Speaking of Luluwa and religion, here is perhaps the greatest statement of one's religion that I've ever heard in my life:
"My religion: that Corky from Life Goes On (Chris Burke in real life) is God and we are all byproducts of his imagination. He'd make a better God than what most people have going for him, and he seems like a nice enough guy. On the outside people don't take him that seriously so he takes that out on the world in his head, and his reign is absolute. We live inside Corky's mind, people. No Corky, no peace."--Posted by Luluwa in this thread
Claim: I actually give a crap
American Football is a sport.
He's not kidding. In Germany, a game can't considered a sport unless it averages 46 riot related deaths per event.
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