nmrsnr: Okay, I have to admit I'm kind of amused at calling birth control "baby pesticide."
mrshowrules: I though Republicans wanted to ban Sharia Law.
serpent_sky: When your party is viewed as "pro-rape" it is time to reevaluate your stance and members.
vernonFL: After you've been married for a few years, ALL sex with your spouse is basically rape.
Uchiha_Cycliste: mrshowrules: I though Republicans wanted to ban Sharia Law.You are mistaken, they LOVE sharia law, they just hate those dirty brown folks.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: vernonFL: After you've been married for a few years, ALL sex with your spouse is basically rape.It's why you get a mistress, duh!
serpent_sky: Seriously, this is a pathos now. They can't stop talking about rape, and trying to somehow make it not a criminal act. How the fark does that even become something not only acceptable to the party at large, but seemingly the prevailing opinion?
gshepnyc: Because you cease to be a person once you are married?I'm honestly confused, because I thought Republicans valued the individual over the collective - marriage in this case being the collective. Do they even know what it is they stand for anymore?
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Sometimes it's a great way to spice up your sex life.Like when I come at my wife in a black mask with a sock full of quarters and she hits me with her taser and I wake up with a sore rectum.God I love my wife.
Fart_Machine: Not to be confused with Big Dick Black.
AurizenDarkstar: NJ DOES have rednecks
PanicMan: Someone buy this guy's wife a strap-on.
Saiga410: Why would we need to make that a crime? Shouldnt it be caught up with traditional rape charges and the added domestic battery. So we are going to make it doubly illegal?
Diogenes: This only further proves that it's really the Democrats who are conducting a war on women.
serpent_sky: Uchiha_Cycliste: mrshowrules: I though Republicans wanted to ban Sharia Law.You are mistaken, they LOVE sharia law, they just hate those dirty brown folks.They want to institute it, almost exactly, just a white Christian version of it. The question keeps coming up, but where the hell are all of the jobs these people are supposed to be creating? "Rapist" isn't a job, and rape counselors are often volunteers, so they're really going about this incorrectly.
vudukungfu: People like that need their dicks chopped off.
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