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(International Business Times)   Johnny Depp gives bisexual actress Amber Heard a big rock   (ibtimes.com ) divider line
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2014-01-15 11:05:15 AM  
27 and 50.  Yeah, Johnny just became that "creepy old fark".
 
2014-01-15 11:06:53 AM  
www.lstyres.com
 
2014-01-15 11:10:02 AM  
50/2 = 25 + 7 = 32

Like Johnny cares about rules
 
2014-01-15 11:10:33 AM  

Alphakronik: 27 and 50.  Yeah, Johnny just became that "creepy old fark".


Well according to Fark's Rule And Guidlines For Dating Chicks Who We Actually Have No Shot At Dating™: Take your age, divide by 2, add 7. She would need to be 32.

I personally think that her being bi allows some wiggle room under that rule.
 
2014-01-15 11:12:55 AM  
So now that he's supposedly in line to play Dr. Strange, she can be his Clea?
 
2014-01-15 11:13:37 AM  

Schroepnuts: [www.lstyres.com image 850x531]


Wow...what's wrong w/ me? My first thought upon looking at that photo was "They 'shopped her chest":
 
2014-01-15 11:14:50 AM  
Well, when you're 50 and still look 35, you can pull that off.

Of course, having a fat bank account doesn't hurt.
 
2014-01-15 11:15:21 AM  
And you know what ELSE ticks me off? She's always on every doucheblog article about "[insert number here] Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Gay"

Why??? She isn't gay. Shei's bi. She's at the top of the motherfarking foodchain.
 
2014-01-15 11:15:54 AM  
She's one lucky biatch.
 
2014-01-15 11:17:22 AM  
Tim Burton said to be inconsolable.
 
2014-01-15 11:24:06 AM  
FML Johnny Depp is 50?! I hate the fact that I am aging. Seems like just the other day I was sittin in the recliner watching this wacky cop show on theis wacky new network called Fox and this Johnny Depp fella was on it. Like it was just yesterday...
 
2014-01-15 11:24:26 AM  
fanart.tv Nic Cage is not amused by this.  Nic Cage!
 
2014-01-15 11:31:27 AM  

Sapper_Topo: FML Johnny Depp is 50?! I hate the fact that I am aging. Seems like just the other day I was sittin in the recliner watching this wacky cop show on theis wacky new network called Fox and this Johnny Depp fella was on it. Like it was just yesterday...


Well, you could always die, and not have to be bothered by this aging sh*t.

/maybe my tune will change in my 40s
//hopefully we'll see
 
2014-01-15 11:32:56 AM  
Clarkson popped wood on Top Gear when she was on. Guns, cars and bi-sexual?
 
2014-01-15 11:33:18 AM  

Sapper_Topo: FML Johnny Depp is 50?! I hate the fact that I am aging. Seems like just the other day I was sittin in the recliner watching this wacky cop show on theis wacky new network called Fox and this Johnny Depp fella was on it. Like it was just yesterday...


Yeah, I just turned 51 the other day. Frankly, I've found it comforting to know that Johnny Depp, Michael Jordan and I are all about the same age.
 
2014-01-15 11:36:09 AM  

digitalrain: Why??? She isn't gay. Shei's bi. She's at the top of the motherfarking foodchain.


she came out as gay originally.  she was a confirmed lesbian.  I said then that there is no farking way Amber Heard is a lesbian.

Surprise surprise.  Retcons started, "i never said I was gay, I am bi-sexual".

So she could be with men.

And now she is marrying Depp.

She is neither gay nor bi.  She is a straight woman that was playing at gay early in her career for the boost.
 
2014-01-15 11:40:52 AM  

busy chillin': 50/2 = 25 + 7 = 32

Like Johnny cares about rules


He still dresses like he's a hipster douche in his early 30s.
 
2014-01-15 11:42:01 AM  

Alphakronik: 27 and 50.  Yeah, Johnny just became that "creepy old fark".


Johnny Depp used to be the sexiest farking guy on earth, leaving everyone else in the dust. Now he's just weird. I guess he was probably always weird, but he was hot. Now he looks like the strange guy across the street who dresses in funny clothes and says that he's an "artist."
 
2014-01-15 11:44:59 AM  

busy chillin': 50/2 = 25 + 7 = 32

Like Johnny cares about rules


You forgot the " - ( 1 * how many millions of dollars you have)"

/or alternately " - (1 * number of hit movies)"
//or whatever other measure of popularity /wealth you choose.
.
 
2014-01-15 11:45:10 AM  

Yanks_RSJ: busy chillin': 50/2 = 25 + 7 = 32

Like Johnny cares about rules

He still dresses like he's a hipster douche in his early 30s.


Then don't hang out with him.
 
2014-01-15 12:07:53 PM  
Aw hell, does this mean he'll be spending most of his time in the US?
 
2014-01-15 12:09:46 PM  

slayer199: Aw hell, does this mean he'll be spending most of his time in the US?


Would be cool if more pics of her from topless beaches in France started showing up
 
2014-01-15 12:45:38 PM  

monoski: slayer199: Aw hell, does this mean he'll be spending most of his time in the US?

Would be cool if more pics of her from topless beaches in France started showing up



There are PLENTY of high quality pictures and videos of her naked from earlier in her career. Grainy, telephoto-lens shots from the paparazzi would be superfluous.
 
2014-01-15 12:47:10 PM  

Wolf_Blitzer: monoski: slayer199: Aw hell, does this mean he'll be spending most of his time in the US?

Would be cool if more pics of her from topless beaches in France started showing up


There are PLENTY of high quality pictures and videos of her naked from earlier in her career. Grainy, telephoto-lens shots from the paparazzi would be superfluous.


[citation needed]
 
2014-01-15 12:50:26 PM  

SirLothar: Wolf_Blitzer: monoski: slayer199: Aw hell, does this mean he'll be spending most of his time in the US?

Would be cool if more pics of her from topless beaches in France started showing up


There are PLENTY of high quality pictures and videos of her naked from earlier in her career. Grainy, telephoto-lens shots from the paparazzi would be superfluous.

[citation needed]


Here's a quick one. NSFW
 
2014-01-15 12:51:37 PM  

frepnog: digitalrain: Why??? She isn't gay. Shei's bi. She's at the top of the motherfarking foodchain.

she came out as gay originally.  she was a confirmed lesbian.  I said then that there is no farking way Amber Heard is a lesbian.

Surprise surprise.  Retcons started, "i never said I was gay, I am bi-sexual".

So she could be with men.

And now she is marrying Depp.

She is neither gay nor bi.  She is a straight woman that was playing at gay early in her career for the boost.


Yeah, it's like she thinks sexuality is fluid or something. Farking hippie. Who does she think she is doing whoever she wants.
 
2014-01-15 01:02:04 PM  

Shadowtag: Yeah, it's like she thinks sexuality is fluid or something. Farking hippie. Who does she think she is doing whoever she wants.


 it was a lie designed to bring attention to the pretty little starlet.  don't sit there acting like amber heard is some free spirit with fluid sexuality that is so cool and just does whatever she feels like.

here is the old news from 2010-

"Already an emerging Hollywood talent, actress Amber Heard came out of the closet at the GLAAD 25th anniversary celebration on Friday, proudly announcing that she is a lesbian.
The 'Zombieland' and 'Pineapple Express' star, who will soon appear as Jonny Depp's love interest in 'The Rum Diaries,' came out with her girlfriend, photographer Tasya van Ree, whom she has been dating since 2008."


she didn't come out as bi.  she came out as a lesbian.

until she started farking Depp.  "biatchES BE LIKE OH I AM BISEXUAL LOL".

uh huh.
 
2014-01-15 01:05:09 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SirLothar: Wolf_Blitzer: monoski: slayer199: Aw hell, does this mean he'll be spending most of his time in the US?

Would be cool if more pics of her from topless beaches in France started showing up


There are PLENTY of high quality pictures and videos of her naked from earlier in her career. Grainy, telephoto-lens shots from the paparazzi would be superfluous.

[citation needed]

Here's a quick one. NSFW



Yeah, GIS "The Informers" and thank me later.
 
2014-01-15 01:17:06 PM  
From what I've read she is a gold digger willing to sleep with any male or female able to advance her career...and I'm ok with this.
She is so farking hot she probably could convince me to sell my children for science experiments just by holding my hand and whispering in my ear
 
2014-01-15 01:17:53 PM  
thetangential.com
 
2014-01-15 01:21:50 PM  
There is something off about her that I don't like. She just seems strange in a not good way. I can't explain it. I can't think of anything bad she's done or said ...  and she's very pretty .. but there's just something about her that rubs me the wrong way.
 
2014-01-15 01:28:15 PM  

frepnog: digitalrain: Why??? She isn't gay. Shei's bi. She's at the top of the motherfarking foodchain.

she came out as gay originally.  she was a confirmed lesbian.  I said then that there is no farking way Amber Heard is a lesbian.

Surprise surprise.  Retcons started, "i never said I was gay, I am bi-sexual".

So she could be with men.

And now she is marrying Depp.

She is neither gay nor bi.  She is a straight woman that was playing at gay early in her career for the boost.


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2014-01-15 01:28:47 PM  

AutumnWind: There is something off about her that I don't like. She just seems strange in a not good way. I can't explain it. I can't think of anything bad she's done or said ...  and she's very pretty .. but there's just something about her that rubs me the wrong way.


She won't sleep with you?
 
2014-01-15 01:29:35 PM  

cryinoutloud: Johnny Depp used to be the sexiest farking guy on earth, leaving everyone else in the dust. Now he's just weird. I guess he was probably always weird, but he was hot. Now he looks like the strange guy across the street who dresses in funny clothes and says that he's an "artist."


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You'd think he could afford a hat that isn't tore up.
 
2014-01-15 01:45:00 PM  

NuttierThanEver: She is so farking hot she probably could convince me to sell my children for science experiments just by holding my hand and whispering in my ear


agreed.
 
2014-01-15 02:03:09 PM  
She was pretty hot in Drive Angry:

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AutumnWind: There is something off about her that I don't like. She just seems strange in a not good way. I can't explain it. I can't think of anything bad she's done or said ...  and she's very pretty .. but there's just something about her that rubs me the wrong way.


I agree. She makes me rub myself the wrong way, too...
 
2014-01-15 02:46:12 PM  

devilEther: You'd think he could afford a hat that isn't tore up.


He actually flew an albino western lowland gorilla on a 777 to west Hollywood to ripe the hat for him.


Yanks_RSJ: He still dresses like he's a hipster douche in his early 30s.


The man gets a life time pass for this reason alone
 
2014-01-15 03:00:24 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: devilEther: You'd think he could afford a hat that isn't tore up.

He actually flew an albino western lowland gorilla on a 777 to west Hollywood to ripe the hat for him.


Yanks_RSJ: He still dresses like he's a hipster douche in his early 30s.

The man gets a life time pass for this reason alone


Agreed. I did not know about that, but agreed. I haven't seen any of the Pirates movies past the 2nd
or 3rd one. I did see The Lone Ranger though. I wasn't terribly impressed, but I *loved* the look on
Tonto's face when the Lone Ranger says "Hi ho Silver...away!". He looks equal parts horrified and
nauseated and then he says, "Never do that again."
 
2014-01-15 03:20:42 PM  

digitalrain: Agreed. I did not know about that, but agreed. I haven't seen any of the Pirates movies past the 2nd
or 3rd one. I did see The Lone Ranger though. I wasn't terribly impressed, but I *loved* the look on
Tonto's face when the Lone Ranger says "Hi ho Silver...away!". He looks equal parts horrified and
nauseated and then he says, "Never do that again."


SPOILERS!!!!!!
 
2014-01-15 03:25:29 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: Sapper_Topo: FML Johnny Depp is 50?! I hate the fact that I am aging. Seems like just the other day I was sittin in the recliner watching this wacky cop show on theis wacky new network called Fox and this Johnny Depp fella was on it. Like it was just yesterday...

Yeah, I just turned 51 the other day. Frankly, I've found it comforting to know that Johnny Depp, Michael Jordan and I are all about the same age.


yeah, same here, no problem with aging.  i'm   52.   kids outta the house, all the bills paid, time to live!!
 
2014-01-15 04:09:49 PM  
Good.

Woman that hot can't be fully appreciated with scissoring alone.
 
2014-01-15 05:10:04 PM  
He does enjoy his thin blondes, doesn't he?
 
2014-01-15 05:24:24 PM  
She was an odd one on top gear UK.. you get the slightest whiff of "quietly psychopathic" when she's driving
 
2014-01-15 05:25:30 PM  

Galactica Actual: He does enjoy his thin blondes, doesn't he?


He probably has a bet with helena Carter on how many they can each nail.
 
2014-01-15 07:04:02 PM  
I read somewhere she's bisexual.  Seemed important if I recall.
 
2014-01-15 07:14:38 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Galactica Actual: He does enjoy his thin blondes, doesn't he?

He probably has a bet with helena Carter on how many they can each nail.


I *love* Helena Bonham Carter but she's got crazy eyes.
 
2014-01-15 07:44:40 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

"It was a BIG rock..."
 
2014-01-15 08:06:47 PM  

Wolf_Blitzer: There are PLENTY of high quality pictures and videos of her naked from earlier in her career. Grainy, telephoto-lens shots from the paparazzi would be superfluous.


Then we're back to the following options:

A)  Johnny Depp returns to live stateside
B)  Amber Heard prancing around French beaches topless (which seems redundant after what GIS showed).

I'll stick with option B.
 
2014-01-15 08:39:49 PM  
I'm suddenly imagining Depp and Tim Burton sitting back, sipping absinthe, while watching Amber Heard and Helana Bonham-Carter going at it.
 
2014-01-15 08:40:12 PM  

lousyskater: [25.media.tumblr.com image 355x237]

"It was a BIG rock..."


+1
 
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