tripleseven: yourdogwantsplacenta: tripleseven: yourdogwantsplacenta: mbillips: tripleseven: "A ufia"You only use "an" if phonetically the would begins with a vowel sound.It's an acronym, pronounced "oofya!" The exclamation point is required.See, I never would have thought to pronounce it that way.Another one that bugs me..."An historic"No. No. No. No you farking moron...Unless you are British or austrailian, just no.I've only heard that one from New Yorkers that can't seem to pronounce the first 'h' in a word.Thus, "a historic moment" is rendered "an istoric moment"You actually hear it in media all the time.Like nails on a chalkboard.
K3rmy: 4tehsnowflakes:(we have already established you are willing butt-whores - we are simply haggling over the price)
kerrigand: Somaticasual: Anyone else find it revolting that the payout for this is roughly the same as a wrongful death settlement?I don't know .... His ass has done and been wiped and by the cops, so his ass is now worthless.
4tehsnowflakes: I dunno, man. For that kind of money 4ts would let 'em poke around back there for a while.
Buttknuckle: I wouldn't mind being fisted for that kind of money!
Somaticasual: Anyone else find it revolting that the payout for this is roughly the same as a wrongful death settlement?
Glitchwerks: Police also brought in a drug-sniffing dog, which detected something in the driver's seat.Bullshiat. The officer just said the dog detected something.How the hell does anyone look like they are "clenching their buttocks" anyway?
Sin_City_Superhero: Oh, it's going to be a lot more than that, subby:
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