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(Mother Jones)   How secure is our weapons-grade uranium complex in Knoxville, Tennessee? So secure that it was broken into by 83-year-old antiwar activist and nun Sister Megan Rice   (motherjones.com) divider line 10
    More: Interesting, Knoxville, nuclear arms race, anti-war activists, states with nuclear weapons, National Nuclear Security Administration, uranium, Y-12 National Security Complex, Michael Walli  
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2014-01-15 11:49:13 AM
12 votes:
You obviously do not appreciate the stealthiness of the nunja
2014-01-15 02:51:11 PM
5 votes:
An 83-year-old nun is probably a pretty high-level cleric, and even a fairly low-level one could cast Silence 15' Radius, Augury, Find Traps, and several other spells that would make a burglary campaign a lot easier. Maybe she took a level or two in Thief back in her wilder days. Ever since Vatican II the church is a lot more tolerant of multi-classing.
2014-01-15 02:37:36 PM
3 votes:
Instead of all the money on fences and monitor systems, they should simply tell the local police that the nun is a tall, african american homeless man with mental health problems.  She'll be gunned down and beaten to death inside of an hour, and for millions less.
2014-01-15 03:12:41 PM
1 votes:

generallyso: MadMattressMack: Well, the only one I see regularly is at the planned parenthood up the street. Maybe they should break in and spray paint slogans on the women there to get more media coverage.

Comparing the security of a nuclear storage facility to planned Parenthood is apples and airplanes.


You can't hug an aborted baby with nuclear arms.
2014-01-15 03:04:37 PM
1 votes:
Nuns? Ok, I'll start...
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2014-01-15 02:35:34 PM
1 votes:
In the dark morning hours of July 28, 2012

Way to stay on top of things, mother jones
2014-01-15 02:34:18 PM
1 votes:

unlikely: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You obviously do not appreciate the stealthiness of the nunja

I came in here thinking I had something clever to contribute but I now recognize the feebleness of my offering.


You need to get into the habit of getting here first.
2014-01-15 02:01:12 PM
1 votes:
How secure is our weapons-grade uranium complex in Knoxville, Tennessee?

Nun of your business.
2014-01-15 01:12:23 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, but the joke is on her:  Uranium is a very heavy metal.  No way an 85 year old nun can carry enough to be a problem.
2014-01-15 12:04:24 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You obviously do not appreciate the stealthiness of the nunja


heh. well played!
 
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