GBB: Someone tell this dinky broad to get her booger picker off the boom switch.
exick: It says handgun, but it sounds more like it was a Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.
vpb: oldfarthenry: Yup - I larfed at this. I want to meet this guy (over Skype so he won't shoot me).Senile dementia and bullets are an interesting combination.
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