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(Guardian)   It turns out there's a middle-eastern country with a stockpile of nukes that includes weapons-grade uranium stolen from a processing plant in Pennsylvania   (theguardian.com) divider line 17
    More: Spiffy, Pennsylvania, stockpiles, International Atomic Energy Agency, Observer-Reporter, nuclear weapons, computer worm, uranium, fissile material  
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2014-01-16 10:34:41 AM
3 votes:

Laobaojun: Felgraf: water00boy: In another translation it talks about the flesh flying off before the bones hit the ground. Neutron weapons, anyone? Better get your thermal underwear on.

That's not how neutron weapons work. The flesh is still on the corpses when they hit the ground.

This.

Zechariah 14:12  "And this shall be the plague with which the Lord will strike all the people who fought against Jerusalem:
                           Their flesh shall dissolve while they stand on their feet,
                           Their eyes shall dissolve in their sockets,
                           And their tongues shall dissolve in their mouths."

The passage sounds more like a bronze age description of Ebola or one of the other fast acting hemorrhagic viruses.  Or someone on a bad hallucinogen trip.


Hey Butt-head I'm starting to feel weird, I think I'm freaking out! This is cool! It's like everything's all weird and stuff, there's like all these weird shapes, it's sort of like, it's like... um like a music video!
2014-01-16 07:22:39 AM
2 votes:

Herr Morgenstern: Gee, does this mean we can have a frank discussion about this without critics being accused of anti semetism?


No of course not. Criticize Israel = you are an anti-semite who wants the country destroyed and all Jews dead. You also think it's neighbors are great and support everything they do.
2014-01-16 07:12:42 AM
2 votes:
"The Lord's our shepherd," says the psalm,
But just in case, we better get a bomb.
2014-01-16 06:46:34 AM
2 votes:
Israel has nukes?  We need to disarm this country so that it may finally coexist with its peace-loving neighbors.
2014-01-16 06:21:50 AM
2 votes:
I knew they were up to no good!
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2014-01-16 01:16:42 AM
2 votes:
It's cool, guys. We really didn't understand what the contract wanted so we just kept filling the containers with scrapple and unsold Darryl Dawkins t-shirts.
2014-01-16 08:17:04 AM
1 votes:
Maybe they're just shiny bomb casings filled with used pinball machine parts.
2014-01-16 08:07:20 AM
1 votes:

water00boy: This is news? The only question is whether the US will continue to stand with it's ally, or eventually go over to supporting the Arabs, et al.

Zechariah 14: 2 "For I will gather all nations against Jerusalem..."

                 14:3 "Then the Lord will go forth, and fight against those nations, as He fights in the day of battle..."

                 14:12  "And this shall be the plague with which the Lord will strike all the people who fought against Jerusalem:
                           Their flesh shall dissolve while they stand on their feet,
                           Their eyes shall dissolve in their sockets,
                           And their tongues shall dissolve in their mouths."

In another translation it talks about the flesh flying off before the bones hit the ground. Neutron weapons, anyone? Better get your thermal underwear on.

With the re-establishment of Israel and this administration's cozying up to "alternative" policies, it's coming, and coming fast (relatively speaking). I hope I'm not around, but I fear for my kids.
Please take a moment to point out how batsh#@ crazy you think I am.


No need.  I think you have covered your bat guano craziness adequately for all of us.  Because taking twenty first century geopolitical guidance from a bronze age drug trip speaks for itself.
2014-01-16 08:00:03 AM
1 votes:
Meh, give everybody a handful of nukes. Once they have the actual ability, then they come to understand the full responsibility. If Pakistan and India can both chill the fark out after getting them, then you can't tell me Iran wouldn't do the same.

Its cute that Iran rattles sabres now, but even their crazy ass dont want a retalitory strike. They just want to be respected, and as much as they haaaaate Israel, it has to scare the crap out of them that Jews have nukes.

I know this is radical thinking, but it worked in Pakistan vs India.
2014-01-16 07:52:10 AM
1 votes:
bill4935:

 Now imagine if Bolivia or Laos or the Netherlands had stolen the Bomb from the US Army. Yeah, South America would suddenly have its own Great Lake.

I'm guessing you got a D in geography.
2014-01-16 07:46:41 AM
1 votes:
This is news? The only question is whether the US will continue to stand with it's ally, or eventually go over to supporting the Arabs, et al.

Zechariah 14: 2 "For I will gather all nations against Jerusalem..."

                 14:3 "Then the Lord will go forth, and fight against those nations, as He fights in the day of battle..."

                 14:12  "And this shall be the plague with which the Lord will strike all the people who fought against Jerusalem:
                           Their flesh shall dissolve while they stand on their feet,
                           Their eyes shall dissolve in their sockets,
                           And their tongues shall dissolve in their mouths."

In another translation it talks about the flesh flying off before the bones hit the ground. Neutron weapons, anyone? Better get your thermal underwear on.

With the re-establishment of Israel and this administration's cozying up to "alternative" policies, it's coming, and coming fast (relatively speaking). I hope I'm not around, but I fear for my kids.
Please take a moment to point out how batsh#@ crazy you think I am.
2014-01-16 07:24:55 AM
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: I was fine with it when Israel was a pro-civilization secular progressive democracy with only a mild appetite for blatant apartheid.

Now that it looks like the murderous looneytunes fundie davening troglodytes are taking over, I'm lot less comfortable. I don't trust a Chasid with a nuke any more than I trust the Taliban.


FUNNY HAT+NUKES==BAD IDEA


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Hands up anyone who thinks Israel will get a pass on this? Exactly. Now imagine if Bolivia or Laos or the Netherlands had stolen the Bomb from the US Army. Yeah, South America would suddenly have its own Great Lake.
2014-01-16 07:23:28 AM
1 votes:

gfid: rzrwiresunrise: It'd be one thing if Israel were a power broker working for peace in the ME, but they're not. It's been time to radically reassess US relations with them, and I can only hope that as more and more of these revelations come to light, we'll start moving toward an official realignment.

I fully expect knee-jerk Christian pandering pressured by self-serving AIPAC reps to present the most formidable obstacle.

Peace in the middle east does not revolve around Israel.  Look at Syria, Egypt, Iraq, Yemen, every farking country in that region.  Okay, a few of them aren't embroiled in civil war, but there's a bit of terrorism from time to time.

If I had to live in the middle east, I'd say Israel looks like a pretty good choice.  They certainly make a better ally than Saudi Arabia.


I read that as: "Hey, I know my buddy steals money and jewelry from me when he comes over to my place, but you should check out his pad!"
2014-01-16 07:21:42 AM
1 votes:
Does anyone have an idea how much from US taxes gets given to Israel yearly (cash or equipment)? Or have a link?

/bitebitebitebite
2014-01-16 07:19:20 AM
1 votes:
Gee, does this mean we can have a frank discussion about this without critics being accused of anti semetism?
2014-01-16 07:10:47 AM
1 votes:
I was fine with it when Israel was a pro-civilization secular progressive democracy with only a mild appetite for blatant apartheid.

Now that it looks like the murderous looneytunes fundie davening troglodytes are taking over, I'm lot less comfortable. I don't trust a Chasid with a nuke any more than I trust the Taliban.


FUNNY HAT+NUKES==BAD IDEA
2014-01-16 06:46:51 AM
1 votes:
www.pvtmurphy.com

It doesn't seem to matter who you are talking to in the Middle East.  (hotlinked)
 
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