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(Huffington Post)   Jared Leto to be the Taylor Swift's next hit single   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 23
    More: Amusing, Jared Leto, Golden Globes, Taylor Swift, Joe Jonas, Eddie Redmayne, Taylor Lautner, googly eyes, Camilla Belle  
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2014-01-15 08:44:20 AM
that girl must suck a mean dcik.

crazy/hot scale
 
2014-01-15 08:57:17 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-15 09:02:32 AM
He looks like a woman wearing a fake beard in that pic.
 
2014-01-15 09:07:26 AM
Angela Chase said to be inconsolable.
 
2014-01-15 09:11:48 AM
I always thought he was gay. NTTAWWT.
 
2014-01-15 09:15:04 AM
They can make horrible music together.
 
2014-01-15 09:31:43 AM
Judging from the rumors around her last couple breakups, I seriously doubt she sucks anything. She comes across as one of the most asexual women alive; another pretty face with a decent body that likes to dress up and show off, but makes a 'who farted, y'all' face when the topic of sex comes up.

"You want me to put that in my mouth?!? But you pee from there!"
 
2014-01-15 09:38:53 AM

Dick Gozinya: Judging from the rumors around her last couple breakups, I seriously doubt she sucks anything. She comes across as one of the most asexual women alive; another pretty face with a decent body that likes to dress up and show off, but makes a 'who farted, y'all' face when the topic of sex comes up.

"You want me to put that in my mouth?!? But you pee from there!"


Or her "asexuality' is just a carefully crafted image to keep her in the news every time she cycles boyfriends (which, judging from the a link in the article, happens wayyyyyyyyyyy too frequently)
 
2014-01-15 10:11:39 AM

TheSup3rN0va: Dick Gozinya: Judging from the rumors around her last couple breakups, I seriously doubt she sucks anything. She comes across as one of the most asexual women alive; another pretty face with a decent body that likes to dress up and show off, but makes a 'who farted, y'all' face when the topic of sex comes up.

"You want me to put that in my mouth?!? But you pee from there!"

Or her "asexuality' is just a carefully crafted image to keep her in the news every time she cycles boyfriends (which, judging from the a link in the article, happens wayyyyyyyyyyy too frequently)


Pretty much. You don't have guys lining up to be the topic of your next breakup song if you're only putting out a platonic life mate vibe.
 
2014-01-15 10:15:34 AM
He's almost as pretty as she is ...
 
2014-01-15 10:27:00 AM
Leto = 42
Swift = 24

niceeee
 
2014-01-15 10:35:44 AM
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He's prettier than half my daughters.
 
2014-01-15 10:45:31 AM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: TheSup3rN0va: Dick Gozinya: Judging from the rumors around her last couple breakups, I seriously doubt she sucks anything. She comes across as one of the most asexual women alive; another pretty face with a decent body that likes to dress up and show off, but makes a 'who farted, y'all' face when the topic of sex comes up.

"You want me to put that in my mouth?!? But you pee from there!"

Or her "asexuality' is just a carefully crafted image to keep her in the news every time she cycles boyfriends (which, judging from the a link in the article, happens wayyyyyyyyyyy too frequently)

Pretty much. You don't have guys lining up to be the topic of your next breakup song if you're only putting out a platonic life mate vibe.


Oddly, I think Mayer actually liked her. And his song was better than hers:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKWWOOpBeZw
 
2014-01-15 10:59:51 AM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: TheSup3rN0va: Dick Gozinya: Judging from the rumors around her last couple breakups, I seriously doubt she sucks anything. She comes across as one of the most asexual women alive; another pretty face with a decent body that likes to dress up and show off, but makes a 'who farted, y'all' face when the topic of sex comes up.

"You want me to put that in my mouth?!? But you pee from there!"

Or her "asexuality' is just a carefully crafted image to keep her in the news every time she cycles boyfriends (which, judging from the a link in the article, happens wayyyyyyyyyyy too frequently)

Pretty much. You don't have guys lining up to be the topic of your next breakup song if you're only putting out a platonic life mate vibe.


You do if they are looking for someone to be their beard and keep them in headlines.
 
2014-01-15 11:10:42 AM
Well, maybe he can teach her to write lyrics on topics other than breakups.
 
2014-01-15 12:01:10 PM
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'Jared Leto' will be the B-side to her Jennifer Lawrence 'Photobomb' single
 
2014-01-15 12:39:10 PM

Dick Gozinya: Judging from the rumors around her last couple breakups, I seriously doubt she sucks anything. She comes across as one of the most asexual women alive; another pretty face with a decent body that likes to dress up and show off, but makes a 'who farted, y'all' face when the topic of sex comes up.

"You want me to put that in my mouth?!? But you pee from there!"


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2014-01-15 12:39:19 PM

AeAe: Leto = 42
Swift = 24

niceeee


Yeah, somehow I'm thinking this isn't actually a thing. The age gap's just too big for me to be taking this seriously as a relationship. I think they just hung out and the media went OMG LOOK AT THAT GUY TAYLOR'S WITH NOW. It's a self-perpetuating thing: every guy Taylor hangs out with, even if it's just one time having lunch, is going to get the OMG New Boyfriend story.
 
2014-01-15 12:47:11 PM
He really missed the boat that day.

/or insert a dune joke in there
 
2014-01-15 07:44:47 PM
The demands of her career and being constantly surrounded by public relations handlers since she was 15-years old has inhibited her social and sexual development, not to mention limiting the subjects she can write about. Hope she hooks up soon. Not looking forward to a song about her and her shower massager.
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2014-01-15 07:51:36 PM

Gosling: The age gap's just too big for me to be taking this seriously as a relationship.


I'm 24 and my man is 47. We get along fine and have been for six years now. Then again you're talking about Taylor Swift so yeah if this is even a thing it'll be over in a month.
/I was so disappointed in the new 30 Seconds to Mars album. It was just bad.
//What the hell happened to them?
 
2014-01-16 03:19:37 PM

SundaesChild: I always thought he was gay. NTTAWWT.


He is finer than fine.  I'd take him.
 
2014-01-16 04:37:49 PM

A Terrible Human: /I was so disappointed in the new 30 Seconds to Mars album. It was just bad.
//What the hell happened to them?


I seriously doubt it's any worse than the rest of the crap they put out.
 
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