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(Medford Mail Tribune)   Old and busted: Drunk dialing your ex-girlfriend. New and fresh: Drunk driving your car into your ex-girlfriend's home   (mailtribune.com) divider line 13
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2014-01-15 03:43:31 PM
Didn't they do that on House already?
 
2014-01-15 03:43:42 PM
Maybe it was lupus.
 
2014-01-15 03:44:56 PM
Obviously, Subby has never spent any time in Central VA.
 
2014-01-15 03:47:06 PM
I blame it on that awful "redneck crazy" song

/that's what people did when I was a kid
 
2014-01-15 03:47:50 PM
"Hey, you can't pretend you're asleep NOW! Booty call! Put on 'Smokey and the Bandit' so I can get it up!"
 
2014-01-15 03:48:51 PM
HI HONEY, I'M HOME
 
2014-01-15 03:53:40 PM
Oh man I cant wait for self driving cars.  We wont have drunk dialing after that.  It will be drunking google directions.
 
2014-01-15 04:08:20 PM

xxcorydxx: I blame it on that awful "redneck crazy" song

/that's what people did when I was a kid



I was introduced to this song by my friend that lives in South Carolina.

If she wasn't flashing every trucker we passed starting in Pennsylvania, I would have pulled over and let her out in Maryland.
 
2014-01-15 04:14:24 PM
How about doing donuts in her front yard at 2:00 a.m.?
 
2014-01-15 04:36:07 PM
www.hansa-realty.com

/approves
 
2014-01-15 04:51:19 PM
I saw this on the local news (I'm a Medfordian? Medfordite? Idk, but I live there) this morning.  All I can say is; in a city full of meth heads, it's nice to see someone abusing alcohol.
 
2014-01-15 06:56:59 PM

Phil Clinton: I saw this on the local news (I'm a Medfordian? Medfordite? Idk, but I live there) this morning.  All I can say is; in a city full of meth heads, it's nice to see someone abusing alcohol.


He could have used the booze to help with the meth come-down. The city I live in has issues with drunk tweekers. I could be wrong, but I did hear this from a drunk homeless man downtown by the river. Drunk homeless tweekers always have the best stories and the best advice on how to be successfull.
 
2014-01-15 07:24:22 PM
Don't let crazy stick it's d*ck in you.
 
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