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(TC Palm)   Jenna Jameson doll stolen in Florida. Cops say this case could really blow up   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 34
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2014-01-16 10:10:08 AM
 
2014-01-16 10:47:15 AM

bearded clamorer: Looks almost lifelike NSFW


I think that's the real Jenna Jameson.
 
2014-01-16 10:52:37 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: bearded clamorer: Looks almost lifelike NSFW

I think that's the real Jenna Jameson.


I thought it was Sally Kellerman from MASH.

/Jenna Jameson is a rough 39
 
2014-01-16 10:57:58 AM
*obligatory comment mentioning TFer notorious for an incident involving a blowup doll*
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-16 11:09:49 AM
ask 4chan for help.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-16 11:10:43 AM
cdn29.elitedaily.com
 
2014-01-16 11:10:52 AM
I'm waiting for the Japanese guy who collects sex dolls, people collect just about everything, I am waiting for the creepy dude to show off his rubber collection.
 
2014-01-16 11:11:33 AM

SilentStrider: *obligatory comment mentioning TFer notorious for an incident involving a blowup doll*


I thought that was a RealDoll?
 
2014-01-16 11:16:16 AM
Meanwhile, the Inner Secrets worker said the man queried her about the Jameson doll before snatching the $300 item and running out without consummating a financial transaction.

I see 'snatching' and 'consummating' Mister J-School Grad. Very good. I would also like to see you work "gash" and maybe "boobs"

Meanwhile, the Inner Secrets worker said the boob queried her about the Jameson doll before snatching the $300 item and running out without consummating a financial transaction. He disappeared by running through a gash in a chain link fence.
 
2014-01-16 11:19:16 AM

zulius: SilentStrider: *obligatory comment mentioning TFer notorious for an incident involving a blowup doll*

I thought that was a RealDoll?


Ill just get this out of the way.
 
2014-01-16 11:21:17 AM

orclover: zulius: SilentStrider: *obligatory comment mentioning TFer notorious for an incident involving a blowup doll*

I thought that was a RealDoll?

Ill just get this out of the way.


HahAAA posting in a hurry is bad.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-16 11:21:50 AM

orclover: zulius: SilentStrider: *obligatory comment mentioning TFer notorious for an incident involving a blowup doll*

I thought that was a RealDoll?

Ill just get this out of the way.


Well, we know one Farker who is NOT a suspect, amiright?
 
2014-01-16 11:25:06 AM
Bio-hazard tag may be applicable
 
2014-01-16 11:25:40 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Meanwhile, the Inner Secrets worker said the man queried her about the Jameson doll before snatching the $300 item and running out without consummating a financial transaction.

I see 'snatching' and 'consummating' Mister J-School Grad. Very good. I would also like to see you work "gash" and maybe "boobs"

Meanwhile, the Inner Secrets worker said the boob queried her about the Jameson doll before snatching the $300 item and running out without consummating a financial transaction. He disappeared by running through a gash in a chain link fence.


...as if by occult hand
 
2014-01-16 11:26:34 AM
Was it inflated?
How'd he get it out the door?
Ah, yes
Lube
 
2014-01-16 11:30:51 AM

sbchamp: Was it inflated?
How'd he get it out the door?
Ah, yes
Lube

 Maybe he used the back door.
 
2014-01-16 11:46:32 AM

cig-mkr: sbchamp: Was it inflated?
How'd he get it out the door?
Ah, yes
Lube
 Maybe he used the back door.


cdn.thegloss.com
 
2014-01-16 11:47:24 AM
If they catch him, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to take the doll back...
 
2014-01-16 11:48:35 AM
She was so gorgeous. I'll never understand why she felt the need to screw that up with cosmetic surgery.
 
2014-01-16 11:57:18 AM
Up. Kwame must be in Florida.
 
2014-01-16 11:58:07 AM
*Yup
 
2014-01-16 12:01:17 PM
Why would anyone want a blow-up doll of Jenna Jameson? She's one of the nastiest-looking women in porn. She's fake from top to bottom, and looks like Bratz doll that was half-melted when you left it too close to the radiator. Her breasts look like they'd squeak when you squeeze them. Her face is all sharp corners. She looks a lot like a near-sighted, Picasso-loving drag queen's idea of what a woman might look like.

And I don't even want to think about how cavernous her lady-parts are. She could probably squat on Warwick Davis and envelop him whole whilst simultaneously giving him a random social disease. I bet if you reach far enough into that voluminous snatch, you'd find someone's lost car keys and a handful of Monopoly tokens.When she skis, it probably sounds like the jug player from a hillbilly band playing a loud solo.

/Now, Meghan Leigh... She was hot.
//And I wish Jeanna Fine hadn't gotten those enhancement. She was gorgeous before all that.
 
2014-01-16 12:07:14 PM
If they don't find her soon, she's farked.
 
2014-01-16 12:16:32 PM
Effecting Marketing 101....

Once seen on a blowup doll box in an adult toy store: "Improved!! Now supports up to 325 pounds!!"

Know your target....
 
2014-01-16 12:17:02 PM

imtheonlylp: If they don't find her soon, she's farked.



media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-16 12:21:38 PM

JackieRabbit: Effecting Marketing 101....

Once seen on a blowup doll box in an adult toy store: "Improved!! Now supports up to 325 pounds!!"

Know your target....


Oh god...thank YOU for that mental image.

/need mind bleach now
 
2014-01-16 12:47:25 PM
I don't think I've EVER liked the way she's looked.  Not at all.  Too muck plasticy fakeness + the trashy looking tattoos.  Just doesn't "do it" for me.
 
2014-01-16 01:19:42 PM
In all honesty I have never found her desirable. She is pretty but never has turned me on.


/Could be because I am a finicky eater
 
2014-01-16 01:28:36 PM

MeatGazer: I don't think I've EVER liked the way she's looked.  Not at all.  Too muck plasticy fakeness + the trashy looking tattoos.  Just doesn't "do it" for me.


You mean you would not give it ONE night even?>!?
 
2014-01-16 01:36:37 PM

abfalter: MeatGazer: I don't think I've EVER liked the way she's looked.  Not at all.  Too muck plasticy fakeness + the trashy looking tattoos.  Just doesn't "do it" for me.

You mean you would not give it ONE night even?>!?

Without

a HAZMAT suit? Not a chance.
 
2014-01-16 01:39:52 PM

abfalter: MeatGazer: I don't think I've EVER liked the way she's looked.  Not at all.  Too muck plasticy fakeness + the trashy looking tattoos.  Just doesn't "do it" for me.

You mean you would not give it ONE night even?>!?


I honestly don't think so.

Unless it was "beginner" Jenna.  Then perhaps...

But the hetero stuff - blech.  Lesbo stuff - blech.

Same with Pamela Anderson.  Not that she's a porn star or anything - but she, for the most part, just doesn't do anything for me.  Beginner Pamela = win, though...
 
2014-01-16 03:57:08 PM

MeatGazer: abfalter: MeatGazer: I don't think I've EVER liked the way she's looked.  Not at all.  Too muck plasticy fakeness + the trashy looking tattoos.  Just doesn't "do it" for me.

You mean you would not give it ONE night even?>!?

I honestly don't think so.

Unless it was "beginner" Jenna.  Then perhaps...

But the hetero stuff - blech.  Lesbo stuff - blech.

Same with Pamela Anderson.  Not that she's a porn star or anything - but she, for the most part, just doesn't do anything for me.  Beginner Pamela = win, though...


Not saying I wouldnt hit it if Jenna or Pre Hep C Pam was over and wanted to play hide the Nazi, but Fake blondes with fake tits isnt my type per say.
 
2014-01-16 08:01:51 PM

d23: [ Photo of Jameson appealing to the /b/tards ]


For shame. She can parade that leathery body once every three weeks on MyFreeCams and make more than the far more attractive women there make going on five nights a week for three weeks. No accounting for taste.
 
2014-01-17 02:42:15 AM

orclover: orclover: zulius: SilentStrider: *obligatory comment mentioning TFer notorious for an incident involving a blowup doll*

I thought that was a RealDoll?

Ill just get this out of the way.

HahAAA posting in a hurry is bad.


Would someone please link said original thread? I've seen this reference so many times but never that.
 
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