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(Daily Mail)   McDonalds to stingy Korean pensioners: "You go now. You be here four hour"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-01-15 03:54:00 PM
4 votes:

NFA: It was one ridiculous claim after another, like a contest of who could tell the greatest Obama lie.


Did I ever tell you about the time Obama went hunting? Well anyway, Obama decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleegle.
2014-01-15 02:28:07 PM
4 votes:
McDonald's at war... with a gang of gossiping Korean pensioners: Burger chain calls police over seniors it claims spend their days hogging booths at NY branch chatting over shared $1 bag of fries

You can have the same problems with magicians

www.watchcartoononline.com
2014-01-15 04:27:34 PM
2 votes:
They need to start playing the rap music really loudly.

Seniors don't like the rap music.
NFA [TotalFark]
2014-01-15 03:13:45 PM
2 votes:

NFA: LordZorch: While in some cultures this is perfectly normal and acceptable behavior, it isn't in most US locations.  I remember having to toss out church groups that would take over the pizzeria I worked at for hours and not spend $40 between the 50 of them.

A couple weeks ago I had my car's transmission serviced.  While waiting I walked to a nearby Dunkin Donuts.  I ordered a breakfast sandwich and sat down.  There was a group of 7 or 8 retirees (all men).  Each had only a small coffee in front of them.  They shouted and raved about Obama, calling him every imaginable racial epithet.   All shouted of course.  The N word was used at least once a minute.  No one other than myself sat down to eat.  I finally got so annoyed with their ignorance that I chose to go out into the cold rather then listen to their hatred.  They just said the most ridiculous things, none of with was based in reality.  One man shouted that Obama refused to speak with congress and every time congress asked him to speak with them, he refused and dared them to impeach him.  He added that congress was a bunch of cowards because they wouldn't take him up on his dare.  It was one ridiculous claim after another, like a contest of who could tell the greatest Obama lie.  Of course every sentence contained a very loud F-bomb or the N word or something like that.

Yet, the business owner did nothing.


Additional comment:  I have access to a printer which makes labels like bumper stickers.  I've thought of going back there and telling them that there is a new political movement to oust congress and impeach Obama.  The new political party is called The Lemon Party.  I thought it would be hilarious to then hand out bumper stickers saying Proud Member of The Lemon Party.
2014-01-15 05:24:24 PM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: Shostie: NFA: It was one ridiculous claim after another, like a contest of who could tell the greatest Obama lie.

Did I ever tell you about the time Obama went hunting? Well anyway, Obama decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleegle.

I heard Obama has a toenail on the end of his penis.


Well I heard that at Obama's bachelor party, he ate the entire cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it.
2014-01-15 04:48:10 PM
1 votes:
I still love how Pinette was responsible for the fall of Seinfeld.
2014-01-15 04:44:51 PM
1 votes:

waterrockets: Sounds like it's time for a modern rock theme for that McDonalds. Strobes and loud music. Maybe replace all seating with bolted stools.


Some sort of....Rock 'n Roll McDonald's?

/RIP Wesley
2014-01-15 04:44:21 PM
1 votes:
When I was in college, I had a shiatty job (so many of my stories start that way) at a casual seafood restaurant we all lovingly called the "Low Class Red Lobster". The average age of our patrons was about 72.

This place sold fried seafood in entree and appetizer sized portions, and had a senior discount from 4-6 pm. Our rush was 430-530.

Some of these people would show up, split an appetizer size of fried seafood, and ask for waters with extra lemon and sugar. Total check, less than $10. for a party of three.

Some of them were lovely, and would offer hard candies with minimal lint, but some of them were the meanest, most spiteful human beings who would hang out and request multiple refils of "water" with more lemon and sugar, and biatch about the service.
2014-01-15 04:37:19 PM
1 votes:
This is what my dentist's dad looks like, no joke.

upload.wikimedia.org
2014-01-15 04:33:57 PM
1 votes:

WippitGuud: ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 630x426]

Yu eet yike fwee wiwwy!


You eet rike free wirry!

/"Two tickets Free Wirry"
//"What?"
///"Two tickets Free Wirry!"
////"Pick a movie from up there!"
2014-01-15 04:30:51 PM
1 votes:

NFA: NFA: LordZorch: While in some cultures this is perfectly normal and acceptable behavior, it isn't in most US locations.  I remember having to toss out church groups that would take over the pizzeria I worked at for hours and not spend $40 between the 50 of them.

A couple weeks ago I had my car's transmission serviced.  While waiting I walked to a nearby Dunkin Donuts.  I ordered a breakfast sandwich and sat down.  There was a group of 7 or 8 retirees (all men).  Each had only a small coffee in front of them.  They shouted and raved about Obama, calling him every imaginable racial epithet.   All shouted of course.  The N word was used at least once a minute.  No one other than myself sat down to eat.  I finally got so annoyed with their ignorance that I chose to go out into the cold rather then listen to their hatred.  They just said the most ridiculous things, none of with was based in reality.  One man shouted that Obama refused to speak with congress and every time congress asked him to speak with them, he refused and dared them to impeach him.  He added that congress was a bunch of cowards because they wouldn't take him up on his dare.  It was one ridiculous claim after another, like a contest of who could tell the greatest Obama lie.  Of course every sentence contained a very loud F-bomb or the N word or something like that.

Yet, the business owner did nothing.

Additional comment:  I have access to a printer which makes labels like bumper stickers.  I've thought of going back there and telling them that there is a new political movement to oust congress and impeach Obama.  The new political party is called The Lemon Party.  I thought it would be hilarious to then hand out bumper stickers saying Proud Member of The Lemon Party.


A little after the 2008 election, when Palin was at her full derpitude, some people, not me of course, printed up some flyers that were anti Obama and anti Rino, and proclaimed that there was a new party for people tired of the same old lemons, The Lemon Party, and had the website to the Lemon Party website on it. These were pasted up all over a couple of towns. I was always curious about how much that websites traffic spike in the days and weeks after those were posted.
2014-01-15 04:24:50 PM
1 votes:
Don't mention the war./they started it!!
2014-01-15 04:20:08 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-15 02:57:09 PM
1 votes:
www.quickmeme.com
 
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