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(IBN Live (India))   NASA gives you the opportunity to hand aliens your name so they can personally hunt you down for their next meal   (ibnlive.in.com) divider line 22
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2014-01-16 09:08:28 AM
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2014-01-16 09:30:02 AM
Eh.  I'm way too old and gamey, now.  They'd have to boil the everloving shiat out of this meat.
 
2014-01-16 10:04:11 AM
Hey, if you got eaten by aliens, people would remember that shiat.
 
2014-01-16 10:08:44 AM
Arthur Dent?

Arthur  Philip Dent?
 
2014-01-16 10:09:02 AM
Do we get preference of anal probing?
 
2014-01-16 10:09:34 AM

the_rhino: Do we get preference of anal probing?


That's where the pop-up thermometer goes
 
2014-01-16 10:20:50 AM
Already on it. On Curiosity too. (Don't eat me, Mr Alien!)
 
2014-01-16 10:36:33 AM
Incompatible proteins.
We're probably poisonous.


Unless we all really did evolve from Thrintun food-yeast.
 
2014-01-16 10:39:38 AM
I always wear my seatbelt so that the aliens can't suck me out of my car.
 
2014-01-16 10:42:15 AM

give me doughnuts: Incompatible proteins.
We're probably poisonous.


Unless we all really did evolve from Thrintun food-yeast.


They'll probably just render us down into nutrients for the carniculture vats.

/I have a hankering for a zhoumy-loin sandwich with hot sauce
//and a side of pool-ball fruit
 
2014-01-16 10:42:23 AM
They won't show up to eat you... they'll just add you to their list of people to personally insult.
 
2014-01-16 10:45:17 AM

barefoot in the head: Already on it. On Curiosity too. (Don't eat me, Mr Alien!)


Yeah, NASA's had programs like this for years, although before they used pyrex DVDs for the list.

/ ex-GF, her kids and I are on the Mars rovers and the Deep Impact probe.

// It's the Comet People I'm worried about.
 
2014-01-16 10:55:17 AM
I just watched Oblivion, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2014-01-16 11:05:36 AM
My name is on Mars already. Come get me Martians!

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2014-01-16 11:39:19 AM
Here's a hypothetical:

What if the aliens we encounter have no concept of 'individuality', like the borg?  What good is it to identify yourself as an individual to a species that has no concept of individuality?
 
2014-01-16 12:46:12 PM

A Cave Geek: Here's a hypothetical:

What if the aliens we encounter have no concept of 'individuality', like the borg?  What good is it to identify yourself as an individual to a species that has no concept of individuality?


What if they have no visual senses?  What if they only see us as a spot where certain atoms and molecules breeze in and out over time?  What if their sense of time doesn't even allow them to notice us at all?  Worse, what if they can't even read tiny English?
 
2014-01-16 12:52:06 PM

Relatively Obscure: A Cave Geek: Here's a hypothetical:

What if the aliens we encounter have no concept of 'individuality', like the borg?  What good is it to identify yourself as an individual to a species that has no concept of individuality?

What if they have no visual senses?  What if they only see us as a spot where certain atoms and molecules breeze in and out over time?  What if their sense of time doesn't even allow them to notice us at all?  Worse, what if they can't even read tiny English?


You two need to hike up a volcano with Fraa Orolo.
 
2014-01-16 01:08:15 PM

Walker: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


IT'S A PHONE BOOK!
 
2014-01-16 02:10:06 PM
Nah, they won't eat you.

But they'll kill you in their WAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!
 
2014-01-16 02:30:53 PM

FrancoFile: give me doughnuts: Incompatible proteins.
We're probably poisonous.


Unless we all really did evolve from Thrintun food-yeast.

They'll probably just render us down into nutrients for the carniculture vats.

/I have a hankering for a zhoumy-loin sandwich with hot sauce
//and a side of pool-ball fruit


With lunch meat and fruit coming from different planets, that is going to be an expensive meal.
 
2014-01-16 02:36:54 PM

give me doughnuts: FrancoFile: give me doughnuts: Incompatible proteins.
We're probably poisonous.


Unless we all really did evolve from Thrintun food-yeast.

They'll probably just render us down into nutrients for the carniculture vats.

/I have a hankering for a zhoumy-loin sandwich with hot sauce
//and a side of pool-ball fruit

With lunch meat and fruit coming from different planets, that is going to be an expensive meal.


It all comes out of the vats.  And I have Jarvis's Sea Monster tallow-wax to pay for those.
 
2014-01-17 11:07:35 AM

CygnusDarius: Nah, they won't eat you.

But they'll kill you in their WAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!


"Waz my gutz doin' over there?"


/I'd be more worried about the servants of Chaos, myself.
//All you need to kill a fungal life form is lots of fire. Wielded by the Adeptus Sororitas.
 
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