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(PoliceOne)   What's an UFIA worth? In New Mexico, $1.6 million   ( policeone.com) divider line
    More: Followup, UFIA, New Mexico, anal probing, Hidalgo County  
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6866 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2014 at 4:36 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-15 05:22:13 PM  
2 votes:
Well, to correct subby, it's probably more like 800k-900k.  The best gig is to be the lawyer of a poor schmuck who got UFIAd and collect about 700k while maintaining rectal integrity.
2014-01-15 05:00:32 PM  
2 votes:

tripleseven: yourdogwantsplacenta: tripleseven: yourdogwantsplacenta: mbillips: tripleseven: "A ufia"

You only use "an" if phonetically the would begins with a vowel sound.

It's an acronym, pronounced "oofya!" The exclamation point is required.

See, I never would have thought to pronounce it that way.

Another one that bugs me...

"An historic"

No. No. No. No you farking moron...


Unless you are British or austrailian, just no.

I've only heard that one from New Yorkers that can't seem to pronounce the first 'h' in a word.

Thus, "a historic moment" is rendered "an istoric moment"

You actually hear it in media all the time.

Like nails on a chalkboard.


Don't you mean "...nails on AN chalkboard"?
2014-01-15 06:26:10 PM  
1 vote:

K3rmy: 4tehsnowflakes:

(we have already established you are willing butt-whores - we are simply haggling over the price)


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2014-01-15 06:10:56 PM  
1 vote:

kerrigand: Somaticasual: Anyone else find it revolting that the payout for this is roughly the same as a wrongful death settlement?

I don't know .... His ass has done and been wiped and by the cops, so his ass is now worthless.


Casual, where do you get that a wrongful death claim against a drunk driver pays $1.75M?  The truth is it varies.  It's a grim business, calculating the value of a life lost, but it is done.  You look at things like how many years the person had left and calculate the lost earning potential.  As ugly as it sounds, the civil suit cost of wrongfully offing a 72 year old with few skills is likely to be a lot less than for a 32 year old engineer with an MBA.

This case settles high because rape.  Rape-rape?  If the jury is made to see the LEO's and medical personnel as rapists, no telling what it might do with the county's or hospital's money.
2014-01-15 05:58:04 PM  
1 vote:

4tehsnowflakes: I dunno, man.  For that kind of money 4ts would let 'em poke around back there for a while.


Buttknuckle: I wouldn't mind being fisted for that kind of money!


How about for a nickel?

(we have already established you are willing butt-whores - we are simply haggling over the price)
2014-01-15 05:28:04 PM  
1 vote:

Somaticasual: Anyone else find it revolting that the payout for this is roughly the same as a wrongful death settlement?


I don't know, what he went though was a real pain in the ass.
2014-01-15 05:03:29 PM  
1 vote:

Glitchwerks: Police also brought in a drug-sniffing dog, which detected something in the driver's seat.

Bullshiat.  The officer just said the dog detected something.

How the hell does anyone look like they are "clenching their buttocks" anyway?


See Penn State football camp when the coaches walked by.
2014-01-15 04:47:02 PM  
1 vote:
Who doesn't clench their buttox when in proximity to a police officer?
m00
2014-01-15 04:44:59 PM  
1 vote:

4tehsnowflakes: I dunno, man.  For that kind of money 4ts would let 'em poke around back there for a while.


Yeah, I was just cooking up a scheme to drive/walk around New Mexico donut shops with a clenched butt. Like I do a funny walk with my hands on my butt and if cops are like "are you okay?" I act suspicious (which tbh isn't hard around a cop). Then later I could claim I had a back spasm and that was the only comfortable way of walking.
2014-01-15 04:44:55 PM  
1 vote:

4tehsnowflakes: I dunno, man.  For that kind of money 4ts would let 'em poke around back there for a while.


This. They can feel free to use a couple fingers if they'd like to. Righteous bucks.
2014-01-15 04:39:05 PM  
1 vote:
New Mexico anal probe?
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2014-01-15 03:54:54 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: Oh, it's going to be a lot more than that, subby:


If it had been my wife, I'd get the money.
But some cops would get disappeared.

Yeah, I know. Dig the holes first.
You think this is my first rodeo in the desert?
2014-01-15 03:27:50 PM  
1 vote:
I dunno, man.  For that kind of money 4ts would let 'em poke around back there for a while.
 
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