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(USA Today)   Facing theft charges for shoplifting $2,500 of stuff from Macy's? Fake your death, get caught, go to court, and carve up your arms with a pen   (usatoday.com) divider line 13
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2014-01-16 08:43:48 AM  
In the aftermath of the courtroom incident Tuesday, the "motion to resurrect" hearing was postponed until Jan. 24.

Does that mean she's dead until then?
 
2014-01-16 09:10:52 AM  

Sybarite: In the aftermath of the courtroom incident Tuesday, the "motion to resurrect" hearing was postponed until Jan. 24.

Does that mean she's dead until then?


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PARTY TIME!
 
2014-01-16 10:23:45 AM  

thamike: Sybarite: In the aftermath of the courtroom incident Tuesday, the "motion to resurrect" hearing was postponed until Jan. 24.

Does that mean she's dead until then?

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PARTY TIME!


37-year-old ....

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2014-01-16 10:24:26 AM  
Initiations to join the Pen 15 club are really starting to get out of hand
 
2014-01-16 10:27:16 AM  
To all potential male suitors:
1) Do not give real name
2) Do not allow her to know real address
3) You work for the post office, unless you really do. If so, then you work at Jiffy Lube
4) Wear steel belted radial condoms

Follow this advice to the tee and you will find she is a rabid badger in bed. Cutters always are.
 
2014-01-16 10:42:51 AM  
Why would you stop her from killing herself? Let her do her thing.
 
2014-01-16 10:47:02 AM  

ChipNASA: thamike: Sybarite: In the aftermath of the courtroom incident Tuesday, the "motion to resurrect" hearing was postponed until Jan. 24.

Does that mean she's dead until then?

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]

PARTY TIME!

37-year-old ....

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Yeah, but DEAD.  We get bottle service if we f*ck the walking dead.
 
2014-01-16 10:48:23 AM  

99.998er: To all potential male suitors:
1) Do not give real name
2) Do not allow her to know real address
3) You work for the post office, unless you really do. If so, then you work at Jiffy Lube
4) Wear steel belted radial condoms

Follow this advice to the tee and you will find she is a rabid badger in bed. Cutters always are.


To everybody: This guy is a dangerous sexual predator.
 
2014-01-16 11:16:21 AM  
I don't see why she did it in Macys as there was a sale at Penny's.
 
2014-01-16 12:32:37 PM  
Don't shoplift 2,500 of stuff from Macy's, fake your death, get caught, go to court, and carve up your arms with a pen.

Get DirecTV
 
2014-01-16 02:45:52 PM  

thamike: 99.998er: To all potential male suitors:
1) Do not give real name
2) Do not allow her to know real address
3) You work for the post office, unless you really do. If so, then you work at Jiffy Lube
4) Wear steel belted radial condoms

Follow this advice to the tee and you will find she is a rabid badger in bed. Cutters always are.

To everybody: This guy is a dangerous sexual predator.


As opposed to all those harmless sexual predators?
 
2014-01-16 03:17:15 PM  
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2014-01-16 04:50:24 PM  

Carousel Beast: thamike: 99.998er: To all potential male suitors:
1) Do not give real name
2) Do not allow her to know real address
3) You work for the post office, unless you really do. If so, then you work at Jiffy Lube
4) Wear steel belted radial condoms

Follow this advice to the tee and you will find she is a rabid badger in bed. Cutters always are.

To everybody: This guy is a dangerous sexual predator.

As opposed to all those harmless sexual predators?


As opposed to fun sexual predators.
 
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