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(NBC News)   Porn studios hopeful for a better fiscal year after taking it up the ass in 2013   (nbcnews.com) divider line 81
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2014-01-15 01:33:32 PM

Danger Mouse: Have they marketed 3D Porn yet?


You can get The Stewardesses 3-D on Netflix. But I wouldn't advise you to do so.
 
2014-01-15 01:50:08 PM

verbaltoxin: There's probably some people who'd pay for a porn streaming service if:

- It streamed in HD.
- It wasn't littered with ads for cam girls and penis enlargement.
- It didn't have malware.
- It's billing was paperless and went straight to the email address you gave it.
- It had child proofing controls.
- It was cost comparable to Netflix, Crackle, etc.


- it doesn't track what you watch.
 
2014-01-15 01:53:35 PM

Danger Mouse: Have they marketed 3D Porn yet?


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-15 02:01:37 PM

btraz70: GET OUTTA MY HEAD MAN!


There's stuff out there that just staggers me. Not like violent or anything... just... odd.

I'm going to start a free clown porn site. I won't make money on the porn, just the referrals to psychotherapists.
 
2014-01-15 02:01:55 PM

frepnog: the real death knell of vanilla porn will be the mainstream acceptance of non-simulated sex in hollywood film.


John Waters has been saying that for twenty years.

/sadly, he can't get the money to make a movie these days, as no one funds low-budget films.
 
2014-01-15 02:07:14 PM

Dwight_Yeast: /sadly, he can't get the money to make a movie these days, as no one funds low-budget films.


and yet Uwe Boll keeps making movies.

0_o
 
2014-01-15 02:08:33 PM

edip1976: - it doesn't track what you watch.


I have a mental image of a smiling Clippy making recommendations. "You like Asian latex Nuns maybe you would like Leather Nun II: Electric Boogaloo.  You might also like our privacy protection service at only $15.99/month."
 
2014-01-15 02:15:37 PM

frepnog: the real death knell of vanilla porn will be the mainstream acceptance of non-simulated sex in hollywood film.


If anything, I'd say Hollywood is going the other way. When was the last time you saw a big budget erotic film at the box office like Basic Instinct, Sliver or Wild Orchid? Fact is, anyone can see titties for free in seconds on their computer. They aren't going to pay for a cinema ticket for it.

You can still rely on Julianne Moore, but I swear she must like doing it.
 
2014-01-15 02:26:10 PM

farkeruk: frepnog: the real death knell of vanilla porn will be the mainstream acceptance of non-simulated sex in hollywood film.

If anything, I'd say Hollywood is going the other way. When was the last time you saw a big budget erotic film at the box office like Basic Instinct, Sliver or Wild Orchid? Fact is, anyone can see titties for free in seconds on their computer. They aren't going to pay for a cinema ticket for it.

You can still rely on Julianne Moore, but I swear she must like doing it.


img.fark.net

coming soon
 
2014-01-15 02:28:33 PM

verbaltoxin: There's probably some people who'd pay for a porn streaming service if:

- It streamed in HD.
- It wasn't littered with ads for cam girls and penis enlargement.
- It didn't have malware.
- It's billing was paperless and went straight to the email address you gave it.
- It had child proofing controls.
- It was cost comparable to Netflix, Crackle, etc.


If only Paypal would break down and allow pornsites to use paypal.  Admittedly, there is a ton of free stuff out there but the free stuff could inspire sales if people find an actress they like and want more/better stuff.  My paypal account would be the perfect way for me to pay for porn.  It's paperless, private, secure, etc.
 
2014-01-15 02:40:16 PM

farkeruk: When was the last time you saw a big budget erotic film at the box office like Basic Instinct, Sliver or Wild Orchid? Fact is, anyone can see titties for free in seconds on their computer.


that is all fine and good, but I would kill every single person that uses fark for a copy of the Notebook that had a nude Rachel McAdams riding to glory.
 
2014-01-15 02:43:16 PM

farkeruk: btraz70: GET OUTTA MY HEAD MAN!

There's stuff out there that just staggers me. Not like violent or anything... just... odd.

I'm going to start a free clown porn site. I won't make money on the porn, just the referrals to psychotherapists.


I've seen clown porn.  Usually in the compiltion videos.  Everything is going well and then  all of a sudden the  hot steamy debaucherous scence switches and suddenly there's a bunch of clowns with thier dicks out and some tramp with bad make up and my afternoon is ruined.  WTF?
 
2014-01-15 02:45:10 PM

Danger Mouse: farkeruk: btraz70: GET OUTTA MY HEAD MAN!

There's stuff out there that just staggers me. Not like violent or anything... just... odd.

I'm going to start a free clown porn site. I won't make money on the porn, just the referrals to psychotherapists.

I've seen clown porn.  Usually in the compiltion videos.  Everything is going well and then  all of a sudden the  hot steamy debaucherous scence switches and suddenly there's a bunch of clowns with thier dicks out and some tramp with bad make up and my afternoon is ruined.  WTF?


Rule 34 for Juggalos.
 
2014-01-15 03:14:57 PM

Dwight_Yeast: frepnog: the real death knell of vanilla porn will be the mainstream acceptance of non-simulated sex in hollywood film.

John Waters has been saying that for twenty years.

/sadly, he can't get the money to make a movie these days, as no one funds low-budget films.


Am I the only one other than Riger Ebert that has seen Brown Bunny?
 
2014-01-15 03:17:05 PM

mcreadyblue: Dwight_Yeast: frepnog: the real death knell of vanilla porn will be the mainstream acceptance of non-simulated sex in hollywood film.

John Waters has been saying that for twenty years.

/sadly, he can't get the money to make a movie these days, as no one funds low-budget films.

Am I the only one other than Riger Ebert that has seen Brown Bunny?


The rest of us won't admit to it.

oops
 
2014-01-15 03:18:25 PM

frepnog: Nana's Vibrator: yet the industry is dying.

it isn't dying, per se.  there will always be people wiling to pay for their fetish.  it is just that for the mainstream man, there is zero reason to purchase\collect\store plastic containers full of porn any longer, no different than with music, movies, books, ect.

most guys that need to wank one out hit a 'tube site, and six minutes later move on.

it's the women, ya'll.  women still buy mainstream porn.  which means that mainstream porn sales are in the toilet.  the industry needs to figure out how to package and sell porn better to women, either by discreet mail or passion parties or some shiat.

Just put Deen on the package.


Damn, you do it three times in a row??!?
 
2014-01-15 03:23:51 PM

devilEther: farkeruk: frepnog: the real death knell of vanilla porn will be the mainstream acceptance of non-simulated sex in hollywood film.

If anything, I'd say Hollywood is going the other way. When was the last time you saw a big budget erotic film at the box office like Basic Instinct, Sliver or Wild Orchid? Fact is, anyone can see titties for free in seconds on their computer. They aren't going to pay for a cinema ticket for it.

You can still rely on Julianne Moore, but I swear she must like doing it.



coming soon


Id hate to be the custodians after those movies. Place is gonna smell like a fish market in the middle of summer after the movie.
 
2014-01-15 03:25:56 PM

genepool lifeboat: The rest of us won't admit to it.


I own a copy.  I like her, have since Patrick almost killed her.  the movie itself is unwatchable.

Carousel Beast: Damn, you do it three times in a row??!?


sometimes.  i can get two out in rapid succession with no problem.  sometimes there is a third, sometimes a ghost load (thanks, Steve), sometimes nothing but wishful thinking.
 
2014-01-15 03:26:13 PM

mcreadyblue: Am I the only one other than Riger Ebert that has seen Brown Bunny?


I've seen it, but mostly in fast forward mode.
 
2014-01-15 03:32:55 PM
For years I've had this thought where if I had the money and the lawyers to fend off the inevitable lawsuits, I'd start a service called Nutflix.
 
2014-01-15 03:53:23 PM
People still watch porn?
 
2014-01-15 03:58:45 PM
Every time I read this headline, I crack up. (bad pun intended). Still, great work, subby!

Going back to reread so I can guffaw some more.
 
2014-01-15 04:32:56 PM

mcreadyblue: Am I the only one other than Riger Ebert that has seen Brown Bunny?


There's a few others like Nine Songs and the films of Catherine Breillat and Lars Von Trier. Although in some of those cases, they use porn actors, so, just buy porn. And Baise-Moi is hardly fapping material.
 
2014-01-15 06:20:20 PM

serpent_sky: frepnog: it's the women, ya'll. women still buy mainstream porn. which means that mainstream porn sales are in the toilet. the industry needs to figure out how to package and sell porn better to women, either by discreet mail or passion parties or some shiat.

Women don't know about tube sites, get off, and move on? Trust me, we do.


I've gotten almost all of my porn site referrals from female friends
 
2014-01-15 06:23:32 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Porn radio on Sirius sounds hilarious.


It should be illegal to broadcast that shiat.  It might put people to sleep while they drive.
 
2014-01-15 06:55:36 PM

farkeruk: verbaltoxin: There's probably some people who'd pay for a porn streaming service if:

- It streamed in HD.
- It wasn't littered with ads for cam girls and penis enlargement.
- It didn't have malware.
- It's billing was paperless and went straight to the email address you gave it.
- It had child proofing controls.
- It was cost comparable to Netflix, Crackle, etc.

I've looked at sites like VideoBox and SugarDVD and I thought they were pretty close to that list?


I'm just going to say it.  I pay for porn and I subscribe to a site similar to those listed.  I had accounts at others in the past.  I like the HD content, not having to scroll through shiat that ends up boner killing me, no malware, well setup search features.  And believe it or not, a TON more good non-free stuff than you'd expect.  It's not ALL out there free, and I'm not even talking about the fringe stuff.  But it helps that I'm not an amateur or gonzo fan in the least NTTAWWT If I was I'd probably just use the free tubers.

I'm a perspective kinda' guy.  If jackin' it is the best part of most days, than I want the crème de la crème.  For around 8 bucks a month, I say why not.

Also, I like erotica so much I get a good feeling actually supporting it.
 
2014-01-15 10:30:10 PM
Xhamster is free
 
2014-01-16 09:11:34 AM
Want porn?   just turn on cable TV.    all they talk about is f*ckin'.   who's f*ckin', who's about to f*ck.  who's wanting to f*ck.

one big f*ck fest.   and nobody ever seems to work or have a job.
 
2014-01-16 09:13:00 AM

voristrupp: Xhamster is free



yes it is, but watching hamsters screw is not very interesting.
 
2014-01-16 09:15:36 AM
Hint on sex:  its participatory.  watching others screw is not where its at. you are serverely shorting yourself physically and emotionally.
 
2014-01-16 11:09:16 AM
Early HOTY material right there....
 
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