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(TC Palm)   Jenna Jameson doll stolen in Florida. Cops say this case could really blow up   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 9
    More: Florida, Jenna Jameson, Vero Beach, Internet Movie Database, novelty, dolls  
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2014-01-16 12:01:17 PM
5 votes:
Why would anyone want a blow-up doll of Jenna Jameson? She's one of the nastiest-looking women in porn. She's fake from top to bottom, and looks like Bratz doll that was half-melted when you left it too close to the radiator. Her breasts look like they'd squeak when you squeeze them. Her face is all sharp corners. She looks a lot like a near-sighted, Picasso-loving drag queen's idea of what a woman might look like.

And I don't even want to think about how cavernous her lady-parts are. She could probably squat on Warwick Davis and envelop him whole whilst simultaneously giving him a random social disease. I bet if you reach far enough into that voluminous snatch, you'd find someone's lost car keys and a handful of Monopoly tokens.When she skis, it probably sounds like the jug player from a hillbilly band playing a loud solo.

/Now, Meghan Leigh... She was hot.
//And I wish Jeanna Fine hadn't gotten those enhancement. She was gorgeous before all that.
2014-01-16 10:47:15 AM
3 votes:

bearded clamorer: Looks almost lifelike NSFW


I think that's the real Jenna Jameson.
2014-01-16 10:10:08 AM
3 votes:
2014-01-16 12:07:14 PM
2 votes:
If they don't find her soon, she's farked.
2014-01-16 12:16:32 PM
1 votes:
Effecting Marketing 101....

Once seen on a blowup doll box in an adult toy store: "Improved!! Now supports up to 325 pounds!!"

Know your target....
2014-01-16 11:30:51 AM
1 votes:

sbchamp: Was it inflated?
How'd he get it out the door?
Ah, yes
Lube

 Maybe he used the back door.
2014-01-16 11:21:17 AM
1 votes:

orclover: zulius: SilentStrider: *obligatory comment mentioning TFer notorious for an incident involving a blowup doll*

I thought that was a RealDoll?

Ill just get this out of the way.


HahAAA posting in a hurry is bad.
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2014-01-16 10:57:58 AM
1 votes:
*obligatory comment mentioning TFer notorious for an incident involving a blowup doll*
2014-01-16 10:52:37 AM
1 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: bearded clamorer: Looks almost lifelike NSFW

I think that's the real Jenna Jameson.


I thought it was Sally Kellerman from MASH.

/Jenna Jameson is a rough 39
 
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