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(Contact Music)   Anne Hathaway: "I basically turned down all of Jennifer Lawrence's roles"   (contactmusic.com) divider line 129
    More: Amusing, Silver Linings Playbook, Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Academy Award for Best Actor, Best Actress, David O Russell, Mark Wahlberg, Harvey Weinstein  
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2014-01-16 06:27:10 AM  
oops
 
2014-01-16 07:19:08 AM  
So?
 
2014-01-16 07:54:08 AM  
Translation: "I'm too f*cking big for roles like these anymore. Pay me money, b*tches!"
 
2014-01-16 08:35:06 AM  
Um... no, David Weinstein said Anne Hathaway turned down this one role, and then they cast Jennifer Lawrence.

For fark's sake, subby.
 
2014-01-16 08:35:22 AM  
gifrific.com
 
2014-01-16 08:39:19 AM  
ROWR....catty.

www.ilikewallpaper.net
 
2014-01-16 08:46:20 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Um... no, David Weinstein said Anne Hathaway turned down this one role, and then they cast Jennifer Lawrence.

For fark's sake, subby.


^
 
2014-01-16 08:49:30 AM  

LlamaGirl: [gifrific.com image 245x285]


Five posts in and we're done here.
 
2014-01-16 08:57:08 AM  
Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.
 
2014-01-16 09:44:45 AM  

Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.


I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.
 
2014-01-16 10:09:08 AM  
As long as she doesn't turn down her advances, we're still good.
 
2014-01-16 10:09:51 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Um... no, David Weinstein said Anne Hathaway turned down this one role, and then they cast Jennifer Lawrence.

For fark's sake, subby.


img.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-16 10:10:06 AM  

EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.


No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.
 
2014-01-16 10:13:51 AM  

Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.


Crotch shots in case of a tie!
 
2014-01-16 10:18:09 AM  
Anne does not get nearly enough attention around here anymore.  Clearly a new round of nude scenes is necessary for her career to continue as nature intended.

Don't make the classic Winona Ryder mistake.

(This goes for Lawrence, too, though I don't find her attractive.)
 
2014-01-16 10:19:14 AM  

UNC_Samurai: EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.

No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.


You could have had $100 worth of pudding. And that would have been a lotta pudding.
 
2014-01-16 10:20:22 AM  
Anne Hathaway couldn't carry Lawrence's jock strap.
 
2014-01-16 10:21:31 AM  
FTFA:  Weinstein tells radio host Howard Stern, "Silver Linings Playbook was originally going to be with Anne Hathaway and Mark Wahlberg..

What terrible casting.
 
2014-01-16 10:22:54 AM  
She's a wonderful actress but I get the sense that she rehearses Oscar speeches.

NTTAWT

But maybe not make it so obvious next time.

IT CAME TRUE
 
2014-01-16 10:23:50 AM  

thornhill: FTFA:  Weinstein tells radio host Howard Stern, "Silver Linings Playbook was originally going to be with Anne Hathaway and Mark Wahlberg..

What terrible casting.


it was after that movie that i thought jennifer lawyrence is actually a pretty good actress.  she did crazy girl screaming in public like a crazy girl screaming in public.  made me scared.  i cannot think of a recent actress who could pull that off.
 
2014-01-16 10:23:55 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Anne Hathaway couldn't carry Lawrence's jock strap.


Well, considering they're both women, they wouldn't need to carry a jockstrap at all.
 
2014-01-16 10:23:57 AM  

WTF Indeed: Translation: "I'm too f*cking big for roles like these anymore. Pay me money, b*tches!"


I have read that David O Russell is very difficult to work with. The creative differences may actually be true. I don't get the Ann Hathaway hate. She is good in the movies she is in. She doesn't say do anything stupid. Ann is just a sold actress.

/yea h I know she is jot going to sleep with me.
 
2014-01-16 10:24:23 AM  

Orgasmatron138: As long as she doesn't turn down her advances, we're still good.


Three words...Brokeback Mountain Two. Anne's character has a dirty oily greasy wrestle-y hair pulling but then kissey fling with JL. Guaranteed to break box office records worldwide.
 
2014-01-16 10:26:12 AM  
"Silver Linings Playbook"
Starring Anne Hathaway and Anne Hathaway's eyebrow.
Nope, that just doesn't work.

/who am I kidding?  Anne Hathaway is smoking hot.  Now if they could get Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Lawrence to kiss and make up...
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-01-16 10:26:52 AM  

UNC_Samurai: EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.

No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.


Why $240?
 
2014-01-16 10:28:11 AM  

Girl Sailor: Orgasmatron138: As long as she doesn't turn down her advances, we're still good.

Three words...Brokeback Mountain Two. Anne's character has a dirty oily greasy wrestle-y hair pulling but then kissey fling with JL. Guaranteed to break box office records worldwide.


Inexpensive to make, guaranteed box office smash.............. c'mon, Hollywood!
 
2014-01-16 10:29:37 AM  

thornhill: FTFA:  Weinstein tells radio host Howard Stern, "Silver Linings Playbook was originally going to be with Anne Hathaway and Mark Wahlberg..

What terrible casting.


Once upon a time (Boogie Nights) he could do unhinged, but I think he's no longer got the touch there.

It's just as well. Bradley Cooper nailed it.
 
2014-01-16 10:31:35 AM  

Girl Sailor: Three words...Brokeback Mountain Two. Anne's character has a dirty oily greasy wrestle-y hair pulling but then kissey fling with JL. Guaranteed to break box office records worldwide.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-16 10:31:46 AM  

max_pooper: UNC_Samurai: EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.

No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.

Why $240?


Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby.  It ain't your concern.
 
2014-01-16 10:33:14 AM  
She has FASD eyes.
 
2014-01-16 10:36:18 AM  

aendeuryu: thornhill: FTFA:  Weinstein tells radio host Howard Stern, "Silver Linings Playbook was originally going to be with Anne Hathaway and Mark Wahlberg..

What terrible casting.

Once upon a time (Boogie Nights) he could do unhinged, but I think he's no longer got the touch there.

It's just as well. Bradley Cooper nailed it.


It's also that Walberg plays every role like he's the coolest guy on earth, even when the part doesn't call for that. His schtick really wouldn't have worked.
 
2014-01-16 10:37:42 AM  

UNC_Samurai: max_pooper: UNC_Samurai: EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.

No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.

Why $240?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby.  It ain't your concern.


It's not a couch, it's not a sofa.  it's a loveseat.
 
2014-01-16 10:38:15 AM  

UNC_Samurai: max_pooper: UNC_Samurai: EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.

No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.

Why $240?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby.  It ain't your concern.



Awww Yeah.
 
2014-01-16 10:38:44 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Girl Sailor: Three words...Brokeback Mountain Two. Anne's character has a dirty oily greasy wrestle-y hair pulling but then kissey fling with JL. Guaranteed to break box office records worldwide.


img.fark.net

From the Joey Tribbiani school of acting.
 
2014-01-16 10:40:22 AM  

Guns n' Farkin Roses: UNC_Samurai: max_pooper: UNC_Samurai: EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.

No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.

Why $240?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby.  It ain't your concern.


Awww Yeah.



Barry. Sagittarius.
 
2014-01-16 10:40:25 AM  

wistfulparanoia: Wellon Dowd: Anne Hathaway couldn't carry Lawrence's jock strap.

Well, considering they're both women, they wouldn't need to carry a jockstrap at all.


Not since one of them became six-year-old-boy. FFS, she looks like Justin Cyrus
 
2014-01-16 10:40:27 AM  

UNC_Samurai: max_pooper: UNC_Samurai: EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.

No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.

Why $240?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby.  It ain't your concern.


If you need me to excuse you for a second so you can go whisper some sweet nothings, go right ahead.
 
2014-01-16 10:42:28 AM  
Yeah...Anne....and let me guess....your girlfriend is Morgan Fairchild?

/That's the ticket!
 
2014-01-16 10:43:40 AM  

UNC_Samurai: EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.

No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.


If you buy it in the giant food-service cans, you can get away for about $180.
 
2014-01-16 10:44:13 AM  

LewDux: wistfulparanoia: Wellon Dowd: Anne Hathaway couldn't carry Lawrence's jock strap.

Well, considering they're both women, they wouldn't need to carry a jockstrap at all.

Not since one of them became six-year-old-boy. FFS, she looks like Justin Cyrus


You'd still hit it.
 
2014-01-16 10:44:44 AM  

thornhill: aendeuryu: thornhill: FTFA:  Weinstein tells radio host Howard Stern, "Silver Linings Playbook was originally going to be with Anne Hathaway and Mark Wahlberg..

What terrible casting.

Once upon a time (Boogie Nights) he could do unhinged, but I think he's no longer got the touch there.

It's just as well. Bradley Cooper nailed it.

It's also that Walberg plays every role like he's the coolest guy on earth, even when the part doesn't call for that. His schtick really wouldn't have worked.


Wahlberg is good, if given a very specific type role.  Kinda like casting ala 'The Jerk' Weight guessing prizes:  He can do this role, and only up to this role, but between this role.  His 'good' range is extremely limited....but if it's within those limitations, he's awesome.  Otherwise, it's just flat.
 
2014-01-16 10:46:08 AM  

Cybernetic: UNC_Samurai: EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.

No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.

If you buy it in the giant food-service cans, you can get away for about $180.


And that would have been...a lot of pudding...but we had to go all the way, baby.
 
2014-01-16 10:50:07 AM  
too many words
 
2014-01-16 10:50:45 AM  
Unavailable for comment.

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-16 10:51:12 AM  

wistfulparanoia: LewDux: wistfulparanoia: Wellon Dowd: Anne Hathaway couldn't carry Lawrence's jock strap.

Well, considering they're both women, they wouldn't need to carry a jockstrap at all.

Not since one of them became six-year-old-boy. FFS, she looks like Justin Cyrus

You'd still hit it.


I don't hit on artists
 
2014-01-16 10:51:31 AM  

UNC_Samurai: max_pooper: UNC_Samurai: EvilEgg: Sybarite: Sounds like something that can only be resolved by a sideboob-off.

I was going to suggest naked oil wrestling, but I think we might be able to implement your idea.

No.  There is a Better Way.

$240 worth of pudding.

Why $240?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby.  It ain't your concern.


I think it's time to do the deed.
 
2014-01-16 10:54:36 AM  
When you convince Lawrence to do nude, I'll care about what you have to say, Anne.  Until then, just sit around looking pretty.
 
2014-01-16 10:56:15 AM  

Far Cough: Anne does not get nearly enough attention around here anymore.  Clearly a new round of nude scenes is necessary for her career to continue as nature intended.

Don't make the classic Winona Ryder mistake.

(This goes for Lawrence, too, though I don't find her attractive.)



I think that it's great that you feel comfortable enough on Fark to come out like that.  Be fabulous, good sir.
 
2014-01-16 11:08:17 AM  
I keep wondering how many unshelled nuts she's got stored in those cheeks.  Nice chest though.

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-16 11:10:33 AM  

thornhill: FTFA:  Weinstein tells radio host Howard Stern, "Silver Linings Playbook was originally going to be with Anne Hathaway and Mark Wahlberg..

What terrible casting.


Well, it had a plot worthy of a Bollywood movie but was totally saved by Lawrence's ass.
 
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