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(Daily Mail)   CA teen decides he'd like to spend the rest of his life lounging on piles of money rather than working for a living, and Kanye West graciously obliges him. Tag is for all parties involves   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 99
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2014-01-15 04:00:45 PM
Imagine if he had called her a hobbit.
 
2014-01-15 04:02:39 PM
I think that Kanye is a dickhole, but in this case I agree with him. The guy deserved an ass kicking.
 
2014-01-15 04:06:38 PM
Huh. Is it possible to hope that everyone involved in this discussion -including the paparazzi- gets raped by a bear?
 
2014-01-15 04:11:02 PM

what_now: Huh. Is it possible to hope that everyone involved in this discussion -including the paparazzi- gets raped by a bear?



It is now.
 
2014-01-15 05:35:01 PM

Blues_X: I think that Kanye is a dickhole, but in this case I agree with him. The guy deserved an ass kicking.


Yep.
 
2014-01-15 05:52:05 PM
I don't think he'll(KW) be charged. I imagine if he'd (the teen)used that same language with an AA cop he would fall down the stairs on the way to a holding cell.
 
2014-01-15 05:55:43 PM
Do you like fishsticks?
 
2014-01-15 07:01:00 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

He does have quite the punchable face.
 
2014-01-15 07:57:52 PM
Beating the shiat out of a defenseless victim in full view of the public is only a misdemeanor?
 
2014-01-15 08:00:25 PM

Blues_X: I think that Kanye is a dickhole, but in this case I agree with him. The guy deserved an ass kicking.


agreed.
 
2014-01-15 08:03:26 PM
The kid absolutely deserved t have his ass kicked. However, Kanye was an idiot for doing it himself, in a public place, with witnesses.
He'll probably wind up having to pay the kid off now, to keep it out of court.
The correct solution would have been to arrange for one of your numerous sycophant hangers-on to encounter the kid later in the day in an alley.
 
2014-01-15 08:05:49 PM

Penny_Ante: The kid absolutely deserved t have his ass kicked. However, Kanye was an idiot for doing it himself, in a public place, with witnesses.
He'll probably wind up having to pay the kid off now, to keep it out of court.
The correct solution would have been to arrange for one of your numerous sycophant hangers-on to encounter the kid later in the day in an alley.


You're smart. If you get famous, I'll volunteer for one of the sycophant positions.
 
2014-01-15 08:12:24 PM

sithon: I don't think he'll(KW) be charged. I imagine if he'd (the teen)used that same language with an AA cop he would fall down the stairs on the way to a holding cell.


Alcoholics Anonymous has cops?
 
2014-01-15 08:14:55 PM
So when is his next Tourettes?
 
2014-01-15 08:19:38 PM
She walked twice from the car to the door for the sake of the photographers. That's her "work", these days I guess.

And if the kid really made the comments, then ha ha, did you enjoy your beating?
 
2014-01-15 08:19:43 PM
Chiropractors are all phonies.
 
2014-01-15 08:19:55 PM
Maybe he and Bieber can share a cell.
 
2014-01-15 08:23:27 PM
It takes a special kind of person to get me on Kanye's side
 
2014-01-15 08:23:59 PM
Have any witnesses confirmed Kanye and Kims story?  I'm not saying the kid isn't an asshole and didn't say shiat but I'm trying to separate the truth from the exaggeration
 
2014-01-15 08:25:02 PM
So, this was all staged, right?
 
2014-01-15 08:30:40 PM
Kim, 33, later claimed she had her life threatened by the teenager.
The reality star filed a police report against the man who reportedly called her a 'n***** lover' and screamed 'I will kill you s***' in a wild rant in front of hoards of paparazzi.
The teenager was allegedly jumping up and down, screaming 'n*****' and 'f*****' at photographers when Kardashian arrived at a Beverly Hills furniture store on Monday. When she told him not to use the n-word, he turned on her, according to
The teenager is said to have screamed at Kardashian: 'F*** you biatch. Just trying to help you. Shut up n***** lover, stupid s***.'
The bizarre confrontation escalated when Kardashian called West, 36, during the incident.
Then, according to TMZ, 'when the guy realized Kanye was on the phone he allegedly said, 'F*** you n*****' so that the rap star could hear.



IANAL, but I think if this is all true, and police can corroborate it with witnesses, then Kanye may get in very little trouble over this. You can actually mitigate someone's culpability in punchifying your face by using "fighting words"... Speech which is obviously and intentionally inflammatory and is by it's very nature intended to be a breach of the peace. If that kind of hate speech wouldn't qualify then nothing would. The only tricky part I could think is that Kanye had to come to the scene to do the punchifying, but I don't know the law well enough to know if that would actually make a difference or not (and Kanye can afford really good lawyers, so maybe it won't matter).

But overall I think this kid's biggest crime is making me feel sympathy for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. For that alone I think the kid should get the electric chair.
 
2014-01-15 08:35:31 PM
Motherfarker got Westboro'd.
 
2014-01-15 08:39:33 PM
Kanye has other legal problems because of his anger. This latest one could be a multiplier. Probably not, since this is L.A.
 
2014-01-15 08:41:28 PM
Man, what level of douche does one need to be to make Kanye look like the sympathetic figure in this episode???
 
2014-01-15 08:42:20 PM

Watubi: It takes a special kind of person to get me on Kanye's side


Yeah, right there with you. The idiot can't claim he didn't provoke the assault, and Kanye should be able to countercharge the little scumsack with a hate crime. No way does this piece of crap deserve a single penny in payoff money.
 
2014-01-15 08:46:16 PM
I'm detecting a new cottage industry in L.A. Publicly trolling Kanye West. All you gotta do is hire some people to rile him up and set you up as the target.

Tout #1: "Hey Kanye, did you hear Ben diss your clothing line?"

Tout #2: "Sup Kanye? Ben thinks your wife is fat."

Tout #3: "Kanye! Ben says your mom's fake breasts are stiffer than her corpse!"

(Appear around the corner wearing a t-shirt labeled 'Ben'.)
You: "Hello Kanye."

Instant settlement.
 
2014-01-15 08:46:31 PM
Trolling famous people online: waste of time
Trolling famous people in real life: profit

Someone should have listened when Jay-Z said "if I shoot you, I'm brainless/you shoot me you're famous"
 
2014-01-15 08:51:26 PM
Teenagers go to chiropractors?  This smells like bullshoot.  Plus, wouldn't someone of their level of fame have the chiropractor come to them to avoid this kind of thing?
 
2014-01-15 08:51:50 PM

mongbiohazard: If that kind of hate speech wouldn't qualify then nothing would.


I think in that case you would need to prove that Kim Kardashian is not a "n*gger [loving]," "stupid slut," since it ain't slander if it's true.
 
2014-01-15 08:54:22 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: mongbiohazard: If that kind of hate speech wouldn't qualify then nothing would.

I think in that case you would need to prove that Kim Kardashian is not a "n*gger [loving]," "stupid slut," since it ain't slander if it's true.



Aren't you a sweetheart - bless your heart. Of course I mean that in the traditional southern sense of the phrase.
 
2014-01-15 08:59:32 PM
If he's anything like other young people I've met and worked with from Beverly Hills he's deserved getting his ass beat for years.
 
2014-01-15 09:00:36 PM
You just look at a dickhead like that, and ask, "You done yet, shiathead?" If they hit you, only then do you beat them until boredom sets in. Kanye mishandled this, and it's going to be expensive for him. Oh, well.
 
2014-01-15 09:02:03 PM
He deserved the beating for making me have to agree with Kanye!
 
2014-01-15 09:02:04 PM

PhiloeBedoe: Teenagers go to chiropractors?


In Beverly Hills house cats go to chiropractors.
 
2014-01-15 09:08:43 PM

styckx: Have any witnesses confirmed Kanye and Kims story?  I'm not saying the kid isn't an asshole and didn't say shiat but I'm trying to separate the truth from the exaggeration


Insults are not a justifiable reason to assultt someone.
 
2014-01-15 09:14:32 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: mongbiohazard: If that kind of hate speech wouldn't qualify then nothing would.

I think in that case you would need to prove that Kim Kardashian is not a "n*gger [loving]," "stupid slut," since it ain't slander if it's true.


Dno't know about you, but in my book black people aren't ni**ers.
 
2014-01-15 09:15:30 PM
Doesnt fishdick refer to himself as a N***** in like every one of his damn songs.  Technically, the kids got a point
 
2014-01-15 09:16:19 PM

A. Snatchfold: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: mongbiohazard: If that kind of hate speech wouldn't qualify then nothing would.

I think in that case you would need to prove that Kim Kardashian is not a "n*gger [loving]," "stupid slut," since it ain't slander if it's true.

Dno't know about you, but in my book black people aren't ni**ers.


*don't* that is.

/when will I learn that preview is my friend...
 
2014-01-15 09:32:51 PM

Warlordtrooper: styckx: Have any witnesses confirmed Kanye and Kims story?  I'm not saying the kid isn't an asshole and didn't say shiat but I'm trying to separate the truth from the exaggeration

Insults are not a justifiable reason to assultt someone.


That's actually not always true, at least from a legal perspective.
 
2014-01-15 09:37:57 PM

A. Snatchfold: A. Snatchfold: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: mongbiohazard: If that kind of hate speech wouldn't qualify then nothing would.

I think in that case you would need to prove that Kim Kardashian is not a "n*gger [loving]," "stupid slut," since it ain't slander if it's true.

Dno't know about you, but in my book black people aren't ni**ers.

*don't* that is.

/when will I learn that preview is my friend...


You'd just have to find one instance of a lyric in which Kanye calls himself one to argue that Kim loves them.

I just think it would be a funny court case.
 
2014-01-15 09:48:10 PM

forgotmydamnusername: You just look at a dickhead like that, and ask, "You done yet, shiathead?" If they hit you, only then do you beat them until boredom sets in. Kanye mishandled this, and it's going to be expensive for him. Oh, well.


I don't understand why Kim called Kanye in the first place, unless she's a co-conspirator in this incident.

If a stranger says something rude like that to me, I'll either punch him myself (unlikely) or keep going about my business.

The sound of her whining on the phone would be enough to send anyone, man or woman, into a murderous rage. Regardless of that, the racist sh*thead deserved what he got.

Add me to the list of people who resent being made to feel sympathy for Kanye West.
 
2014-01-15 09:49:10 PM
Who said anything about slander?
 
2014-01-15 09:55:19 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: A. Snatchfold: A. Snatchfold: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: mongbiohazard: If that kind of hate speech wouldn't qualify then nothing would.

I think in that case you would need to prove that Kim Kardashian is not a "n*gger [loving]," "stupid slut," since it ain't slander if it's true.

Dno't know about you, but in my book black people aren't ni**ers.

*don't* that is.

/when will I learn that preview is my friend...

You'd just have to find one instance of a lyric in which Kanye calls himself one to argue that Kim loves them.

I just think it would be a funny court case.


Again, slander is not an issue here.

Hate speech and slander are two separate things. Do you understand that, or do you want to keep using your ignorance as an excuse to call someone that word?

It's always based on ignorance; the question here is the source of that (your) ignorance.
 
2014-01-15 09:55:34 PM

what_now: Huh. Is it possible to hope that everyone involved in this discussion -including the paparazzi- gets raped by a bear?


What kind of bear?
 
2014-01-15 10:03:58 PM
The kid deserved it, but if I had kanye money I don't think anything anybody said to me could piss me off enough to get me to beat them...I think ild just laugh, drive off in my lambo and go home and swim in my swimming pool filled with cash and diamonds.
 
2014-01-15 10:07:50 PM
She has a really fat ass.

come at me bro
 
2014-01-15 10:12:18 PM
"Imma finish you, lad."
 
2014-01-15 10:16:51 PM
When I hear everyone going on about "that word" I picture the two moms on the phone from A Christmas Story talking about where Ralphie heard "fudge"

There has got to be a statue of limitations on the N word.

\"Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations"
 
2014-01-15 10:25:40 PM
Or the kid told her she had a fat ass, and Kanye decided to prove he was "hood" and then immediately realized his error in his ways and called his attorney, who called his "fixer" and told kanye and kim exactly what to tell the police and press.
 
2014-01-15 10:28:24 PM

jaytkay: She walked twice from the car to the door for the sake of the photographers. That's her "work", these days I guess.

And if the kid really made the comments, then ha ha, did you enjoy your beating?


I thought she was hesitating because of the kid freaking her out.
 
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