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(Washington Post)   Taking a page from TotalFark, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki posts his Weapons Wish List just in case, you know, America feels like buying him anything   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 30
    More: Amusing, Prime Minister of Iraq, United States, Maliki, Iraqis, Anbar Province, wish lists, Iraq, tribes  
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2014-01-16 09:22:01 AM
Maliki BIE?
 
2014-01-16 09:31:33 AM
TITS or GTFO
 
2014-01-16 09:49:52 AM
"Yeah, we're just cleaning out stuff...you can have a few of these....we'll be dropping by with them shortly.."


media.treehugger.com
 
2014-01-16 09:51:04 AM
Shouldn't this be on the FarkUs tab?
 
2014-01-16 09:52:51 AM
He needs to do more AW-ing before anyone buys him anything. Maybe he should try flirting with the sad sacks or creating a train wreck.
 
2014-01-16 09:53:14 AM
Oh look. Another freeloading foreign loser leader who wants we the American taxpayers to give him free stuff so he can A) Bumblefark around and/or B)Sell them to terrorists.

Go F*ck yourself, Nouri.

/ IMO, we shouldn't shovel out one more dime for foreign aid until Detroit and New Jersey are back in it's feet.
 
2014-01-16 09:53:34 AM
Must be an alt.
 
2014-01-16 09:53:47 AM
What's his Fark handle?  I need to favorite him in purple.
 
2014-01-16 09:54:50 AM
Red Rider BB Gun missing from list...
 
2014-01-16 09:58:21 AM
We could send some advisers.  What could go wrong?
 
2014-01-16 10:01:05 AM
Quick Survey: Has anyone ever bought another person off their Amazon Wish List, or whatever, and gotten their hole as a result?
 
2014-01-16 10:02:23 AM

Cormee: Quick Survey: Has anyone ever bought another person off their Amazon Wish List, or whatever, and gotten their hole as a result?


I didn't know Amazon was part of the slave trade.
 
2014-01-16 10:04:41 AM

Cormee: Quick Survey: Has anyone ever bought another person off their Amazon Wish List, or whatever, and gotten their hole as a result?


I keep reading this sentence. I'm not sure if it's disturbing or funny.
 
2014-01-16 10:10:54 AM

megarian: I'm not sure if it's disturbing or funny.


It's neither - it's science.
 
2014-01-16 10:11:53 AM
My dad was a US Army vet, and explained the acronyms "SNAFU" and "FUBAR" to me when I was a kid.  Not sure which term (if either) best describes the current situation over there.
 
2014-01-16 10:16:08 AM
Has this turned into a BIE thread yet?

/eip
 
2014-01-16 10:18:20 AM

Cormee: megarian: I'm not sure if it's disturbing or funny.

It's neither - it's science.


I can definitely see how buying people and getting their holes is science.
 
2014-01-16 10:21:46 AM

megarian: I can definitely see how buying people and getting their holes is science


No, no, that would be an art. The survey was the science part.
 
2014-01-16 10:22:31 AM
Pffft, amateur. Show some skin and shake your ass around a bit before busting out the wishlist.
 
2014-01-16 10:23:56 AM

Almost Everybody Poops: Cormee: Quick Survey: Has anyone ever bought another person off their Amazon Wish List, or whatever, and gotten their hole as a result?

I didn't know Amazon was part of the slave trade.


OK, I've reread my original posting and I can see where the confusion is coming from.

It was meant to say: "Has anyone ever bought another person a gift off their (the other person's) Amazon Wish List, or whatever, and gotten their hole (off the other person) as a result? "

My apologies.
 
2014-01-16 10:23:57 AM
We would like a lot of exploding vests. If you want to offset costs by including advertising, please leave room on the front and back for "Death to American Satan" Lots of men sizes but women and children sizes would also be acceptable. My soldiers would not be adverse to wearing a large vest that says "Pepsi Cola: Enjoy the Blast" They feel it is ironic. Like raining of death from drones on your wedding day.

We need military training on how to occupy areas with large civilian populations. Tactical areas like day care centers and shopping malls. Our soldiers need additional training on how to separate the Muslims from Non-Muslims and the appropriate throat slitting techniques of the non Muslims. Is it left to right, Blood splats bright or Right to left: Blood gets on you vest?

Money is also a nice weapon. Send a few more pallets like you did ten years ago. I'll make sure it gets in to the right hands.

In other matters, I may decide to tie my oil exports to the Euro or that bitty coin instead of the dollar. You don't have a problem with that, do you?
 
2014-01-16 10:25:27 AM

miss diminutive: Pffft, amateur. Show some skin and shake your ass around a bit before busting out the wishlist.


Seriously. Do people not believe in manners anymore?
 
2014-01-16 10:40:31 AM
Cormee:

OK, I've reread my original posting and I can see where the confusion is coming from.

It was meant to say: "Has anyone ever bought another person a gift off their (the other person's) Amazon Wish List, or whatever, and gotten their hole (off the other person) as a result? "

My apologies.


How does one get a hole off another person?
 
2014-01-16 10:47:41 AM
assets.amuniversal.com
 
2014-01-16 10:48:32 AM

megarian: How does one get a hole off another person?


I'm guessing it involves copious stretching and lube.
 
2014-01-16 10:56:30 AM

megarian: Cormee:

OK, I've reread my original posting and I can see where the confusion is coming from.

It was meant to say: "Has anyone ever bought another person a gift off their (the other person's) Amazon Wish List, or whatever, and gotten their hole (off the other person) as a result? "

My apologies.

How does one get a hole off another person?


Oh dear me.

OK, well you know when you see the doggies playing "trains" in the garden? It's like that, except mammy and daddy play it (when they are in love)
 
2014-01-16 11:17:10 AM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
 
2014-01-16 11:25:20 AM

Dave and the Mission: Has this turned into a BIE thread yet?

/eip


I hope so. Especially since the naked breasts on the Empire State thread was a dud.

/EIP
 
2014-01-16 01:04:39 PM
GO HOME NOURI, YOU'RE DRUNK
 
2014-01-16 09:03:32 PM
Just divert that $3 billion a year in military aid from Israel to Iraq. Deal done.

/When Israel complains, tell em it was a spelling error and anyone could confuse the two because of the 'I'
//Cut lose that sack of shiatty sack of Rabbi blessed meat and let the Middle East have peace finally.
 
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