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(Daily Mail)   The wife of Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill returns rental car and leaves an AR-15 on the backseat. Police say not to panic, the weapon has the same power and accuracy as her husband's throwing arm   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2014-01-16 10:23:09 AM  
7 votes:

Fark It: Ms Fleissig's daughtrer opened the bag expecting to find an ID, she instead found the firearm.
'We got out of the car, we were kind of freaked out,' she told the paper. 'I didn't want to touch it.'
Both women were stunned.
'Oh my God, it's a gun,' Ms Fleissig's daughter said.  'I said, 'I think I'm going to throw up,' she recalled.

 Seriously?


Did you not view the image of the rifle? It features both a pistol grip and a collapsing stock. At any time it might have spontaneously caused several dozen people to fall over dead merely through proximity.

I am unable to determine whether the firearm also features a flash hider or threaded barrel, which of course would cause it to be even more volatile and dangerous.
2014-01-16 12:38:30 PM  
4 votes:
i184.photobucket.com
2014-01-16 11:15:32 AM  
4 votes:
Meanwhile, Joe Flacco left his slingshot in the back seat of his mom's Cutlass Supreme.
2014-01-16 10:01:50 AM  
4 votes:
How it was identified:
blog.robballen.com
2014-01-16 03:33:54 PM  
3 votes:
FOUL DEMON I CAST THEE OUT OF MY SPORTS TAB

GET THEE BACK WITH THE DROOLERS AND DIDDLERS AND DEGENERATES OF THE POLITICS TAB

END COMMUNICATION
2014-01-16 11:19:23 AM  
3 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Meanwhile, Joe Flacco left his slingshot in the back seat of his mom's Cutlass Supreme.


Eli tried to toss his gym bag in the trunk, but it clipped the side and was intercepted.
2014-01-16 11:17:23 AM  
3 votes:
i970.photobucket.com
2014-01-16 02:16:37 PM  
2 votes:

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Frank N Stein: [img.fark.net image 850x523]

Lol. Hoplophobs

Jesus f--king Christ, was this the Word of the Day in the NRAs newsletter this week, or the RNCs talking points memo?

If I had driven around for two days with an unknown gun in the car - not knowing if the safety was on or off, loaded or not, REALLY not knowing why the owner didn't TRACK IT DOWN FOR TWO DAYS (*best* case scenario, too dumb to realize they left a weapon behind - worse, they left it behind *intentionally*) - yeah, I'd freak out a bit too.  This is not irrational.

/gunsgunsgunsgunsguns!
//not compensating for anything!


sit down. I think you might throw up.
2014-01-16 01:02:32 PM  
2 votes:

lilplatinum: Plus calling it a clip has the added advantage of enraging idiots.


Do you know what else enrages idiots?

Calling gun ownership a constitutional right.
2014-01-16 12:18:51 PM  
2 votes:

Mikey1969: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Mikey1969: Of course, looking at the gun, I also would have my doubts that it was used in any crime, you don't often drop that kind of cabbage on your choice of weapon for drive bys...


It's exactly the kind of weapon you'd use for an assassination attempt.

I can see a TV series now...airheaded hot model wife of an NFL QB by day, airheaded assassin for hire by night...
2014-01-16 10:04:59 AM  
2 votes:
Ms Fleissig's daughtrer opened the bag expecting to find an ID, she instead found the firearm.
'We got out of the car, we were kind of freaked out,' she told the paper. 'I didn't want to touch it.'
Both women were stunned.
'Oh my God, it's a gun,' Ms Fleissig's daughter said.  'I said, 'I think I'm going to throw up,' she recalled.


 Seriously?
2014-01-16 10:29:36 PM  
1 votes:
2014-01-16 10:23:32 PM  
1 votes:
2014-01-16 10:18:24 PM  
1 votes:
img190.imageshack.us
2014-01-16 10:11:24 PM  
1 votes:
2014-01-16 10:07:41 PM  
1 votes:
This may be the best tramp stamp tat ever.


Nsfw

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2010/01/ng-butt-tattoo.jpg
2014-01-16 09:38:24 PM  
1 votes:
xaxor.com
2014-01-16 09:37:17 PM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-16 09:33:46 PM  
1 votes:
www.farangdingdong.com
2014-01-16 09:05:23 PM  
1 votes:
2014-01-16 09:02:15 PM  
1 votes:
www.bodyartdiary.com
2014-01-16 07:57:38 PM  
1 votes:
Like many, I came here for cheesecake pictures.

Like many, I am disappointed with the predictable "OMG THEY GON TAKE R GUNZ" nonsense.
2014-01-16 06:19:15 PM  
1 votes:
Can I play too?
scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-01-16 06:02:20 PM  
1 votes:

fatalvenom: Is it possible for the mods to un-green a thread, because that would be nice.


This is your bastard child, live with it.
2014-01-16 05:16:07 PM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: Preventing the multitude of high-profile homicides committed with M1 Garand rifles is too important a goal to be bothered with details.


They should be banned because they have a tendency to turn your thumb purple.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-16 04:33:18 PM  
1 votes:

umad: EyeballKid: umad: EyeballKid: Publikwerks: You are not helping. There are lots of responsible people who own guns, and I don't want to make life overly difficult for them. And I am willing to work with them, but when you spout stupid like this, it puts them on the defensive and makes it an us vs them.


So, these responsible gun owners will get on the defensive if making one portion of their lives inconvenient for the sake of possibly preventing a mass murder is considered? You're right, they sound like totally rational people to me.

We could stop all sorts of violent crime from happening if we repealed the 4th too. Surely you wouldn't mind making your life a little bit inconvenient by allowing the police to search your house at random.

Wow. So, that's the next step, then? Mr. LaPierre has trained you well. Now, sit. Beg. Give me a paw? GOOD BOY.

So your convenience is more important than the lives of children!?!? You irrational people are farking scum.


Of course it is, otherwise Walmart would be out of business.
2014-01-16 03:40:16 PM  
1 votes:

Publikwerks: HeadLever: Publikwerks: Well, unless you are open to limiting the number of guns you own?

Don't deflect the question.  Please respond.

I think someone owning 5 guys that are only capable of 6 shots is safer than someone own a weapons that is capable of firing 100's of rounds with little interruption


Yeah. Five Guys is a pretty safe bet. Sure, the fries have a ton of oil in them, but it's a popular restaurant that's always got a crowd, even in today's (semi)health conscious United States.
2014-01-16 03:14:53 PM  
1 votes:
static.giantbomb.com
2014-01-16 02:34:16 PM  
1 votes:

jigger: under a mountain: [americaswhiteboy.com image 431x554]

Is there anything worse than that Barbie look? AND she's (of course) got a farking belly button thing.


The tile countertop is worse, I'm telling you!  The grout lines are going to get all stained and good luck getting a nice even writing or cutting surface!
2014-01-16 02:22:12 PM  
1 votes:

EyeballKid: Frank N Stein: Liberals are supposed to be the funny ones. Save the sanctimonious crying for conservatives.

And the ones who act like they're aloof and above it all are supposed to be self-absorbed, delusional dickholes. Keep up the good work.


the important thing is that all your internet friends see how cool you are
2014-01-16 02:16:27 PM  
1 votes:
NOW I HAVE
AN AR 15

HO HO HO
2014-01-16 02:01:45 PM  
1 votes:
We need gladius control. Don't listen to the plebeian fantasies that Rome will be sacked one day. We have legions to protect our glorious city.
2014-01-16 02:01:28 PM  
1 votes:
I can't believe I read this WHOLE THING.
2014-01-16 01:29:40 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: This is what gun owners consider responsible. The bar gets lower every single day.


Lowering the bar is what the Miami Dolphins do better than anything.
2014-01-16 01:17:30 PM  
1 votes:

skozlaw: I came for a thread full of pictures of Ryan Tannehill's hot wife and, with few exceptions, all I got was a bunch of morons arguing about nothing for the sixteen-thousandth time since last December.

You people suck.


i.chzbgr.com
2014-01-16 01:15:52 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Doesn't make it illegal. Besides, loaded, not loaded ddoesn't change the fact that the gun isn't a sentient being IR anything... Yes, its always safer to unload the gun when not in use, but that doesn't justify this woman "almost throwing up"...


The bulimic tendencies of the woman are mostly irrelevant. I just assumed she was trying to make a huge deal out of it so she could sue someone. Because America.
2014-01-16 01:14:53 PM  
1 votes:
I came for a thread full of pictures of Ryan Tannehill's hot wife and, with few exceptions, all I got was a bunch of morons arguing about nothing for the sixteen-thousandth time since last December.

You people suck.
2014-01-16 01:04:55 PM  
1 votes:

lilplatinum: HeadLever: lilplatinum: I am sure you call everything by it's technical name rather than any common name that has come into being through the vernacular.  I'm sure, for example, that you always call the pedal that causes your car to accelerate the throttle, rather than the gas pedal.

And I am sure that you call a barrel shroud a 'shoulder thing that goes up', with rest of the gun grabbers, right?

No, that is not in the dictionary as a synonym for barrel shroud, so the compensators have nothing to whine about that one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGpykAX1fo

Gun control advocates:  So stupid they make Tucker Carlson look like an actual journalist.
2014-01-16 12:57:08 PM  
1 votes:

lilplatinum: I am sure you call everything by it's technical name rather than any common name that has come into being through the vernacular.  I'm sure, for example, that you always call the pedal that causes your car to accelerate the throttle, rather than the gas pedal.


And I am sure that you call a barrel shroud a 'shoulder thing that goes up', with rest of the gun grabbers, right?
2014-01-16 12:47:44 PM  
1 votes:
coedbc.files.wordpress.com
ASSAULT RIFLES!
2014-01-16 12:28:42 PM  
1 votes:

Richard C Stanford: The dumbass leaving his $2,000 dollar rifle in a rental car and forgetting about it.


2000 dollar dollar?
2014-01-16 12:24:18 PM  
1 votes:
a Nissan rogue, ew
2014-01-16 12:18:22 PM  
1 votes:
Do all white football players and their wives look exactly the same? Because this could be a generic photo of any white football player and his wife.

i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-01-16 12:07:21 PM  
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: Finding a rifle like that in a rental car in England would indeed be quite a big deal.

Then again, so would a mass shooting.


Finding a mass shooting in the boot of any vehicle would be quite a big deal. No matter the country.
2014-01-16 12:05:51 PM  
1 votes:

lilplatinum: /guess what, assholes - the dictionary says a clip and a magazine are the same thing, so they are


Irregardless of what a dictionary declares, those two terms both have an ideal definition. The fact that they are used interchangeably doesn't alter the fact that a clip most accurately describes one thing, and a magazine most accurately describes another.
2014-01-16 11:59:58 AM  
1 votes:

netweavr: Don't they live in Florida? Why did Tannehill's wife need a rental car?


And for "only a few hours"? And leaves a gun in the trunk?

por-img.cimcontent.net

"This stinks worse than my ex-wife's meatloaf."
2014-01-16 11:56:51 AM  
1 votes:
ASSAULT RIFLE
2014-01-16 11:53:27 AM  
1 votes:

Great_Milenko: Richard C Stanford: God, just everything about that article...
The dumbass leaving his $2,000 dollar rifle in a rental car and forgetting about it.
The Mails hysterical all-caps ASSAULT RIFLE! head line, showing exactly how much they know about firearms.
And this little gem from the "victims":
"'Oh my God, it's a gun,' Ms Fleissig's daughter said. 'I said, 'I think I'm going to throw up,' she recalled."

First, what's $2,00 to the wife of a professional athlete?

Second, yeah, yeah, an AR-15 is as safe as a teddy bear.  Whatever.

And lastly, not everyone is a gun nut.  Finding one in a rental car could lead any normal person to several unappealing conclusions about possible crimes committed, etc.


I would have come to similar conclusions if I found a Hi-Point in the glove box, or a sawed-off shotgun under the seat....

vpb: You can stamp your feet and pretend whatever you want, but the term "assault weapon" defined in law.


And it's defined differently based on what jurisdiction you're in.

Also it's common vernacular.

Thanks to the Orwellian efforts of gun control advocates, who seek to cast an ever increasing amount of firearms under the "assault weapon" banner.

And an assault rifle doesn't stop being an assault rifle if you make it semi automatic any more than a dog stops being a dog if it loses a leg.  Even if you were to de-mil it entirely so it didn't fire, it would sill be an assault rifle.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the reasonable, commonsense gun control advocate.

"Paper weights and wall-hangers are assault rifles because FEELINGS!"
2014-01-16 11:50:53 AM  
1 votes:

Fark It: vpb: pyrotek85:

What difference does it really make anyway? There's too much focus on technical features and definitions and not how they're used and by whom.

It's a matter of spin.

Most gun nuts seem to feel that no one but them is competent to have an opinion on gun control based on their being able to identify their favorite guns by sight.  Of course gun control is a public policy issue and not a technical gun issue.  It's like saying that you need to be a gang member to decide whether drive by shootings should be illegal.

Also, most gun nuts don't know anywhere as much as they pretend to which annoys me, since I am a military history buff and it's very obvious to me that they are trying to fake it anyway.

I forgot how specificity and definitions aren't important when it comes to public policy.


I do not understand why Congress does not better regulate automobiles. At present, vehicles with spoilers, air dams, hood scoops and chrome exhaust tips -- features that serve no civilian commuter purpose -- are sold without any regulation. I demand a race car ban, also banning all models of the Honda Civic, the Volvo S40 and the Mazda 3 by name.
2014-01-16 11:43:30 AM  
1 votes:

netweavr: Don't they live in Florida? Why did Tannehill's wife need a rental car?


She was also hauling 20 kilos of coke. Didn't want her own car impounded in case she got busted.
2014-01-16 11:39:49 AM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Responsible Gun Owners just leave their guns laying around everywhere. No charges.


We don't charge you for leaving your 'free speech' laying around everywhere here on Fark, do we?
2014-01-16 11:30:52 AM  
1 votes:
Was the magazine locked and lubed? What caliber were the shells?
2014-01-16 11:28:17 AM  
1 votes:
That's a pretty cavalier attitude towards guns to leave something like that in the back seat.
2014-01-16 11:24:36 AM  
1 votes:
Zeus: "Man, that guy was PISSED,"
McClane: "He'll feel better when he looks in the back seat,"
DANG!
2014-01-16 11:23:47 AM  
1 votes:
There's some kid out there, expelled from school for driving their parents' car and not knowing there was a pocketknife left under the passenger seat, who is getting a kick out of this story....
2014-01-16 11:23:26 AM  
1 votes:
My favorite part about these threads is all the gun nerds flipping a tit over terms
2014-01-16 11:23:11 AM  
1 votes:

symptomoftheuniverse: Was it her gun? Cause if so, that's a RGOILF. (Responsible gun owner id like to fark).


You lost me at "responsible".
2014-01-16 11:21:53 AM  
1 votes:
I'd have straight up taken it and sold it to some gun nerd.  I'd say that Obama was personally trying to grab this exact gun with his gun grabbing grabbers that he grabs with, so it's really valuable.
2014-01-16 11:18:39 AM  
1 votes:
An E-Z Rent-A-Car spokesperson told the Sun Sentinal that cars are cleaned before being given to new customers and that he was 'not sure how that could get past.'

OOOH! OOOH! I know the answer!

You don't clean your cars.
2014-01-16 11:01:34 AM  
1 votes:
i am picturing ryan tannehill's wife in a sexy tight black leather outfit while holding the gun right now.
2014-01-16 09:33:40 AM  
1 votes:
"Ma'am, did you check the trunk and backseat, just to make sure all your personal belongings are with you?"
"Yes, of course!"
"Uhh... Ma'am you may want to check that back seat again."
 
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