CygnusDarius: beezeltown: Plan for eradicating feral chickens:1. Catch, kill, pluck, gut, rinse chicken2. cut into pieces, brown on all sides in stock pot with a little oil or butter3. add water, onions, pepper and herbs4. simmer 1-2 hours over medium low, until tender. Serve with rice or potatoes5. repeat steps 1-4 until feral chicken problem is solved.Dee-licious!You have my skillet.
LeroyBourne: jeezus lady, have another smoke.
rikdanger: You know, nobody gave us our spot at the top of the food chain. We earned it by killing and eating everything that farked with us.[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 600x750]
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