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(Rocketnews 24)   Strangest crime involving mayonnaise you'll read about. Ever   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 32
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6425 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2014 at 9:47 AM (44 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-16 08:32:04 AM  
Sick bastard.
Should have used Miracle Whip.
 
2014-01-16 08:47:11 AM  
Hold the pickle incident.
 
2014-01-16 09:33:30 AM  
I put an Altoids in a Trojan, once....
 
2014-01-16 09:52:59 AM  
You mean other than categorizing mayonnaise as a food in the first place?
 
2014-01-16 09:54:06 AM  
Sacked chimney sweep pumps boss full of mayonnaise?
 
2014-01-16 09:57:16 AM  

xanadian: I put an Altoids in a Trojan, once....


Go on...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-16 09:58:44 AM  
I wonder what he was thinking about...

lumdimsum.com
 
2014-01-16 09:58:51 AM  
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT MESS OF WRITING? MY EYES
 
2014-01-16 09:59:18 AM  
I thought the Japanese were totally into mayo. They even put it on their pizza, fer crying out loud.
 
2014-01-16 10:02:02 AM  
i15.photobucket.com

Mayo

 
2014-01-16 10:02:07 AM  

FrancoFile: You mean other than categorizing mayonnaise as a food in the first place?


Absolutely.  Mayonnaise, itself, is a crime.
 
2014-01-16 10:03:04 AM  
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2014-01-16 10:03:11 AM  

bearded clamorer: Sick bastard.
Should have used Miracle Hhwip.


/ftfy
 
2014-01-16 10:04:52 AM  
You see this all the time.  First they start with something simple, like ketchup or mustard.  Then slowly they start moving up the condiment hierarchy.  It evolves into barbecue sauce, dijon mustard, and thousand island dressing.  Before you know it they are using hard condiments like sriracha, peanut sauce, and tzatziki .  Once they get to that point, its usually too late.  If you notice someone with a condiment addiction, it my not be too late to get them help. Early intervention is the key.
 
2014-01-16 10:04:57 AM  
I don't like the hint of challenge implied in the headline.
 
2014-01-16 10:06:37 AM  

DocPeabody: OH GOD WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT MESS OF WRITING? MY EYES


For real though.  Is it against the law to have more than half an inch of text together on a page at any one time?
 
2014-01-16 10:07:56 AM  
That's only because my mayonnaise-related crimes remain unreported.
 
2014-01-16 10:10:15 AM  
Marlon Brando says; get the butter
 
2014-01-16 10:13:32 AM  
Doesn't seem strange at all. Considering where it happened that was probably pretty tame.
 
2014-01-16 10:19:36 AM  
I think so, Brain. But where are we going to find a gallon of mayonnaise?

images.alphacoders.com
 
2014-01-16 10:20:05 AM  
As soon as I saw the Kewpie type mayo bottle I figured it would be Japan.


/I am so smart. S-M-R-T.
 
Ant
2014-01-16 10:33:29 AM  

ToastmasterGeneral: FrancoFile: You mean other than categorizing mayonnaise as a food in the first place?

Absolutely.  Mayonnaise, itself, is a crime.


What is wrong with you people?
 
2014-01-16 10:40:29 AM  

Ant: ToastmasterGeneral: FrancoFile: You mean other than categorizing mayonnaise as a food in the first place?

Absolutely.  Mayonnaise, itself, is a crime.

What is wrong with you people?


Mayonnaise has one food use - the making of deviled eggs.  That's it.  And I'd rather use Miracle Whip.

Chicken salad and tuna salad are better with greek yogurt or creme fraiche.
Turkey sandwiches are better with chutney.
And don't even start with me on coleslaw.

And whatever idiots think that it's a good thing to slather mayo on raw chicken before you grill or bake it, to make it 'moist'?  Congrats, you've now added back in the fat and calories that you removed when you took the skin off, but you're still missing the flavor.
 
2014-01-16 10:56:37 AM  
What's the spread on when he'll be caught?
 
2014-01-16 11:01:09 AM  
Oh, they did catch him...just rta...Sorry Fark, I was emulsed in another article when I saw the headline
 
2014-01-16 11:56:12 AM  
Doesn't The Mayo Clinic cure this kind of thing  ???
 
2014-01-16 11:59:11 AM  

bearded clamorer: Sick bastard.
Should have used Miracle Whip.


Nah, then he'd have been this guy...

www.richardtimothy.com
 
2014-01-16 12:09:51 PM  
FrancoFile: 

Chicken salad and tuna salad are better with greek yogurt or creme fraiche.
Turkey sandwiches are better with chutney.


Blech.
 
2014-01-16 12:10:46 PM  
You may be right subby, these guys had nothing to do with mayonnaise:
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(although if anyone was going to use mayonnaise in a crime you'd think it would be Condiment King)
 
2014-01-16 01:29:51 PM  
 
Ant
2014-01-17 10:32:07 AM  

FrancoFile: And whatever idiots think that it's a good thing to slather mayo on raw chicken before you grill or bake it, to make it 'moist'?


I've never even heard of such a practice. Sounds terrible.
 
2014-01-17 11:21:57 AM  

Ant: FrancoFile: And whatever idiots think that it's a good thing to slather mayo on raw chicken before you grill or bake it, to make it 'moist'?

I've never even heard of such a practice. Sounds terrible.


http://allrecipes.com/recipe/parmesan-crusted-chicken-2/

Hellman's wrote the recipe, of course, but I've seen/heard TV shows doing the same.
 
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