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(The Atlantic)   2013 witnessed the fewest wrathful smitings by God in the last century. So whatever you're doing, keep it up America   ( divider line
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2014-01-15 12:57:59 PM  
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It's because our government is finally allowing His people the freedom to worship.

Pastafarian politician takes oath of office wearing colander on his head

2014-01-15 12:50:04 PM  
2 votes:
2014-01-15 10:38:00 AM  
2 votes:
Your god wants legal weed and gay marriage.
2014-01-15 01:13:43 PM  
1 vote:
2014-01-15 01:00:56 PM  
1 vote:

Sticky Hands: Bungles: What about the massive upsurge in rubber-sled shoes over metal hob-nailled boots making you a less attractive target?

Woah... wait just a second mister!.... you saying my shoes make me ugly?

Um, yeah.  Sure.  It's your shoes.
2014-01-15 12:56:01 PM  
1 vote:
This just means god is getting bored with the human ant farm. Get ready for the big shake.
2014-01-15 12:54:30 PM  
1 vote:
Almost No Americans Die From Lightning Strikes Anymore-Why?

Because more and more people have seen this bone-chilling video?

/never gets old
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