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(Mirror.co.uk)   Pregnant woman says she has developed a taste for eating the contents of baby's diapers, doesn't realize Taco Bell cornered the market on this years ago   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-01-16 10:30:24 AM  
media.giphy.com
 
2014-01-16 10:41:36 AM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-01-16 10:41:46 AM  
"Screw you.  I thought it was Indian food."
 
2014-01-16 10:42:50 AM  
Oh look. Another fake story on Mirror
 
2014-01-16 10:43:17 AM  
Your shipment of "NO" has arrived.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-16 10:43:24 AM  
Not going to read the article, but how'd you like to be her husband?

/oh hellz no you're not kissing me with that mouth.
 
2014-01-16 10:43:31 AM  
Oh wow.

That headline proves that sometimes, the simplest and most obvious jokes really are the funniest.
 
2014-01-16 10:45:09 AM  
An I'm outa here.

/THe dude from Norway was right.  Turn off the Internet.
 
2014-01-16 10:45:22 AM  
She was probably one of those babies whose parents allowed her to chew on the lead paint flakes in the ghetto.
 
2014-01-16 10:45:56 AM  
guess who is regretting hitting that right now
 
2014-01-16 10:47:30 AM  
What an honest-to-god shiat-eatin' grin looks like.

i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-16 10:48:28 AM  
What the hell happened to pickles and ice cream???

/popcorn and grapes mother
 
2014-01-16 10:49:06 AM  
I guess the [Sick] tag was still bent over the toilet.

/ where I'm going now
// just from the headline. No way I'm reading this article.
 
2014-01-16 10:49:22 AM  
How about "No"?
 
2014-01-16 10:50:02 AM  

cfreak: I guess the [Sick] tag was still bent over the toilet.


Came to say exactly this.
 
2014-01-16 10:51:53 AM  
I saw a picture of this on the sidebar of another site. I've been fighting off the"grrr urk" since then. I wish they would warn a biatch with OCD before they do that, now I will NEVER be able to get the image of her sucking on baby shiat. *gah*
 
2014-01-16 10:52:31 AM  
modernservantleader.com
 
2014-01-16 10:53:00 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-16 10:53:26 AM  

theflatline: She was probably one of those babies whose parents allowed her to chew on the lead paint flakes in the ghetto.


I believe those are called "wall candy."

i40.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-16 10:53:44 AM  
Alright, NOW can we consider putting eugenics on the table?
 
2014-01-16 10:53:45 AM  
www.themarysue.com
 
2014-01-16 10:54:17 AM  
My dog had the same thing going on. Smacked her hard, too.
 
2014-01-16 10:54:57 AM  
Lucky her. Once the baby is born she'll be able to get her favourite treat straight from the spout.
 
2014-01-16 11:00:50 AM  
Pregnant woman says she has developed a taste for eating sucking the liquid contents of baby's diapers, doesn't realize  Taco Bell Anheuser Busch cornered the market on this years ago.

Headline fixed, per article.
 
2014-01-16 11:01:54 AM  
It sounds like she is more in it for the pee but of course the mind of fark is never far from being full of shiat.
 
2014-01-16 11:02:10 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What an honest-to-god shiat-eatin' grin looks like.

[i41.tinypic.com image 598x335]


I always wonder why the people on these shows have this look of "Yeah, what I do is TOTALLY awesome. What, why are you looking at me like that?" I would be EMBARASSED to show my face if I had some weird obsession like that, and probably shamed into giving it up.
 
2014-01-16 11:02:11 AM  

grinding_journalist: cfreak: I guess the [Sick] tag was still bent over the toilet.

Came to say exactly this.


Ditto, and also *hork.*

I already feel sorry for the baby. Especially if it's a boy...
 
2014-01-16 11:03:45 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Not going to read the article, but how'd you like to be her husband?

/oh hellz no you're not kissing me with that mouth.


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-16 11:03:58 AM  
Boku no pica.
 
2014-01-16 11:04:39 AM  
So uhh.. Does she just hang out next to the changing station in restrooms?
 
2014-01-16 11:05:04 AM  
I was trying to think of how this could be more disgusting. Then, I wondered why the hell I would do that.

Nice shot at Taco Bell, though. Could have picked pretty much any fast food place but subby's bad gordita experience apparently won out.
 
2014-01-16 11:05:15 AM  
What a crappy story.
 
2014-01-16 11:06:15 AM  

phenn: What the hell happened to pickles and ice cream???

/popcorn and grapes mother


I knew someone years ago who was the first time I'd heard how weird the pregnancy food fetishes can really be. They had known a woman years before that who craved charcoal, like they went camping and she attacked the firepit when they arrived(Before the fire was lit, in other words) type of craving.
 
2014-01-16 11:06:17 AM  
That's just plain nasty.
 
2014-01-16 11:06:39 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
hey, dirty diapers might taste like pumpkin pie but i'll never know 'cause i wouldn't eat the filthy MF-er.
 
2014-01-16 11:07:34 AM  
I wonder how she feels about ass-to-mouth...
 
2014-01-16 11:07:45 AM  
media2.giphy.com
 
2014-01-16 11:09:46 AM  

whosits_112: Prank Call of Cthulhu: What an honest-to-god shiat-eatin' grin looks like.

[i41.tinypic.com image 598x335]

I always wonder why the people on these shows have this look of "Yeah, what I do is TOTALLY awesome. What, why are you looking at me like that?" I would be EMBARASSED to show my face if I had some weird obsession like that, and probably shamed into giving it up.


Oh, but it allows them to be *FAMOUS* for 15 minutes!  Everyone will know their name!!  They'll be just like J-Lo or Kim Kardashian!!!
 
2014-01-16 11:10:15 AM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2014-01-16 11:12:16 AM  

whosits_112: Prank Call of Cthulhu: What an honest-to-god shiat-eatin' grin looks like.

[i41.tinypic.com image 598x335]

I always wonder why the people on these shows have this look of "Yeah, what I do is TOTALLY awesome. What, why are you looking at me like that?" I would be EMBARASSED to show my face if I had some weird obsession like that, and probably shamed into giving it up.


I think the concept you are searching for is known as "attention whore".

/BTW, fake is still just fake.
 
2014-01-16 11:12:45 AM  

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: whosits_112: Prank Call of Cthulhu: What an honest-to-god shiat-eatin' grin looks like.

[i41.tinypic.com image 598x335]

I always wonder why the people on these shows have this look of "Yeah, what I do is TOTALLY awesome. What, why are you looking at me like that?" I would be EMBARASSED to show my face if I had some weird obsession like that, and probably shamed into giving it up.

Oh, but it allows them to be *FAMOUS* for 15 minutes!  Everyone will know their name!!  They'll be just like J-Lo or Kim Kardashian!!!


Elect me as President of the World, and I shall cleanse the Kardashians, the Kanyes, the Weird Addiction people, and the Honey BooBoos from the face of the Earth.
 
2014-01-16 11:13:51 AM  
Glendale:

That is quite possibly the greatest gif ever in the history of gifs or ever, whichever is longest.
 
2014-01-16 11:14:01 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-16 11:14:12 AM  
This has to be fake, attention seeking? I'm betting the english paper paid some poor woman some cash just to run this bs article.
 
2014-01-16 11:15:57 AM  
 
2014-01-16 11:18:54 AM  

Misconduc: This has to be fake, attention seeking? I'm betting the english paper paid some poor woman some cash just to run this bs article.


It was on the TV show "My strange addiction" before the paper ran it.  So if anything, TLC paid some poor woman to humiliate herself.  Or she's really a freak.
 
2014-01-16 11:20:15 AM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-16 11:22:18 AM  

symptomoftheuniverse: whosits_112: Prank Call of Cthulhu: What an honest-to-god shiat-eatin' grin looks like.

[i41.tinypic.com image 598x335]

I always wonder why the people on these shows have this look of "Yeah, what I do is TOTALLY awesome. What, why are you looking at me like that?" I would be EMBARASSED to show my face if I had some weird obsession like that, and probably shamed into giving it up.

I think the concept you are searching for is known as "attention whore".

/BTW, fake is still just fake.


I guess because I don't have the "attention whore" gene, it just boggles my mind.
/The mind
//It boggles...
 
2014-01-16 11:23:09 AM  
Ahh, the circle of digestion
 
2014-01-16 11:26:08 AM  
www.vickyjrose.com

Dine on me, Hogs!
 
2014-01-16 11:29:49 AM  

scotchcrotch: Ahh, the circle of digestion


It always comes back to the end.
 
2014-01-16 11:30:30 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-16 11:36:47 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-16 11:40:52 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: This is kind of fitting, from most Farkers' perspectives:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4go86KG7HLo

Hah! The best part of that video is how the baby seems to be in on it. He knows he didn't poop that diaper!
 
2014-01-16 11:41:15 AM  
Wow - I thought that my obsession with mustard covered sardines while I was pregnant was gross. That poor woman is nothing but a freak show.
 
2014-01-16 11:41:35 AM  
More anigifs please.

/I like
 
2014-01-16 11:42:03 AM  
She likes sucking baby pee... not munching baby poop.

As odd as that is... there are a number of wackos that drink pee and think its good for them.

Plenty of men in America drink American beer which basically tastes the same.
 
2014-01-16 11:43:08 AM  
Also:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-16 11:45:53 AM  
Maybe she thought she was eating Indian food. It's an easy mistake
 
2014-01-16 11:53:45 AM  
Pregnancy does crazy things to a woman's brain. When my wife was pregnant, she has a strange urge to eat dishwasher detergent - that granular stuff that you use in the automatic dishwasher. She said the look and smell of it, for some crazy reason, really appealed to her and she actually wanted to eat some.
 
2014-01-16 11:57:35 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-16 12:01:48 PM  

ReverendJasen: Misconduc: This has to be fake, attention seeking? I'm betting the english paper paid some poor woman some cash just to run this bs article.

It was on the TV show "My strange addiction" before the paper ran it.  So if anything, TLC paid some poor woman to humiliate herself.  Or she's really a freak.


As I scrolled through the listings last night, that episode of My Strange Addiction showed up.  I read the description, wanted to hurk up my diet pepsi, and thought "no farking way, who would even WATCH something like that?"

Then I saw it was TLC and it all became clear.

I remember when TLC WAS about learning something.  I saw a actual surgery years ago on there.

Anyway, what was I saying?  Oh yeah, you kids get off my lawn.

*adjusts onion*
 
2014-01-16 12:11:19 PM  

I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole. Corn kernals, carrots, greens. I've cleaned liquid shiat out of hoo-hoos and from under foreskins. I've cleaned poop off of walls, out of tubs and even out of hair.  Hell, I once caught poop straight from the source while I was in the middle of changing the prior poop.  I have never once had a problem with this task.


This story (and the comments here) literally made me vomit.

 
2014-01-16 12:11:23 PM  

Ghastly: Boku no pica.


Pica while pregnant must cause some interesting medical side effects... Like that one girl who eats chalk

/so ashamed that I typed that
 
2014-01-16 12:16:31 PM  

magic_patch: More anigifs please.

/I like


i734.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-16 12:16:52 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Also:


That gif is just one clown away from freaking me right the fark out.
 
2014-01-16 12:34:05 PM  
Something something Brian Griffin something something...
 
2014-01-16 12:43:15 PM  

dustygrimp: I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole. Corn kernals, carrots, greens. I've cleaned liquid shiat out of hoo-hoos and from under foreskins. I've cleaned poop off of walls, out of tubs and even out of hair.  Hell, I once caught poop straight from the source while I was in the middle of changing the prior poop.  I have never once had a problem with this task.
This story (and the comments here) literally made me vomit.


You have inspired my wife and I to throw a little party for my vasectomy.

//fwee!!!!!
 
2014-01-16 01:32:25 PM  

dustygrimp: I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole. Corn kernals, carrots, greens. I've cleaned liquid shiat out of hoo-hoos and from under foreskins. I've cleaned poop off of walls, out of tubs and even out of hair.  Hell, I once caught poop straight from the source while I was in the middle of changing the prior poop.  I have never once had a problem with this task.
This story (and the comments here) literally made me vomit.


You said "hoo-hoos", "foreskins", and "poop" (three times)... are you hitting on me?
 
2014-01-16 01:34:13 PM  

cfreak: I guess the [Sick] tag was still bent over the toilet.

/ where I'm going now
// just from the headline. No way I'm reading this article.


came here to say this, thank you
 
2014-01-16 01:35:10 PM  
oh god shutup. Go jump into a sewage pond or something, tell us all about how it satisfied your cravings.
 
2014-01-16 01:38:55 PM  
As someone who has never changed a diaper I cannot imagine how hideous this is.


/Next on TLC: Extreme Coprophagia
//When will they get around to necrophilia?
 
2014-01-16 01:40:10 PM  

dustygrimp: I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole. Corn kernals, carrots, greens. I've cleaned liquid shiat out of hoo-hoos and from under foreskins. I've cleaned poop off of walls, out of tubs and even out of hair.  Hell, I once caught poop straight from the source while I was in the middle of changing the prior poop.  I have never once had a problem with this task.
This story (and the comments here) literally made me vomit.


Pretty much ditto here....

I'm fairly bullet proof to gross-out things, but chewing on a soiled diaper... got to say, that's a new low for me to read about...this has to be fake... the whole plastics and such from a diaper would make this probably fairly a deadly combination.
 
2014-01-16 01:44:24 PM  

dustygrimp: I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole.


You do realize that when it says something like "up to 20 lbs." on the side of the diaper box, that means the weight of the kid you're putting the diaper on, and not the diaper's carrying capacity, right?
 
2014-01-16 01:47:28 PM  

dustygrimp: I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole. Corn kernals, carrots, greens. I've cleaned liquid shiat out of hoo-hoos and from under foreskins. I've cleaned poop off of walls, out of tubs and even out of hair.  Hell, I once caught poop straight from the source while I was in the middle of changing the prior poop.  I have never once had a problem with this task.
This story (and the comments here) literally made me vomit.


When my godson was about five months old, I watched as his father changed him. The kid had already shat himself, but when the dad went to wipe, it just kept coming. Wipe, poop, wipe, poop, wipe, poop. It went on for about a minute and not only amused me but made the kid giggle.

/Nobody ate it though
//Gah--make the images of that show get out of my head!
 
2014-01-16 02:07:06 PM  

Lee451: As someone who has never changed a diaper I cannot imagine how hideous this is.


/Next on TLC: Extreme Coprophagia
//When will they get around to necrophilia?


This  (if it's real) isn't coprophagia - it's pica. Coprophagia has a sexual component - this does not. She isn't engaging in sexual rituals with excrement - she literally craves something that is in it. Pica is an extremely weird disorder, and I have heard of cases as weird and disgusting as this.
 
2014-01-16 02:08:44 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-16 02:22:30 PM  
Unfertilized jenkem.
 
2014-01-16 02:27:10 PM  
I'm amazed she doesn't find it awkward asking friends for soiled diapers, and they actually still talk to her afterwards. She's definitely gotta make one interesting dinner guest!!!!
 
2014-01-16 02:28:45 PM  
 
2014-01-16 02:37:24 PM  
The target audience of 2 girls one cup?
 
2014-01-16 03:00:09 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Not going to read the article, but how'd you like to be her husband?

/oh hellz no you're not kissing me with that mouth.


Pregnant women everyone salute this woman for finding the ultimate solution to "C'mon honey, it's just a blowjob."
 
2014-01-16 03:01:29 PM  

fearmongert: dustygrimp: I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole. Corn kernals, carrots, greens. I've cleaned liquid shiat out of hoo-hoos and from under foreskins. I've cleaned poop off of walls, out of tubs and even out of hair.  Hell, I once caught poop straight from the source while I was in the middle of changing the prior poop.  I have never once had a problem with this task.
This story (and the comments here) literally made me vomit.

You said "hoo-hoos", "foreskins", and "poop" (three times)... are you hitting on me?


Sorry brother, wrong plumbing. NTTAWWT


Prank Call of Cthulhu: dustygrimp: I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole.

You do realize that when it says something like "up to 20 lbs." on the side of the diaper box, that means the weight of the kid you're putting the diaper on, and not the diaper's carrying capacity, right?


Tell that to an 18 month old with diarrhea.

 
2014-01-16 03:27:07 PM  
She eats babies?

dnrtfa
 
2014-01-16 03:34:30 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-16 03:39:39 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: "Screw you.  I thought it was Indian food."


It was Indian food- once.
 
2014-01-16 04:13:45 PM  
Why is this posted under the Geek tab?
 
2014-01-16 04:50:36 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-16 06:26:53 PM  

imfallen_angel: dustygrimp: I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole. Corn kernals, carrots, greens. I've cleaned liquid shiat out of hoo-hoos and from under foreskins. I've cleaned poop off of walls, out of tubs and even out of hair.  Hell, I once caught poop straight from the source while I was in the middle of changing the prior poop.  I have never once had a problem with this task.
This story (and the comments here) literally made me vomit.

Pretty much ditto here....

I'm fairly bullet proof to gross-out things, but chewing on a soiled diaper... got to say, that's a new low for me to read about...this has to be fake... the whole plastics and such from a diaper would make this probably fairly a deadly combination.


It is said that mothers are not grossed out by their own baby's poop. But just their baby. Not other babies. I wonder whether dads have the same immunity.

Eating the dirty diapers... no.

I don't get grossed out by much, but feces is right up there.

/Human or carnivore
//Herbivore poop is no big deal
///Manure occureth
 
2014-01-16 06:59:10 PM  

Canton: It is said that mothers are not grossed out by their own baby's poop. But just their baby. Not other babies. I wonder whether dads have the same immunity.


Probably depends on the dude and his history, but from a sample size of one, I'd say yes.  Changed hundreds of diapers, including a recent stomach flu induced bag of bean soup*.  The stench is vile, but it's caring for your child so who cares, they don't have anyone else to do it.

(*Did not eat)


Dreyelle: Why is this posted under the Geek tab?


Geek is/was generally "an expert or enthusiast" or "a person heavily interested in a hobby".  Poop geek??
 
2014-01-16 07:15:14 PM  

dustygrimp: I have changed a lot of diapers. Bad ones. Up the back, out the leg hole. Corn kernals, carrots, greens. I've cleaned liquid shiat out of hoo-hoos and from under foreskins. I've cleaned poop off of walls, out of tubs and even out of hair.  Hell, I once caught poop straight from the source while I was in the middle of changing the prior poop.  I have never once had a problem with this task.
This story (and the comments here) literally made me vomit.


Yup.
 
2014-01-16 07:33:30 PM  
 
2014-01-16 09:30:16 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-16 09:45:21 PM  
I wonder if she uses a spoon or likes licking her fingers?
 
2014-01-16 11:09:44 PM  

Oldiron_79: The target audience of 2 girls one cup?


Also, The Human Centipede.

/This is truly awful.
 
2014-01-16 11:26:33 PM  
Golden showers are ok so why isn't this.

/sorry
 
2014-01-17 02:41:54 AM  

06Wahoo: Oldiron_79: The target audience of 2 girls one cup?

Also, The Human Centipede.

/This is truly awful.


kortex: Golden showers are ok so why isn't this.

/sorry


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-17 11:38:03 AM  

formerfloozy: Glendale:

That is quite possibly the greatest gif ever in the history of gifs or ever, whichever is longest.


I still prefer the Spock version:

i.imgur.com
 
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