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(Daily Mail)   Man captures runaway bull with: A) red cape, B) sexy heifer, or C) vodak-soaked grain   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 17
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2014-01-15 08:01:36 PM
Moo*HIC*Mooo*HIC*Ooooooo
 
2014-01-15 08:01:37 PM
northhigh73.com
 
2014-01-15 08:06:07 PM
Farker Bull.
 
2014-01-15 08:10:25 PM
Seems like a good idea. Would you rather try to wrestle a thousand pounds of muscle, or outsmart a cow?
 
2014-01-15 08:14:13 PM
One of these ?

blog.foodfan.dk
 
2014-01-15 08:20:41 PM
I hope they gave him some aspirin and V-8 the next morning.
 
2014-01-15 08:21:44 PM

Harry_Seldon: I hope they gave him some aspirin and V-8 the next morning.


I wonder if the bull pissed himself?
 
2014-01-15 08:25:16 PM
Da fuk is Vodak?
 
2014-01-15 08:48:20 PM

Yorkazuna: Da fuk is Vodak?


YOu've been here since 2010. If you do not know by now, I ain't tellin ya.
 
2014-01-15 09:02:13 PM

Yorkazuna: Da fuk is Vodak?


Gene Masseth
 
2014-01-15 09:12:11 PM

Mentalpatient87: Seems like a good idea. Would you rather try to wrestle a thousand pounds of muscle, or outsmart a cow?


Yeah, but THREE Bottles!?! I hope there's a reward, like four bottles of Vodak, or ya didn't outsmart the cow.
 
2014-01-15 09:22:59 PM
TIL that Germany needs some cowboys. Even in dense forest, that would be a 30 minute chore to a bunch of dudes I know. Wouldn't matter how raunchy the bull either. On a more direct note, this farmer needs to embrace the lessons taught by Pavlov, cattle are VERY trainable, once they associate a noise with food.

/yes, I realize I opened myself up to "gay cowboy" jabs. GFY
 
2014-01-15 09:34:38 PM
2 bottles and he finally slowed down.  What is his fark handle?
 
2014-01-15 09:44:42 PM
That could have gone bad.  Drunk and disorderly bull.
 
2014-01-15 10:24:23 PM
i29.photobucket.com

That bull is lucky.  I've heard the wolves in the Bavarian Forest get quite large and aggresive.
 
2014-01-16 04:01:23 AM
Why does the file photo of a bull have a smouldering joint hanging from the corner of its mouth?
 
2014-01-16 07:13:41 AM
Whats the bulls fark handle?
 
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