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(The Daily Beast)   The lawyer for the ex-cop who shot and killed a man in a Florida movie theater may use the Stand Your Ground defense because the victim "threw an unknown object" at the defendant. That "object?" It was likely popcorn   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 1007
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2014-01-15 12:49:36 PM  

phojo1946: The first article I read on this shooting reported that after the gentleman doing the texting rebuffed the idiot who shot him, the idiot went out to his car to get his gun.


If that turns out to be the case, then...  yeah.  This dumb, old bastard should get the death penalty (they still have that in Florida, right?).
 
2014-01-15 12:49:47 PM  

Chummer45: Nutsac_Jim: kbronsito: My take on this... the retired cop was in his 70s but he still wants to be a tough guy and start shiat with people in the street. But a younger guy can really hurt him, so he need his gun. So you see, without a gun he wouldn't feel comfortable acting like a tough and picking fights in public. And isn't protecting his right to do that worth a few lives here or there?

On the other hand, the young guy can see the old fart is no threat, and tell him to go pound sand and he will use his phone all he wants after the lights go dim.
So he whipped out the extra asshole juice. and called him a pussy for getting managment and decided to buck up.

He couldnt beleive he got shot.  He thought he could get in someones face all he wanted in a theater.

So... the way to deal with someone being an asshole is to murder them.  got it.


Awesome retort to an argument that was not stated.  Nobody said that.  Why do you molest children?
 
2014-01-15 12:50:14 PM  
Did the theater give refunds?
 
2014-01-15 12:50:16 PM  

Crewmannumber6: My neighbor is a retired cop, and he's never not packing.


Well, when the hell is he going to finally leave?
 
2014-01-15 12:50:35 PM  
Oulson was by all accounts a world class dad, just as his wife, Nicole, is a world class mom.

After reading this story, all I can think about is Nicole Oulson telling her three year daughter that her daddy was dead.
And of all the years from now when they don't have him around. And for what?
 
2014-01-15 12:51:16 PM  

Chummer45: And if every other person in the theater was armed (as they should have been), then nobody would have been killed!


The only way for ANYONE in this country to be safe is if we ALL walk with guns loaded, drawn,  and sighted on anything that moves or might be a threat.

To do any less means your family deserves to die.
 
2014-01-15 12:51:20 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Fissile: This guy has a history of confronting people in movie theaters http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-woman-alleged-theate r -shooter-confronted-texting-3-weeks-article-1.1580192


That's the flaw in all the "armed society is a polite society" theory.  It's bullshiat.

Carrying a gun doesn't make you any more polite, it just makes you feel powerful.  Every little incident of aggravation, annoyance, rudeness, aggressive driving, etc. that under other circumstances would result in a fistfight at worst, now results in dead bodies when people are armed.

When you have a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail, and when you carry a gun everywhere...well, it's not surprising what tends to happen.
 
2014-01-15 12:51:27 PM  

mbillips: This probably isn't a popular view, but my theory is that the victim was an entitled prick.

Exhibit A: He's texting to his THREE-YEAR-OLD during the previews. Fark, dude, you got a sitter and went to the movies. Stay in the moment; your precious snowflake won't die from lack of hovering.

Exhibit B: Cranky old man says something about the texting. Dickweed cops an attitude, points out that he's texting with his precious snowflake, so everyone should shut up. Cranky old man goes and tells the manager, who probably says, "It's the trailers, old dude; the house lights aren't even down all the way. Chill." Cranky old man comes back to his seat.

Exhibit C: Words are exchanged. I'm assuming Mr. I Got Shot copped an attitude about the old man narcing on him to the management. That's what you're supposed to do when someone is being a dick at the movies. Turning your farking phone off and leaving it in your pocket is the correct response to someone asking you to stop texting at the movies, not giving them a ration of shiat.

Exhibit D: Guy throws popcorn at an old man. Seriously, who throws popcorn? That's asking for a beatdown.

The old guys' ONE fault was bringing a gun and using it. Everything else is on the shooting victim. This should be a lesson to you gun fondlers out there, to leave the thing at home unless you're actually going somewhere hazardous, because there are pricks out there in the normal course of life that will make you LONG to shoot them.


How farked up is your life if someone throwing popcorn at you makes you "long" to shoot them? Grow up farkwads, have some self control.
 
2014-01-15 12:51:46 PM  

Dimensio: This incident is just another example of why "shall issue" concealed weapons permit statutes need to be repealed. The only people who should be allowed to legally carry firearms in public are law enforcement, active and retired.


He was retired law enforcement.  And he's killed one more person than all CCW holders I know combined.
 
2014-01-15 12:52:31 PM  

Generation_D: Trivia Jockey: vpb: The problem is that all he has to do is claim that he was afraid and he is good. It doesn't matter if he actually had a reason to be afraid, it just matters that he was.

That's not true.  Although I hate SYG, it doesn't just require a subjective feeling of fear.  It requires a showing of reasonableness.

"Here's the thing," said Bob Dekle, legal skills professor at Levin. "It's not whether or not you're in fear. If the standard about shooting were fear that would give cowards carte blanche. The question is was there reasonable fear, was the fear reasonable?"

Yeah, but that's the logic Invader Zimm used when the Scary Black Kid was Walking and Talking on the Cell Phone in a threatening manner, wearing a hoodie and carrying skittles.


There's one tiny difference here:  this happened in front of a theater full of witnesses that will all be able to testify that there's no way in hell the shooter should have been in fear of his life because of a flying popcorn ball.  In the Zimmerman trial, all they had to go with was the testimony of the defendant, the physical evidence, and a spotty eye witness that verified that Zimmerman was on the ground with Martin over him.  Comparing the two cases is ridiculous.
 
2014-01-15 12:52:43 PM  

farking_texan: 1.  Turn off your freaking cell phone in the theater.
2.  Turn off your freaking cell phone in the theater.
3.  Checking up on your precious snowflake doesn't give you a valid excuse to ruin the moviegoing experience for other people.  Take it outside.
4.  Turn off your freaking cell phone in the theater.
5.  A grown-ass man was throwing popcorn at someone who was asking him to act in a civilzed manner in a public place?  Douchenozzle.  Not deserving of death, but douchenozzle.
6.  A grown-ass man was throwing popcorn at someone who was asking him to act in a civilized manner in a public place.  Douchenozzle.


Thus showing why many of us refuse to spell Texass with only one "s."
 
2014-01-15 12:53:06 PM  

Fark It: Smelly Pirate Hooker: The "stand your ground" thing is working fabulously. And I can understand why it was so necessary. How else are hysterical, easily frightened people with Dirty Harry delusions supposed to get away with killing people who bother them? I mean, before this landmark legislation, such a person might have thought twice about blowing away an unarmed person who had the temerity to be black or use a phone in a theater.

Now, all you have to do is claim you were afraid when you opened fire on someone with no way to defend themselves. No big deal.

Good job, Floriduh legislature.

Super_pope:

The Law Enforcement Officer's Safety Act, which allows all retired law enforcement at every level of government to carry concealed weapons anywhere, with no oversight, was reauthorized and expanded twice by President Obama.  It's OK to exempt active and retired law enforcement from any and all gun control, even though cops are much more likely to abuse drugs and alcohol, and be involved in domestic violence, but a national concealed carry program for people who want to undergo training and a background check?  Out of the question.

LEOSA is a federal law that allows retired law enforcement to carry concealed weapons, with no oversight, anywhere, and invalidates local prohibitions on carrying concealed weapons.  It was passed via unanimous consent in the Senate in 2004 and signed into law by President Bush.  It has since been reauthorized and expanded twice by President Obama.


Well, that throws my other argument out. It may come down to justifying his carry under LEOSA, but still, if he did go out to his vehicle to obtain the weapon after the confrontation began, he again loses his affirmative defense.
 
2014-01-15 12:53:28 PM  

varmitydog: Oulson was by all accounts a world class dad, just as his wife, Nicole, is a world class mom.

After reading this story, all I can think about is Nicole Oulson telling her three year daughter that her daddy was dead.
And of all the years from now when they don't have him around. And for what?


Because he was an inconsiderate asshole.

SIT. DOWN. SHUT. THE. FARK. UP.  WATCH. MOVIE. GO. HOME.


/profit?
//He brought it on himself.
 
2014-01-15 12:53:32 PM  
I hope he was talking to the nanny, and not his kid.

Its bad enough losing daddy, I would not want to even think about how awful she would feel because daddy was texting her when he died.
 
2014-01-15 12:53:35 PM  

crzybtch: Obviously the cop should go to jail and so sad for the dead guys family (even if he was an arsehole).....but it is ironic how many times in the theater I have wished I could shoot people who:

text / check their mail / play games on their phone/device
take ten minutes to open their candy in the noisiest way possible
eat their popcorn in a way that sounds like a pig gobbling crunchy slop
lift their straw in and out making that awful plastic on plastic screeching sound
kick the back of your seat
sit in front of you in a virtually empty theater
sit behind you in a virtually empty theater
Talk in a "whisper" that is loud enough to echo
Laugh like a hyena
Let their kids do any of the above
Let their kids run up and down the aisle

I am sure I can think of more if you give me time.

Just sayin'


That's what you get for being stupid enough to pay an exorbitant fee to cram yourself into a farking theater with other unwashed primitive screwheads.  You bought the ticket, you take the ride... moron.

And the entire time you're wedged between two fatties with your eight dollar soda and 14 dollar popcorn ready to pop a vein in your forehead due to your rage-on the enlightened are smart enough to download a screener copy and watch the damn movie in the privacy and comfort of their own homes...  Where things are far less likely to resemble a monkey cage whipped into a shiat-slinging frenzy.

Who the fark still goes to the movies in this modern day and age?
 
2014-01-15 12:53:52 PM  

spiderpaz: In the Zimmerman trial, all they had to go with was the testimony of the defendant, the physical evidence, and a spotty eye witness that verified that Zimmerman was on the ground with Martin over him.


And the prosecution's own expert witness, the medical examiner...
 
2014-01-15 12:54:08 PM  

farking_texan: Here's a novel idea : both of these guys are assholes.  One asshole killed the other.  One less asshole, and one more in jail.


Oh, you're STILL posting in this thread?
I thought you ran away embarrassed.
 
2014-01-15 12:54:52 PM  

vpb: Trivia Jockey:

"Here's the thing," said Bob Dekle, legal skills professor at Levin. "It's not whether or not you're in fear. If the standard about shooting were fear that would give cowards carte blanche. The question is was there reasonable fear, was the fear reasonable?"

That's what the law says, but Florida courts seem not to be real good with the concept of reasonable.  Have you ever looked into some of the successful cases where SYG immunity was used?  It's been used by gang bangers in a shootout.

All he has to do is say he thought the guy was going to attack him, which actually may have been the case.  The fact that he could have backed off isn't relevant despite what the guy in the article says.

Kenneth B. Nunn, professor of law of the University of Florida's Levin College of Law. "But part of self defense requires you to retreat if you can do so in complete safety."

And here is what the actual law says:

(3)A person who is not engaged in an unlawful activity and who is attacked in any other place where he or she has a right to be has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force if he or she reasonably believes it is necessary to do so to prevent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony.

I don't know what sort of law that guy teaches but it doesn't seem to be Florida law.
.

You bolded the wrong part of the sentence.  Reasonable belief is directly in the statute.

/Not to defense SYG laws at all.
//The bigger danger may be in morans who think that they can shoot under broader circumstances than the law allows, so let's make sure we are accurate.
 
2014-01-15 12:55:08 PM  

mbillips: This probably isn't a popular view, but my theory is that the victim was an entitled prick.

Exhibit A: He's texting to his THREE-YEAR-OLD during the previews. Fark, dude, you got a sitter and went to the movies. Stay in the moment; your precious snowflake won't die from lack of hovering.

Exhibit B: Cranky old man says something about the texting. Dickweed cops an attitude, points out that he's texting with his precious snowflake, so everyone should shut up. Cranky old man goes and tells the manager, who probably says, "It's the trailers, old dude; the house lights aren't even down all the way. Chill." Cranky old man comes back to his seat.

Exhibit C: Words are exchanged. I'm assuming Mr. I Got Shot copped an attitude about the old man narcing on him to the management. That's what you're supposed to do when someone is being a dick at the movies. Turning your farking phone off and leaving it in your pocket is the correct response to someone asking you to stop texting at the movies, not giving them a ration of shiat.

Exhibit D: Guy throws popcorn at an old man. Seriously, who throws popcorn? That's asking for a beatdown.

The old guys' ONE fault was bringing a gun and using it. Everything else is on the shooting victim. This should be a lesson to you gun fondlers out there, to leave the thing at home unless you're actually going somewhere hazardous, because there are pricks out there in the normal course of life that will make you LONG to shoot them.


OR he could have went back to the manager and said that dude threw popcorn at him and had the dude kicked out of the theater then laughed at him for missing his date night with his wife.  But no he chose to just shoot him instead.
 
2014-01-15 12:55:09 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: I hope he was talking to the nanny, and not his kid.

Its bad enough losing daddy, I would not want to even think about how awful she would feel because daddy was texting her when he died.


Nanny? Who has a farking nanny?
 
2014-01-15 12:55:15 PM  

ChipNASA: varmitydog: Oulson was by all accounts a world class dad, just as his wife, Nicole, is a world class mom.

After reading this story, all I can think about is Nicole Oulson telling her three year daughter that her daddy was dead.
And of all the years from now when they don't have him around. And for what?

Because he was an inconsiderate asshole.

SIT. DOWN. SHUT. THE. FARK. UP.  WATCH. MOVIE. GO. HOME.

/profit?
//He brought it on himself.


You have probably caused more upset feelings with this post than the victim did.  Should you be killed for trolling?
 
2014-01-15 12:55:30 PM  
Apparently, this does solve the Batman dilemma, of whether a CCW holder would have been able to shoot in a dark theater and hit his target and not kill the 15 people sitting around.
 
2014-01-15 12:55:31 PM  
unexplained bacon:

I suppose you can keep your gun.

Thanks, Dad.  Texting in a movie theater is inconsiderate and antisocial behavior, no matter what some of the excuse-makers in this thread may say.  "It was only the previews" they say.  They are assholes, too.  Maybe I'm an asshole, but I don't throw popcorn at people or pull guns on them.  Or play with my phone when I'm in a theater.
 
2014-01-15 12:56:28 PM  

ChipNASA: varmitydog: Oulson was by all accounts a world class dad, just as his wife, Nicole, is a world class mom.

After reading this story, all I can think about is Nicole Oulson telling her three year daughter that her daddy was dead.
And of all the years from now when they don't have him around. And for what?

Because he was an inconsiderate asshole.

SIT. DOWN. SHUT. THE. FARK. UP.  WATCH. MOVIE. GO. HOME.

/profit?
//He brought it on himself.


Texting during a movie a crime deserving death?  Jesus.

Besides which, the movie hadn't even started yet.  It was the farking previews.
 
2014-01-15 12:57:25 PM  

Egoy3k: ChipNASA: varmitydog: Oulson was by all accounts a world class dad, just as his wife, Nicole, is a world class mom.

After reading this story, all I can think about is Nicole Oulson telling her three year daughter that her daddy was dead.
And of all the years from now when they don't have him around. And for what?

Because he was an inconsiderate asshole.

SIT. DOWN. SHUT. THE. FARK. UP.  WATCH. MOVIE. GO. HOME.

/profit?
//He brought it on himself.

You have probably caused more upset feelings with this post than the victim did.  Should you be killed for trolling?


Only if you can shoot me through the internet.

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2014-01-15 12:57:38 PM  

farking_texan: Maybe I'm an asshole, but I don't throw popcorn at people or pull guns on them. Or play with my phone when I'm in a theater.


It is important that everyone understand that all of these things are equal.

And deserving of death.
 
2014-01-15 12:57:46 PM  

Dimensio: ikanreed: Dimensio: This incident is just another example of why "shall issue" concealed weapons permit statutes need to be repealed. The only people who should be allowed to legally carry firearms in public are law enforcement, active and retired.

Can I participate in the dogpile on you too, or are you good?

The joke, as it is constructed, is not merely in that police officers (both active and retired) are often regarded by major firearm restriction advocates as being more "trustworthy" to carry firearms when in public, but also in that federal law explicitly allows both active and retired law enforcement to carry concealed firearms in every state (with limited exceptions) regardless of state laws regarding the carrying of concealed deadly weapons, thus making Florida's "shall-issue" concealed weapons permit statute irrelevant to the shooter's legal ability to carry a firearm.


Because mental illness and creeping demensiotia should never be considered before evaluating whether somebody walks around armed in public. "Shall issue" is stupid, too.
Nor, of course, should driver license renewals be evaluated more closely for elderly drivers. Because farmers' markets or somesuch.

NB Lives in a state where carry, concealed or open, is allowed for any idiot, so many idiots do.
 
2014-01-15 12:58:06 PM  
Looks like a common movie/cell phone popcorn throwing asshole collided with a murderous asshole. One is dead and the other hopefully is headed to prison for a very long time. I dont really understand why the article is painting either one as a hero.
 
2014-01-15 12:58:11 PM  
I remember when I went to watch a Hulk film, some teenagers in the theater were playing with a laser pointer on the screen during the film.  I was thinking, "Do you really want to be obnoxious during a film about anger management issues?"

But I didn't shoot them, I just went to get the manager.

Oh, well.  At least this court case will prove once and for all which is more dangerous: popcorn or skittles.
 
2014-01-15 12:58:39 PM  

CheatCommando: farking_texan: 1.  Turn off your freaking cell phone in the theater.
2.  Turn off your freaking cell phone in the theater.
3.  Checking up on your precious snowflake doesn't give you a valid excuse to ruin the moviegoing experience for other people.  Take it outside.
4.  Turn off your freaking cell phone in the theater.
5.  A grown-ass man was throwing popcorn at someone who was asking him to act in a civilzed manner in a public place?  Douchenozzle.  Not deserving of death, but douchenozzle.
6.  A grown-ass man was throwing popcorn at someone who was asking him to act in a civilized manner in a public place.  Douchenozzle.

Thus showing why many of us refuse to spell Texass with only one "s."


Because you are an idiot that characterizes a state with a population of 26 million by the views of a few outspoken individuals?  And you are actually proud of this?   You aren't very bright, sir.
 
2014-01-15 12:58:40 PM  

factoryconnection: The lawyer is using "Stand Your Ground" because it is all he's got to defend his crazy client that shoots people in movie theaters.


The dead guy committed assault and battery against a 70 year old man while screaming at him.  Since I wasn't there I can't really say what went on his mind, but apparently the old guy felt he was under much greater threat of bodily injury when a 40 year felt it was appropriate to scream and assault and commit battery against a 70 year old man in a theater.

It doesn't seem like this 70 year old man had a pattern of shooting people in theaters.  In fact, he seems to have had a distinguished career in a position of authority in a job that required the use of guns all the time.

I say he walks.

/This is what Floridians voted for.  You can escalate a fight to the point that the other party attacks you with no weapons and then you get to kill them and all you have to do is say you felt there was a reasonable chance you could have been injured by the other party.
 
2014-01-15 12:59:04 PM  
FTFA: But even if Reeves goes to prison for life,

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhaahAAAAAAAAAAAA.  yea not going to happen.  hero ex cop guns down libby hippy and his lesbian wife is the headlines all over florida right now I bet.

Widowed lady, grab that cute lil dogbait girl and get the fark out of Florida while you can.  Before they farking kill you.  Dear sane people..

ALL THESE STATES
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
FLORIDA
ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE

You have been warned.
 
2014-01-15 12:59:08 PM  

ChipNASA: varmitydog: Oulson was by all accounts a world class dad, just as his wife, Nicole, is a world class mom.

After reading this story, all I can think about is Nicole Oulson telling her three year daughter that her daddy was dead.
And of all the years from now when they don't have him around. And for what?

Because he was an inconsiderate asshole.

SIT. DOWN. SHUT. THE. FARK. UP.  WATCH. MOVIE. GO. HOME.

/profit?
//He brought it on himself.


He wasn;t talking.
 
2014-01-15 12:59:13 PM  

Begoggle: farking_texan: Here's a novel idea : both of these guys are assholes.  One asshole killed the other.  One less asshole, and one more in jail.

Oh, you're STILL posting in this thread?
I thought you ran away embarrassed.


When you argue with a fool, it only proves there are two - Irish proverb
 
2014-01-15 12:59:56 PM  

vudukungfu: Nutsac_Jim: I hope he was talking to the nanny, and not his kid.

Its bad enough losing daddy, I would not want to even think about how awful she would feel because daddy was texting her when he died.

Nanny? Who has a farking nanny?


People who like their kids.
 
2014-01-15 01:00:00 PM  
and so here we have a person who pretty much anyone would assume to be the poster child for responsible gun carrying right? a former police captain.. old white guy.. isnt this pretty much exactly the person in mind when people go on about the good guy with a gun stopping the bad guy with the gun.. and yet.. here he is, turning out to be the bad guy with a gun. And a little girl is going to grow up without a father.
 
2014-01-15 01:00:16 PM  

grokca: I blame John Cleese for not teaching us how to properly defend against popcorn.


But the ex-cop did apply John Cleese's defense against attack by banana, so there is that.
 
2014-01-15 01:00:31 PM  
There will be no Zimmerman defense here. The old bully won't get oodles of right wing idiots donating cash to his defense. I find it odd none of my pro-Zimmerman friends have commented on this yet. Maybe because the victim, from the pictures I've seen, was an average guy who probably owned a few guns himself.

Then again, they're probably not that self-aware but the silence from the gun nut crowd over this is deafening.
 
2014-01-15 01:01:04 PM  

farking_texan: 1.  Turn off your freaking cell phone in the theater.
2.  Turn off your freaking cell phone in the theater.
3.  Checking up on your precious snowflake doesn't give you a valid excuse to ruin the moviegoing experience for other people.  Take it outside.
4.  Turn off your freaking cell phone in the theater.
5.  A grown-ass man was throwing popcorn at someone who was asking him to act in a civilzed manner in a public place?  Douchenozzle.  Not deserving of death, but douchenozzle.
6.  A grown-ass man was throwing popcorn at someone who was asking him to act in a civilized manner in a public place.  Douchenozzle.


The guy was texting (silent) his daughter during the previews (not even the movie) ... how much of an intolerant grumpy old fart do you have to be to go off and complain to management over something like that?  Talking on the phone during the feature would be cause for maybe a soda on the head at worst - but this doesn't even register on the scale of dickhead things to do in a theater.

/CSB: my wife and I were at a theater to watch a movie for the first time in 5 months after getting a day away from the baby finally and we sit down in an empty theater.  Just before the feature starts this woman and her mom who's on oxygen being wheeled around come and sit right next to us, and then another couple sits on the other side of us (trapped).  We had to sit there listening to this pump pushing oxygen into her every 3 seconds the entire time.  THEN came the snoring.  Lots.OF.Snoring.  Still didn't ruin my mood though.
 
2014-01-15 01:01:23 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: vudukungfu: Nutsac_Jim: I hope he was talking to the nanny, and not his kid.

Its bad enough losing daddy, I would not want to even think about how awful she would feel because daddy was texting her when he died.

Nanny? Who has a farking nanny?

?

/"Saving Mr Banks" was a good little film too
 
2014-01-15 01:02:34 PM  

Begoggle: farking_texan: Here's a novel idea : both of these guys are assholes.  One asshole killed the other.  One less asshole, and one more in jail.

Oh, you're STILL posting in this thread?
I thought you ran away embarrassed.


Why, did you embarass me at some point?
 
2014-01-15 01:02:36 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Nutsac_Jim: vudukungfu: Nutsac_Jim: I hope he was talking to the nanny, and not his kid.

Its bad enough losing daddy, I would not want to even think about how awful she would feel because daddy was texting her when he died.

Nanny? Who has a farking nanny?

filmfanatic.org


?

/"Saving Mr Banks" was a good little film too

 
2014-01-15 01:02:39 PM  
Good guy with a gun stopping a bad guy with popcorn.
 
2014-01-15 01:02:46 PM  

spiderpaz: /CSB: my wife and I were at a theater to watch a movie for the first time in 5 months after getting a day away from the baby finally and we sit down in an empty theater. Just before the feature starts this woman and her mom who's on oxygen being wheeled around come and sit right next to us, and then another couple sits on the other side of us (trapped). We had to sit there listening to this pump pushing oxygen into her every 3 seconds the entire time. THEN came the snoring. Lots.OF.Snoring. Still didn't ruin my mood though.


You're a coward and a disgrace to this country for not executing the lot of them.
 
2014-01-15 01:02:51 PM  

ChipNASA: Egoy3k: ChipNASA: varmitydog: Oulson was by all accounts a world class dad, just as his wife, Nicole, is a world class mom.

After reading this story, all I can think about is Nicole Oulson telling her three year daughter that her daddy was dead.
And of all the years from now when they don't have him around. And for what?

Because he was an inconsiderate asshole.

SIT. DOWN. SHUT. THE. FARK. UP.  WATCH. MOVIE. GO. HOME.

/profit?
//He brought it on himself.

You have probably caused more upset feelings with this post than the victim did.  Should you be killed for trolling?

Only if you can shoot me through the internet.

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I think you are mistaken. I'm not upset at all, and I don't think you should be killed for upsetting people.  Believing that would mean that I'm a psycopath.
 
2014-01-15 01:02:56 PM  

LikeALeafOnTheWind: and so here we have a person who pretty much anyone would assume to be the poster child for responsible gun carrying right? a former police captain.. old white guy.. isnt this pretty much exactly the person in mind when people go on about the good guy with a gun stopping the bad guy with the gun.. and yet.. here he is, turning out to be the bad guy with a gun. And a little girl is going to grow up without a father.


I was at a theater once and this guy wrote a text message.  It was a terrible ordeal.  I pray you never have to experience such a thing.

If only I had a gun.  Things would have been different.
 
2014-01-15 01:03:06 PM  

trotsky: There will be no Zimmerman defense here. The old bully won't get oodles of right wing idiots donating cash to his defense. I find it odd none of my pro-Zimmerman friends have commented on this yet. Maybe because the victim, from the pictures I've seen, was an average guy who probably owned a few guns himself.

Then again, they're probably not that self-aware but the silence from the gun nut crowd over this is deafening.


The victim in this case wasn't on top of the shooter and pummeling him before he got shot.
 
2014-01-15 01:03:18 PM  

Wyalt Derp: An armed society is a polite society my ass.


Well the theater does ask you to be considerate of others around you and to turn off your phone. Wouldnt it be polite to do that? But like one poster said above, one asshole is dead and the other asshole is probably going to jail

/I think a throat punch would have been just as satisfying
 
2014-01-15 01:03:30 PM  

farking_texan: Begoggle: farking_texan: Here's a novel idea : both of these guys are assholes.  One asshole killed the other.  One less asshole, and one more in jail.

Oh, you're STILL posting in this thread?
I thought you ran away embarrassed.

Why, did you embarass me at some point?


Right. You'd have to give a shiat about anyone else. to possibly be embarassed about anything.
 
2014-01-15 01:03:33 PM  

trotsky: There will be no Zimmerman defense here. The old bully won't get oodles of right wing idiots donating cash to his defense. I find it odd none of my pro-Zimmerman friends have commented on this yet. Maybe because the victim, from the pictures I've seen, was an average guy who probably owned a few guns himself.


Or maybe some people don't determine their opinions on cases based on how they like the victim or not, but rather on how much evidence there is to convict the accused.
 
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