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(The Smoking Gun)   Where does a man wearing woman's underwear busted for a driving infraction go for his bail money? Why, Big Johnson Bail Bonds, of course   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 22
    More: Florida, Big Johnson Bail Bonds, misdemeanors, Guy Wable, motorists  
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2014-01-15 04:43:06 PM
Cuz you cant break out of her with a BIG JOHNSON!
 
2014-01-15 05:28:01 PM
It's a support thing.
 
2014-01-15 05:50:39 PM
After initiating a traffic stop, the cop discovered that driver Guy Wable, 48, "was not wearing any pants and was wearing female underwear."
This, however, is not a crime.


Whew, thank God.
 
2014-01-15 05:51:25 PM
So you got caught with a flat, well how 'bout that. But babies, don't you panic.

images.mmorpg.com
 
2014-01-15 05:53:07 PM
heard this one around Christmas....
 
2014-01-15 05:53:33 PM
Look, when I get tossed in jail for an infraction like driving without a license, possession, hitting a pedestrian, etc., I understand that that becomes public record.

My choice of undergarment while committing that crime? That's MY f*cking business and doesn't need to be shared with the media, TYVM.

Let the first guy here who hasn't driven to Lowe's in a pair of frilly lace panties cast the first stone. Hell, I could go to Lowe's right now and record video of dozens of guys in their F-150's discreetly putting jeans on over their dainty underwear in the cab of their truck.
 
2014-01-15 05:55:19 PM
That guy is my age.  That's a hard 48.

/cigs & booze for sure
//even money on meth
 
2014-01-15 05:56:13 PM

FrancoFile: That guy is my age.  That's a hard 48.

/cigs & booze for sure
//even money on meth


Hence, it's perfectly understandable that he'd want to wear something to feel pretty.
 
2014-01-15 05:57:15 PM

Theaetetus: FrancoFile: That guy is my age.  That's a hard 48.

/cigs & booze for sure
//even money on meth

Hence, it's perfectly understandable that he'd want to wear something to feel pretty.


And witty and gay?
 
2014-01-15 06:00:40 PM
After initiating a traffic stop, the cop discovered that driver Guy Wable, 48, "was not wearing any pants and was wearing female underwear."

This, however, is not a crime.


/no, but it is vomit inducing. And really, he was driving around wanking it in womens underwear. I seriously doubt he was planning on going into Lowes just wearing panties.
 
2014-01-15 06:01:43 PM

TinyFist: Look, when I get tossed in jail for an infraction like driving without a license, possession, hitting a pedestrian, etc., I understand that that becomes public record.

My choice of undergarment while committing that crime? That's MY f*cking business and doesn't need to be shared with the media, TYVM.

Let the first guy here who hasn't driven to Lowe's in a pair of frilly lace panties cast the first stone. Hell, I could go to Lowe's right now and record video of dozens of guys in their F-150's discreetly putting jeans on over their dainty underwear in the cab of their truck.


/um..wut? backs away slowly.
 
2014-01-15 06:04:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-15 06:08:42 PM
But for the grace of god........
 
2014-01-15 06:11:38 PM
The right tool for the job at hand!

/This whole thing reeks of a PR stunt by Lowe's to be honest.
 
2014-01-15 06:28:15 PM
Just on my way to Lowe's
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-15 06:30:23 PM
CSB: I bought a Big Johnson shirt (The Man with the Golden Johnson) on a middle school field trip which was confiscated by a chaperone. When the parents came to pick us up, the chaperone showed the shirt to my dad. He had a wry look in his face of disappointment and approval. He let me keep the shirt.
 
2014-01-15 06:38:40 PM
Mel? Mel Gibson? Aren't you getting too old for this shiat?

/pic kinda sorta looks like him
 
2014-01-15 06:42:08 PM
Man those Big Johnson t-shirts were pretty stupid.

/the Big Dog ones, too
 
2014-01-15 06:55:36 PM

Thelyphthoric: The right tool for the job at hand!

/This whole thing reeks of a PR stunt by Lowe's to be honest.


Bad press is better than no press, but I'd rather they just say "he was on his way to a home improvement store".
 
2014-01-15 07:10:31 PM
farm5.staticflickr.com

Walked by their Sarasota location Friday while out for lunch.  True story.
 
2014-01-15 11:33:53 PM

Whatthefark: [i.imgur.com image 427x640]


Flash back from high school: the admins made people (mainly boys) turn their shirts inside-out when they wore those shirts.
 
2014-01-16 07:28:38 AM
I had a friend who had a "Who eats Parsley?" shirt along the same vain.   He really didn't know the rest of the joke and wore around the father of his girlfriend with some ramifications.
 
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