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(Nola.com)   Stupid: Taking a selfie. Stupider: Taking a selfie with the security camera of the house you're burglarizing. With deer in headlights pic   (nola.com) divider line 52
    More: Stupid, Marrero, security camera, Jean Lafitte Boulevard, Jefferson Parish, Marrero burglary  
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2014-01-15 08:15:41 PM
He was rebooked Wednesday morning with simple burglary, attempted simple burglary and simple criminal damage to property

"Simple" seems like an appropriate adjective to use with this guy.
 
2014-01-15 08:22:44 PM
Was a federal marshal aiming for his lower lip?
 
2014-01-15 10:39:42 PM

vudukungfu: Was a federal marshal aiming for his lower lip?


He was aiming for his upper lip.
 
2014-01-15 10:44:38 PM
Farking mouth breather. Looks like a winded basset hound.
 
2014-01-15 10:50:18 PM

Acidicnads: Farking mouth breather. Looks like a winded basset hound.


Neck tat, wife-beater, Shaggy beard & mustache.  Real winner in life.
 
2014-01-15 11:05:39 PM
Even stupider: Anonymous woman does all the police work.
 
2014-01-15 11:07:12 PM
So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?
 
2014-01-15 11:10:10 PM
About 20 years ago my friend and I got into a recurring drag race on the Kennedy Expressway with a guy in a Supra whom we couldn't determine whether was Vietnamese or Mexican.  It may have been this guy.

Although, that guy is probably 40 now so it probably wasn't this guy.
 
2014-01-15 11:11:08 PM

scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?


Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.
 
2014-01-15 11:13:00 PM
Shouldn't Colin Kaepernick be practicing?
 
2014-01-15 11:14:11 PM

Acidicnads: Farking mouth breather. Looks like a winded basset hound.


My dad gave me shiat for being a mouth breather growing up. My sinuses were always narrowed. Then I discovered I was allergic to sufites used to preserve the white bread, but I was off on my own. I cut sulfites from my life and now I can breath though my nose.
 
2014-01-15 11:14:23 PM

Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.


Aw, how cute.
 
2014-01-15 11:15:51 PM

alotta fagina: Shouldn't Colin Kaepernick be practicing?


thatsracist. jpg

And non-sensical
 
2014-01-15 11:16:59 PM

Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.


I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.
 
2014-01-15 11:17:29 PM
I'm no social scientist (I'm actually studying real science at the moment), but there seems to be a strong corrolation between neck tattoos and the likelihood that a person is engaged in criminal activity. I imagine somebody that is interested in a graduate degree in the social sciences could turn that hypothesis into a dissertation with enough research.
 
2014-01-15 11:18:53 PM

scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.

I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.


Just sayin...
 
2014-01-15 11:26:02 PM
Capital punishment should be reserved for the people like this d-bag who are the reason why we can't have nice things.
 
2014-01-15 11:26:47 PM

Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.

I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.

Just sayin...


Ok, you submitted it, used "selfie" completely out of context, and are calling me out?

It's not really trivial either. A thief taking a "selfie" with a security camera is a lot more interesting than a thief caught on tape.


Dont be mad, just learn words mean.
 
2014-01-15 11:27:23 PM

buzzcut73: I'm no social scientist (I'm actually studying real science at the moment), but there seems to be a strong corrolation between neck tattoos and the likelihood that a person is engaged in criminal activity. I imagine somebody that is interested in a graduate degree in the social sciences could turn that hypothesis into a dissertation with enough research.


Hmm, interesting theory...

i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-15 11:32:43 PM

scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.

I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.

Just sayin...

Ok, you submitted it, used "selfie" completely out of context, and are calling me out?

It's not really trivial either. A thief taking a "selfie" with a security camera is a lot more interesting than a thief caught on tape.


Dont be mad, just learn words mean.


Well I'm sure the severely retarded appreciate your efforts god bless you. And I hope the Make A Wish Foundation guess to you there little buddy. Hang on! There's hope for your condition!
 
2014-01-15 11:41:02 PM

Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.

I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.

Just sayin...

Ok, you submitted it, used "selfie" completely out of context, and are calling me out?

It's not really trivial either. A thief taking a "selfie" with a security camera is a lot more interesting than a thief caught on tape.


Dont be mad, just learn words mean.

Well I'm sure the severely retarded appreciate your efforts god bless you. And I hope the Make A Wish Foundation guess to you there little buddy. Hang on! There's hope for your condition!


Calm down there guy
 
2014-01-15 11:41:17 PM

Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.

I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.

Just sayin...

Ok, you submitted it, used "selfie" completely out of context, and are calling me out?

It's not really trivial either. A thief taking a "selfie" with a security camera is a lot more interesting than a thief caught on tape.


Dont be mad, just learn words mean.

Well I'm sure the severely retarded appreciate your efforts god bless you. And I hope the Make A Wish Foundation guess to you there little buddy. Hang on! There's hope for your condition!


Ahh so I did call that, on point.

Keep changing the subject.
 
2014-01-15 11:43:04 PM

scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.

I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.

Just sayin...

Ok, you submitted it, used "selfie" completely out of context, and are calling me out?

It's not really trivial either. A thief taking a "selfie" with a security camera is a lot more interesting than a thief caught on tape.


Dont be mad, just learn words mean.

Well I'm sure the severely retarded appreciate your efforts god bless you. And I hope the Make A Wish Foundation guess to you there little buddy. Hang on! There's hope for your condition!

Ahh so I did call that, on point.

Keep changing the subject.


Thank You captain obvious thank you the world has been made a better place because of you
 
2014-01-15 11:44:23 PM
Criminals are stupid. Stick that in your hat band, skippy. It will be a useful guide later.
 
2014-01-15 11:44:48 PM

Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch



Um, I'm guessing one of you is an alt of the other???
 
2014-01-15 11:45:29 PM

Hoboclown: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.

I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.

Just sayin...

Ok, you submitted it, used "selfie" completely out of context, and are calling me out?

It's not really trivial either. A thief taking a "selfie" with a security camera is a lot more interesting than a thief caught on tape.


Dont be mad, just learn words mean.

Well I'm sure the severely retarded appreciate your efforts god bless you. And I hope the Make A Wish Foundation guess to you there little buddy. Hang on! There's hope for your condition!

Calm down there guy


PMS is a biatch dude bra. I need a midol
 
2014-01-15 11:50:56 PM

Acidicnads: Hoboclown: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.

I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.

Just sayin...

Ok, you submitted it, used "selfie" completely out of context, and are calling me out?

It's not really trivial either. A thief taking a "selfie" with a security camera is a lot more interesting than a thief caught on tape.


Dont be mad, just learn words mean.

Well I'm sure the severely retarded appreciate your efforts god bless you. And I hope the Make A Wish Foundation guess to you there little buddy. Hang on! There's hope for your condition!

Calm down there guy

PMS is a biatch dude bra. I need a midol


And apparently a dictionary
 
2014-01-15 11:56:40 PM

scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: Hoboclown: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.

I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.

Just sayin...

Ok, you submitted it, used "selfie" completely out of context, and are calling me out?

It's not really trivial either. A thief taking a "selfie" with a security camera is a lot more interesting than a thief caught on tape.


Dont be mad, just learn words mean.

Well I'm sure the severely retarded appreciate your efforts god bless you. And I hope the Make A Wish Foundation guess to you there little buddy. Hang on! There's hope for your condition!

Calm down there guy

PMS is a biatch dude bra. I need a midol

And apparently a dictionary


Hey! That was addressed to you. Where does roses dictionaries concerned you can go find a Cali laughter and go try beaver trap it in the back of those with Ma
 
2014-01-15 11:58:50 PM
He clicked his heels together and said "there's no place like someone else home".
 
2014-01-16 12:13:25 AM
Some people are not bright enough to be criminals. But they give us all such pleasure when they try. I'm sure his new, uh, room mates will have a good laugh at his expense, and then give him a swirly before they rape his ass.
 
2014-01-16 12:16:15 AM
www.movieactors.com

/old
//Goldie Hawn was hawt.
 
2014-01-16 12:19:05 AM
Never get in a land war with a word Nazi
 
2014-01-16 12:19:17 AM
That whole article seemed like one long list of petty criminal charges.
 
2014-01-16 12:19:27 AM

scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: Yes. Mr. "I want to point you a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.
I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.


I would be. I had to put that farker on ignore. Ignore!!

/I didn't, but i might if you guys don't shut up
 
2014-01-16 12:23:10 AM
When I saw the pic I thought the dude looked like a Lafittian. I figured Red Bean Rd though.Not being bigoted but he was rocking the look. I got family down in that area so I see it a lot.
 
2014-01-16 12:35:10 AM

trappedspirit: buzzcut73: I'm no social scientist (I'm actually studying real science at the moment), but there seems to be a strong corrolation between neck tattoos and the likelihood that a person is engaged in criminal activity. I imagine somebody that is interested in a graduate degree in the social sciences could turn that hypothesis into a dissertation with enough research.

Hmm, interesting theory...

[i141.photobucket.com image 610x629]


no big deal, but you may want to re-think the color scheme, seeing as I have had two tats on both forearms for more than 30 years and I've been a professional in the customer service industry for more than 20 of those years. 
Just sayin...
 
2014-01-16 12:40:06 AM

FrancoFile: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch

Um, I'm guessing one of you is an alt of the other???


SOCK PUPPET FIGHT!
 
2014-01-16 12:54:06 AM
"Taking a selfie" sounds like masturbation...
 
2014-01-16 02:26:14 AM
"But ya honar that pitcha shows a dude wit whites in is eyes, I don have no whites'n my eyes. Case dismissed yo, I'm out!"

*mic drops*


imgick.nola.com
 
2014-01-16 05:17:38 AM

Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: Hoboclown: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: Acidicnads: scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?

Yes. Mr. "I want to point out a trivial point to prove how smart I am." Yes that is fairly obvious and we all think you're really special.

I'm intimidated by your ability to talk trash on a website.

Just sayin...

Ok, you submitted it, used "selfie" completely out of context, and are calling me out?

It's not really trivial either. A thief taking a "selfie" with a security camera is a lot more interesting than a thief caught on tape.


Dont be mad, just learn words mean.

Well I'm sure the severely retarded appreciate your efforts god bless you. And I hope the Make A Wish Foundation guess to you there little buddy. Hang on! There's hope for your condition!

Calm down there guy

PMS is a biatch dude bra. I need a midol

And apparently a dictionary

Hey! That was addressed to you. Where does roses dictionaries concerned you can go find a Cali laughter and go try beaver trap it in the back of those with Ma


lolwut?
 
2014-01-16 06:30:43 AM
Now every picture is either a photobomb or a selfie. sigh...

/dontwanttoliveonthisplanet.jpg
 
2014-01-16 07:42:34 AM

trappedspirit: buzzcut73: I'm no social scientist (I'm actually studying real science at the moment), but there seems to be a strong corrolation between neck tattoos and the likelihood that a person is engaged in criminal activity. I imagine somebody that is interested in a graduate degree in the social sciences could turn that hypothesis into a dissertation with enough research.

Hmm, interesting theory...

[i141.photobucket.com image 610x629]


I have tattoos on my forearms, and I have a job that pays taxes. Though to be fair I guess I am costing you all taxes too, since I work for the government and I am posting here on fark instead of doing my actual job.
 
2014-01-16 07:54:24 AM

buzzcut73: I'm no social scientist (I'm actually studying real science at the moment), but there seems to be a strong corrolation between neck tattoos and the likelihood that a person is engaged in criminal activity. I imagine somebody that is interested in a graduate degree in the social sciences could turn that hypothesis into a dissertation with enough research.

http://sripp.webs.com/apps/blog/show/6882526
 
2014-01-16 08:03:19 AM

Raktastic: "But ya honar that pitcha shows a dude wit whites in is eyes, I don have no whites'n my eyes. Case dismissed yo, I'm out!"

*mic drops*


If he brought a mic to court just to drop it, I'd give him mad props. I'd love to be there to see that. I'd be all like "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn". I'd also love to see how the judge hands down his sentance. It'd be tight, yo.

/I don't really talk like that.

I used to sell/install CCTV camera systems. Mostly to hotels and fast food places. I got to see this once instance our cameras picked up with a McDonalds night manager. She apparently decided to keep the entire night's take. So there she is in the office after counting the money, and instead of sticking it in the deposit bag, she pulls a manilla envelope out of her purse and starts shoving the money in. As she is doing this, she looks as the camera system monitor (which has been there for about a month now) and notices that it's showing her being recorded. Well that's not good, right? But how to solve this problem? She hits upon a solution. She uplugs the monitor and goes back to shoving money in her purse.

Now, I can't see how she thought any part of this plan was a good idea. Even if she did something *remotely* smart and unplugged the camera system, she still would have been recorded reaching up to turn off the DVR. The system is in the office with a camera watching both the DVR and it's power supply. And even if she got around that, there is the matter of the missing money. Fast food places have computers that know how much money they made. Is the day manager suppose to walk in, look in the safe, and say "Only 47 cents? Must have been a slow night. Oh well."?

The fark is wrong with people?
 
2014-01-16 08:26:53 AM

scotchcrotch: So any image of someone is now considered a selfie?


I was wondering about that. Not unless the perp turned on the security camera and then stood in front of it.

I'd give a pass to Subby if the crook actually stood in front of the camera and did the two finger duck-lips thing.
 
2014-01-16 08:38:36 AM

dpzum1: trappedspirit: buzzcut73: I'm no social scientist (I'm actually studying real science at the moment), but there seems to be a strong corrolation between neck tattoos and the likelihood that a person is engaged in criminal activity. I imagine somebody that is interested in a graduate degree in the social sciences could turn that hypothesis into a dissertation with enough research.

Hmm, interesting theory...

[i141.photobucket.com image 610x629]

no big deal, but you may want to re-think the color scheme, seeing as I have had two tats on both forearms for more than 30 years and I've been a professional in the customer service industry for more than 20 of those years. 
Just sayin...


I think the important thing is that he's wearing a hoodie.
 
2014-01-16 09:01:47 AM
If you Google Street View his address, he has an ADT sign at his house.
 
2014-01-16 09:09:34 AM

bigworld2000: If you Google Street View his address, he has an ADT sign at his house.


He probably stole that.
 
2014-01-16 09:10:42 AM
Formally, a "selfie" is "a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held digital camera." And it is usually assumed that the subject is in direct control of the camera. However, it is within reasonable bounds of artistic license to say that a burglar who walks directly up to a security camera and stares into it has intentionally, if not necessarily wittingly, taken a selfie.

In any event, it was the word used in the original link's headline, and I have no compunction about cannibalizing original material (what is Fark, if not a massive Internet recycler?).

Grammar Nazis and Grammar-Nazi Nazis should calm down and recognize that our real enemies are people who confuse "their," "they're," and "there."

/subby
 
2014-01-16 09:17:47 AM
The hoodie nicely frames the target.
 
2014-01-16 11:02:21 AM
i.usatoday.net
 
2014-01-16 12:16:23 PM

saburai: Formally, a "selfie" is "a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held digital camera." And it is usually assumed that the subject is in direct control of the camera. However, it is within reasonable bounds of artistic license to say that a burglar who walks directly up to a security camera and stares into it has intentionally, if not necessarily wittingly, taken a selfie.

In any event, it was the word used in the original link's headline, and I have no compunction about cannibalizing original material (what is Fark, if not a massive Internet recycler?).

Grammar Nazis and Grammar-Nazi Nazis should calm down and recognize that our real enemies are people who confuse "their," "they're," and "there."

/subby


Wrong.  There is a difference between a "self portrait" and a "portrait of you".

A self portrait (where selfie comes from) is one made by you.
 
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