apparently his prepper buddy was just as moronic as him.

WINNAR!
 
2014-01-16 01:56:30 PM

sammyk: Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.

You are in MT. Good luck getting anywhere in the 20 feet of ash. That is if you survive all the poisonous gas it will put out. A Yellowstone volcano eruption just might be an extinction event and you got a front row seat son. You're dead!

The caldera is rising at 3 inches a year! Yippee!
http://www.activistpost.com/2013/10/yellowstone-supervolcano-alert-m os t.html

I went there last summer. One side of the lake is flooded and the other has a lot of exposed lake bed because it is actually tipping the lake to one side.


Yeah, if you've done the math and the biggest risk is Yellowstone, then move.  Might I suggest the southern hemisphere somewhere?
 
2014-01-16 01:57:08 PM
I saw the episode with this guy in it. He wasn't actually prepping cause he said he was going to be a raider and go take everyone else stuff. He was actually making "body armor" out of ceramic bathroom tiles stuck together with roofing tar. It was a sight to be seen. He's an incredibly annoying and stupid  douche bag.
 
2014-01-16 01:58:35 PM

hobnail: Slaxl: and a bunker of some type.

I refer to the place where I store my extra whiskey as "the bunker."

/It's actually spread out over a couple different areas.



"extra" whiskey?  I don't understand.  This is a strange concept.  How can there be "extra"?
 
2014-01-16 01:58:40 PM
Wouldn't you like to be a Prepper too?
 
2014-01-16 01:59:00 PM
He also bragged for the camera about his plans to raid and loot other doomsday preppers' supplies when the end times came

Of course he'll have to do that, he ate all his supplies within 5 minutes of stocking them.
 
2014-01-16 01:59:36 PM

CygnusDarius: My plan is simple:

[www.metroactive.com image 219x300]


"IF I WERE YOU, I'D RUN"

"If you were me, you'd be good lookin'"

/excellent movie
 
2014-01-16 01:59:51 PM

vpb: It he was that smart he wouldn't be reality show material.


Plus, it's a reality show about doomsday prepping. Even a simpleton, like this guy, should know that you don't tell anybody about your prepping. The reason being; if people know you have an arsenal, with 50,000 rounds of ammo, they're going to come and try to take it from you if the shiat really hits the fan.

/ The show is a very good illustration of what not to do during an actual end times situation.
 
2014-01-16 01:59:57 PM

tripleseven: they had some real winnars on that show.

Toss up between the guy who blew his own finger off in front of his kids due to poor firearm discipline, and the two morons who were shooting from an enclosed space, and one guy got his eardrum blown out, or almost did.  The guy started bawling on camera.  Not like, pain bawling, or cries of agony, but butthurt bawling, cause apparently his prepper buddy was just as moronic as him.

WINNAR!


Those were hilarious...

FTFA:
"It's going to be light weight and stronger that anything you can buy in the store," Smith said on the show.

Sure dude....you've got some magical body armor that is better than the stuff that a couple of companies have spent millions of dollars researching and developing. They've moved beyond Kevlar and into various ceramics, etc.
 
2014-01-16 02:00:09 PM
So what's his Fark gun nut tag?
 
2014-01-16 02:01:47 PM

sammyk: Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.

You are in MT. Good luck getting anywhere in the 20 feet of ash. That is if you survive all the poisonous gas it will put out. A Yellowstone volcano eruption just might be an extinction event and you got a front row seat son. You're dead!

The caldera is rising at 3 inches a year! Yippee!
http://www.activistpost.com/2013/10/yellowstone-supervolcano-alert-m os t.html

I went there last summer. One side of the lake is flooded and the other has a lot of exposed lake bed because it is actually tipping the lake to one side.


Which is why my wife and I are looking at moving to Costa Rica. We have the required income; we both speak Spanish and are comfortable in Latin American culture. Five acres for fruit, veggies and chickens and we'd be set when Super Jellystone lets go, killing half of the North American population.
 
2014-01-16 02:02:24 PM

kidgenius: FTFA:
"It's going to be light weight and stronger that anything you can buy in the store," Smith said on the show.

Sure dude....you've got some magical body armor that is better than the stuff that a couple of companies have spent millions of dollars researching and developing. They've moved beyond Kevlar and into various ceramics, etc.


I didn't RTFA until after my Boobies but yeah. What he's talking about is two ceramic bathroom tiles wrapped in burlap and slathered in roofing tar. He truly is the mayor of stupid town.
 
2014-01-16 02:02:30 PM

abhorrent1: He was actually making "body armor" out of ceramic bathroom tiles stuck together with roofing tar.


"Hey, I just read that the companies that make body armor for police and military use ceramics in their vests. I've got a bunch of ceramic tile laying around.....same thing right?"
 
2014-01-16 02:04:05 PM

abhorrent1: I saw the episode with this guy in it. He wasn't actually prepping cause he said he was going to be a raider and go take everyone else stuff. He was actually making "body armor" out of ceramic bathroom tiles stuck together with roofing tar. It was a sight to be seen. He's an incredibly annoying and stupid  douche bag.


That is the body armor that he was bragging about? God damn this dude was an idiot. Wish he would have tested it out on the officers when they came to rescue him.
 
2014-01-16 02:04:28 PM
moobs
 
2014-01-16 02:04:41 PM
Isn't the point of a lot of these guys is that they want to protect themselves should someone come to take their guns/stuff/person?

Seems like when someone came to do just that he failed big time.
 
2014-01-16 02:04:52 PM
I have a pre packed bowl and a bottle of whiskey.

I'm prepped for yellowstone.

figure I'll go out on the front deck, fire that bowl up and take a few swigs out of the bottle before the show ends.
 
2014-01-16 02:06:16 PM
Doomsday Prepper should have prepared for PMITA, himhis being a convicted sex offender felon using his guns on the TV and whatnot

i0.kym-cdn.com

Gerunds, how do they work?
 
2014-01-16 02:07:25 PM

ongbok: abhorrent1: I saw the episode with this guy in it. He wasn't actually prepping cause he said he was going to be a raider and go take everyone else stuff. He was actually making "body armor" out of ceramic bathroom tiles stuck together with roofing tar. It was a sight to be seen. He's an incredibly annoying and stupid  douche bag.

That is the body armor that he was bragging about? God damn this dude was an idiot. Wish he would have tested it out on the officers when they came to rescue him.


It's a good thing I'm not in a position to do so, because I'd be tempted to set up one of his suits of 'body armor' outside his cell, then just shoot it full of holes in front of him. Rub his nose in his idiocy, and make him thank whatever deity he believes in that he DIDN'T try to wear that nonsense in an actual firefight.
 
2014-01-16 02:07:27 PM
Was a bit amazed to see SF is not in the path of the several previous Yellowstone mega-eruptions...

~www.earthmountainview.com
 
2014-01-16 02:09:46 PM

sammyk: Sapper_Topo: I am a prepper and I freely admit it. Not to the extent of most of the people on this show who spend 10s of thousands of dollars. But yeah if Yellowstone blows its top in my lifetime I want to be able to get somewhere safe and survive for as long as I can.

You are in MT. Good luck getting anywhere in the 20 feet of ash. That is if you survive all the poisonous gas it will put out. A Yellowstone volcano eruption just might be an extinction event and you got a front row seat son. You're dead!

The caldera is rising at 3 inches a year! Yippee!
http://www.activistpost.com/2013/10/yellowstone-supervolcano-alert-m os t.html

I went there last summer. One side of the lake is flooded and the other has a lot of exposed lake bed because it is actually tipping the lake to one side.


I'd likely be dead as well.  I'm close enough - maybe just far enough to start driving before the ash overtakes me.  I would actually welcome it at this point.  It might all be in the timing.  If I see it on the news right away and panic I might have a chance.  If the TV is off and I'm just surfing Fark it will probably be dark in the afternoon before I realize anything is amiss.
 
2014-01-16 02:11:10 PM
I don't get preppers. Unless you have the numbers, whatever you stockpile will go to some group that does.

A family of five ain't gonna have a chance in hell against am armed gang of thirty people.
 
2014-01-16 02:12:59 PM

Stone Meadow: Was a bit amazed to see SF is not in the path of the several previous Yellowstone mega-eruptions...

~[www.earthmountainview.com image 580x377]


But you know it would screw up all the fault lines and the resulting quakes would totally mess up california
 
2014-01-16 02:13:52 PM

ReasonedDiscourse: hobnail:


"extra" whiskey?  I don't understand.  This is a strange concept.  How can there be "extra"?


Our liquor stores are closed on Sundays.

/Actually, if you're a dedicated whiskey drinker you buy back-ups as a hedge against price increases and/or discontinuations.
 
2014-01-16 02:15:11 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Looks like a perfectly normal, rational, well-adjusted individual to me
[media.cmgdigital.com image 615x387]


That pic reminds me of this guy:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-16 02:15:17 PM

Prophet of Loss: A family of five ain't gonna have a chance in hell against am armed gang of thirty people.


It's easier to defend a position than it is to take it.
 
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