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(Daily Mail)   Begun, the phone war has   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Alfie Boe, Daniel Craig, Hugh Jackman, Kevin Spacey, Yorkshire Post, cell phones, National Theatre of Japan, Jackie Kennedy  
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7250 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Jan 2014 at 2:58 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-16 06:57:05 AM  
1 vote:
Now everyone will get their phone to go off for the special attention.
2014-01-16 06:39:59 AM  
1 vote:
 'Then someone picked up, and it was the woman's mother. I told her that I was Alfie Boe, that I was in the middle of a show, and that her daughter was standing right next to me.'

To which her mother replied "The short hairy alien who eats cats?"

/ someone has an inflated opinion of his own name recognition.
2014-01-16 06:25:08 AM  
1 vote:

Into the blue again: Rat: red5ish: Phone etiquette.
During sex While on the toilet When driving

™ please don't rob me of #7 on the bucket list


wait; is Rat just in the bathroom of a Peter Pan bus hurtling down 95? Or has the dream of the toilet car been realized?!

/this lever is your turn signal, this one your high beams, this one flushes, and this one operates the bidet
//You know Japan is 10 years ahead of us with this technology
Rat [TotalFark]
2014-01-16 05:25:04 AM  
1 vote:

red5ish: Phone etiquette.
During sex While on the toilet When driving

™ please don't rob me of #7 on the bucket list
2014-01-16 05:13:34 AM  
1 vote:
Phone etiquette.
Some people don't have a clue. Be respectful of others.
Some places where you shouldn't make or receive calls:
During class
At church
In a theater or live performance
At the movies
During a funeral
At a nice restaurant
During sex
While on the toilet
When driving
2014-01-16 03:53:18 AM  
1 vote:
In before "but I'm a doctor and I NEED to keep my ringer on."
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