theflatline: She was probably one of those babies whose parents allowed her to chew on the lead paint flakes in the ghetto.
dustygrimp: I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole.
The Irresponsible Captain: Also:
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Not going to read the article, but how'd you like to be her husband?/oh hellz no you're not kissing me with that mouth.
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