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(Mirror.co.uk)   Why did 100 chickens cross the road in Ohio? To move into some dead guy's place on the other side and start terrorizing the street   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 15
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2014-01-16 09:27:36 AM
6 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Psycho Chicken
Qu'est-ce que c'est
bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk
better
Run run run run run run run away
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2014-01-16 12:29:09 PM
2 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com

He WARNED us!!!
2014-01-16 11:27:21 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-16 11:26:45 AM
2 votes:
www.inflexwetrust.com

I got this, y'all.
2014-01-16 11:24:12 AM
2 votes:
thegrownupya.files.wordpress.com
On the case!
2014-01-16 11:03:41 AM
2 votes:
reactorfire.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-16 09:55:53 AM
2 votes:
www.gibbleguts.com
2014-01-16 02:14:29 PM
1 votes:
Woman in video: "This is supposed to be the city limits. It's the OUTER LIMITS. Heh heh"

Yeah, more like "V" based on your voice.
2014-01-16 12:49:47 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: beezeltown: Plan for eradicating feral chickens:

1. Catch, kill, pluck, gut, rinse chicken
2. cut into pieces, brown on all sides in stock pot with a little oil or butter
3. add water, onions, pepper and herbs
4. simmer 1-2 hours over medium low, until tender. Serve with rice or potatoes
5. repeat steps 1-4 until feral chicken problem is solved.

Dee-licious!

You have my skillet.


And my spatula
2014-01-16 11:54:43 AM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: jeezus lady, have another smoke.


Bwhaha. I thought the same thing.


Why did 100 chickens cross the road in Ohio?

To get away from the crazy ass man who wanted to kidnap them and store them in his basement for a decade?

/Seriously, WTF Ohio.
2014-01-16 11:26:24 AM
1 votes:
Why did the farmer cross the road?
Because his d&%k was stuck in one of the chickens
2014-01-16 11:25:47 AM
1 votes:
Plan for eradicating feral chickens:

1. Catch, kill, pluck, gut, rinse chicken
2. cut into pieces, brown on all sides in stock pot with a little oil or butter
3. add water, onions, pepper and herbs
4. simmer 1-2 hours over medium low, until tender. Serve with rice or potatoes
5. repeat steps 1-4 until feral chicken problem is solved.

Dee-licious!
2014-01-16 11:20:01 AM
1 votes:
Subby, this sounds like oh-HI-yah not oh-HI-oh.

Chickens can be lovely things. Nice fresh eggs, lovely fertilizer, tasty morsels.

They can also be walking vectors for disease, loud, bloody, mean, filthy, and smelly.*

*But so can in-laws.
2014-01-16 11:19:21 AM
1 votes:
Mr. Milo approves
Furry Tom snrks
2014-01-16 10:44:34 AM
1 votes:

rikdanger: You know, nobody gave us our spot at the top of the food chain. We  earned it by killing and eating everything that farked with us.

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We eat the sun?

I AM RAHU, THE SWALLOWER OF SUNS AND THE MASTER OF ECLIPSES. GAZE UPON MY AWESOMENESS AND DESPAIR

 
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