scottydoesntknow: Your god wants legal weed and gay marriage.
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: TFA: Almost No Americans Die From Lightning Strikes Anymore-Why?My DNRTFA answer: Because we're a bunch of lazy first-worlders who stay inside all the time?
It's because our government is finally allowing His people the freedom to worship.
Pastafarian politician takes oath of office wearing colander on his head
Bungles: What about the massive upsurge in rubber-sled shoes over metal hob-nailled boots making you a less attractive target?
HelloNeuman: obscure?[www.recordsbymail.com image 850x843]
Sticky Hands: Bungles: What about the massive upsurge in rubber-sled shoes over metal hob-nailled boots making you a less attractive target?Woah... wait just a second mister!.... you saying my shoes make me ugly?
JesseL: No mention of more people knowing CPR or having access to emergency medical services?I'd be curious how the ratio of people struck by lightning to the number of people killed at a result of being struck looks over time.
mjjt: HelloNeuman: obscure?[www.recordsbymail.com image 850x843]Good god, someone as old as me, again and again and again
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