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(Betabeat)   Exactly what the NSA wants you to think   (betabeat.com) divider line 20
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9573 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2014 at 3:34 PM (26 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-15 03:14:03 PM
*waves to agents reading this thread*
 
2014-01-15 03:38:39 PM
Sounds like a challenge.
 
2014-01-15 03:40:58 PM
 
2014-01-15 03:41:48 PM
Did the Obvious tag get lost?

Fapp's Digital Survival Rule #1: There can be no expectation of privacy. Anywhere.
 
2014-01-15 03:43:57 PM
That's what I want them to want me to think...
 
2014-01-15 03:50:13 PM
Dear Paranoid Sext Fiends,

We find iit hilarious that you are spending money on wireless caller plans so you can send obscene roleplaying texts to another person when it would probably be more financially sound and probably more convenient to use an IRC client. Also, stop making the rest of us perverts look bad.

Sincerely,

rjakobi (TF)

PS: seriously, wait until you get back to your computer, farkwit.
 
2014-01-15 03:52:18 PM
Send the NSA Goatsee. More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
 
2014-01-15 03:52:39 PM
considering it is Phil, i am giving him the benefit of the doubt
 
2014-01-15 04:03:55 PM

fappomatic: Did the Obvious tag get lost?

Fapp's Digital Survival Rule #1: There can be no expectation of privacy. Anywhere.


That's why I always do a few sexy poses whenever I do the needful, I assume the NSA appreciates the effort.
 
2014-01-15 04:05:11 PM
There's a huge battle for basic privacy in the digital age. The US government is literally trying remove privacy from the earth, cripple internet security in ways that can be used by "good" and bad alike, and engaging in economic espionage and monitoring of undesirables. Jordan Valinsky's take on it? "Security tools are for paranoid sexting, LOL." What a coont.
 
2014-01-15 04:13:25 PM

ChipNASA: Send the NSA Goatsee. More fun than a barrel of monkeys.


What makes you think the NSA didn't create that as well?
 
2014-01-15 04:14:14 PM

rjakobi: ChipNASA: Send the NSA Goatsee. More fun than a barrel of monkeys.

What makes you think the NSA didn't create that as well?


So what you're saying is that NSA Goatsee is a Honey Hole?

What about the Pickle Incident?
 
2014-01-15 04:42:09 PM
What a lousy picture. Fortunately, I developed an image enhancement algorithm that I can run things thru, so here's what it actually looks like:
i39.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-15 04:46:48 PM

ChipNASA: Send the NSA Goatsee. More fun than a barrel of monkeys.


Better yet. Encode an innocuous message in a gif version of the goatse.cx picture.
Reference the encoded message in an E-mail and send the file to a friend.

/The message must be "Did you enjoy looking at the inside of a man's ass?"
 
2014-01-15 04:53:16 PM
I accidentally sent dick pics to everyone in my address book once...  Boy did I have to buy a lot of stamps.
 
2014-01-15 06:01:58 PM
Uh, yeah.
 
2014-01-15 06:18:19 PM
Heh.

The NSA has pictures of my junk.

Enjoy, guys. :)
 
2014-01-15 06:20:35 PM
Doesn't the FCC have issues with people bringing in and using encrypted crap from overseas? I remember back in the day software for communicating live over the net was "restricted" in various ways.

Been many years since I bothered looking at the info so it may have changed but it doesn't seem like something they would allow as legal when it specifically does what they don't want it to. Plus, FOREIGNERS ya'll.

Or are they making one for their own people and it won't be available in the US? And if it isn't, will they allow people to travel here with it?

/tangled web.
 
2014-01-15 08:10:51 PM

That Guy Jeff: The US government and Google are literally trying remove privacy from the earth, cripple internet security in ways that can be used by "good" and bad alike, and engaging in economic espionage and monitoring of undesirables.


Increased that in accuracy for you.
 
2014-01-16 09:20:42 AM
Hmm... Not *quite* enough buzzwords to make me think it's a reskinned Android distro with absolutely zero functional code changes. But it probably is, and just comes pre-loaded with an app that does ROT-13 encoding on its local files.
 
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