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(WFTV Orlando)   Man calls police to tell them he was robbed and his high-quality weed was stolen. "I only want to report the watch, not the money or the weed, because I don't want to tell you how much weed there was"   (wftv.com ) divider line
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2004-01-27 03:59:15 PM  
perfect use of the [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] tag
 
2004-01-27 04:07:17 PM  
you have got to be kidding me.
 
2004-01-27 04:14:52 PM  
I would argue for the Floriday tag, but the dude was from NY.
 
2004-01-27 04:16:58 PM  
You can't make stuff like this up...
 
2004-01-27 04:22:12 PM  
Dumbass has never heard of a hotel room with a safe in it. It never amazes anymore.
 
2004-01-27 05:07:50 PM  
Dude, where's my stash?
 
2004-01-27 05:13:20 PM  
So he left a Rolex in the safe, but kept his weed and $1,800/$30,000/$3,000 watch outside the safe? Idiot.
 
2004-01-27 05:19:44 PM  
Don't call the cops when stoned.

Don't call the cops when stupid.
 
2004-01-27 06:28:10 PM  
On second thought, it was probably too much weed for those little safes. They are awkwardly shaped and would probably crush his Bahamian.

/pranked a friend with this stunt and he freaked out and starting looking for the cleaning people.
 
2004-01-27 09:11:39 PM  
Wow. Just wow.
 
2004-01-27 09:12:55 PM  
It's pronounced dumass
 
2004-01-27 09:14:38 PM  
A dumb-ass pot head? I refuse to believe it.
 
2004-01-27 09:15:59 PM  
wasn't this article posted the other day? oh wait, this happens all the time. man, people are so dumb. i love it.
 
2004-01-27 09:17:36 PM  
1. Become Bellboy
2. Go to stoned new yourk tourist's room
3. Profit!
 
2004-01-27 09:17:52 PM  
I don't want to tell you how much weed there was,
because, because, because, because, BECAUSE...

/couldn't help it.
 
2004-01-27 09:18:35 PM  
*New York!
 
2004-01-27 09:19:09 PM  
Let me guess, thought crime?
 
2004-01-27 09:21:14 PM  
Don't commit your thought crimes here man, we're just trying to have a good time man, THOUGHT CRIME!

/simps
 
2004-01-27 09:23:08 PM  
I confess I stole the weed and the $1,800/$30,000/$3,000 watch.
 
2004-01-27 09:23:15 PM  
Big deal, they can't do anything to him for saying he HAD pot.
 
2004-01-27 09:25:03 PM  
I'd say since he didn't get in trouble, it's not very good use of the "Dumbass" tag....I'da gone with "amusing"
 
2004-01-27 09:26:10 PM  
2004-01-27 09:21:14 PM Mike_Bolton


Don't commit your thought crimes here man, we're just trying to have a good time man, THOUGHT CRIME!

/simps


Actually....if you're referring to the Homerpalooza episode, it was "HATE CRIME!"....if you are referring to a different episode parodying that line, which currently slips my mind, my apologies....

/Simpson nazi
 
G2V
2004-01-27 09:28:47 PM  
Not that I have anything against people who enjoy their weed, but whenever a friend tells me about the joys of the stuff, I just think of examples like this and know I'm never touching it...
 
2004-01-27 09:32:04 PM  
lolz0rz

'nuff said
 
2004-01-27 09:34:19 PM  
G2V i hate it when people say they will never try something like weed. its got its ups and downs but over all is much safer then alcohol. somehow i think this guy was a dumbass before he started smoking.
 
2004-01-27 09:35:21 PM  
G2V: It takes a retarded person to do retarded stuff while high. If you think you are that mentally disabled then by all means stay away from marijuana.
 
2004-01-27 09:36:10 PM  
Did you guys know weed is only illegal because of Nylon?

Anyone familiar with the theory may think it's conspiritorical (Is that a word?....Duketastic /obscure Critic reference)....but it does have some merits.
 
2004-01-27 09:39:57 PM  
This must happen once a month.
 
2004-01-27 09:41:36 PM  
born2die: look at the post above mine.

/I am the HItler of Simpsons Nazis
 
2004-01-27 09:42:30 PM  
[image from speedpass.com too old to be available]

this is the watch he lost...IT'S A DEBIT CARD DAMMIT
 
2004-01-27 09:43:48 PM  
Mike_Bolston

Gotcha....I don't usually link posts together....touche...demerits withdrawn, and apology issued.
 
2004-01-27 09:44:36 PM  
Just as long as he doesn't touch my stash.

[image from morphizm.com too old to be available]
 
2004-01-27 09:47:55 PM  
Why is weed soo expensive these days. Soo I hear........
 
2004-01-27 09:50:44 PM  
Dumass to dealer he owed the money for the dope "look it was stolen I even made out a report"

Body found floating in Hudson river in 3,2,1...
 
2004-01-27 10:01:30 PM  
That is one of the funniest stories I have read in a long time.

"Hey cops! Someone stole my stash of weed and a watch that I can't remember how much it was worth and I am going to ditch out of town."
 
2004-01-27 10:05:33 PM  
G2V: Then I bet you'd never touch alcohol with a 10 foot pole. Good for you. More for me.
 
G2V
2004-01-27 10:06:12 PM  
rhinopig
i hate it when people say they will never try something like weed. its got its ups and downs but over all is much safer then alcohol

You must get worked up a lot. I don't drink either, I hope that doesn't make you turn into the hulk or anything.

StickyResin
It takes a retarded person to do retarded stuff while high.

Well you seem to froth at the mouth when anyone suggests he's not interested, so maybe the intelligent high ones simply turn into assholes. Hopefully they're not all like you though, and it's merely a personal problem.

If it's just the same, I'll stay away for my own reasons.
 
2004-01-27 10:11:13 PM  
2004-01-27 10:06:12 PM G2V


rhinopig
i hate it when people say they will never try something like weed. its got its ups and downs but over all is much safer then alcohol

You must get worked up a lot. I don't drink either, I hope that doesn't make you turn into the hulk or anything.


I'm with G2V....rhinopig, you need to settle down now....

/sarcasm
 
2004-01-27 10:12:02 PM  
2004-01-27 10:06:12 PM G2V

"You must get worked up a lot. I don't drink either, I hope that doesn't make you turn into the hulk or anything"

lol
 
2004-01-27 10:12:04 PM  
Damn kids taking their drugs and getting all angry....and listening to their rock music...
 
2004-01-27 10:16:12 PM  
The man committed no crime, he filed a police report then the cops left. Stupid he may be, but a criminal he sure ai'nt
 
2004-01-27 10:17:06 PM  
"If it's just the same, I'll stay away for my own reasons."

Hear hear! Why do some people get all up in arms when people DON'T want to smoke marijuana? I love that "you're either with us or against us" attitude, don't you guys? And it doesn't take a retarded person to do stupid stuff when high by any means, I've heard of normal people doing stupid shiat like falling off a cliff while peeing (a friend's sister, actually) because they aren't thinking clearly.
 
2004-01-27 10:21:32 PM  
2004-01-27 10:17:06 PM GobyWan
I've heard of normal people doing stupid shiat like falling off a cliff while peeing (a friend's sister, actually) because they aren't thinking clearly.


Wait...wait...wait....your friend's sister was peeing off a cliff? Was she like...squatting over the edge...this is a really farked up visual...so I think we need clarification....and maybe video.

Or was she like....squatting...and waddling a little bit, then tripped and lost her balance?

There's so many ways that could happen...none of which are not hilarious.
 
2004-01-27 10:36:26 PM  
well hate might be to strong of a word. regardless i feel its best not to critisize things your not qualified to, such as the effects of a drug you've never tried. doesn't mean you should do it regularly or anything but if you want to contribute to the conversation you should have some experience with it. theres a pretty big diffrence between "in my experience with weed" and "what i've heard about weed". anyway if you don't drink thats great, neither are good for you in anyway, but unless your living the life of a monk (which i'm sure you are) your probably doing atleast a few unhealthy things. its all about the cost benifit ratio.

didn't mean to come off angry, all i was trying to say was don't knock it till you've tried it.
 
2004-01-27 10:39:09 PM  
gobywan:
I've heard of normal people doing stupid shiat like falling off a cliff while peeing (a friend's sister, actually) because they aren't thinking clearly.

same case with alcohol, actually probably far more likely.

I don't have a problem with people who don't smoke marijuana and booz. If you don't like intoxicants, you don't like intoxicants. I just have a problem with people who arbitrarily refuse to accept marijuana then go pound shots of Capt. Morgan all night because of some asshole politicians in the 20's decided I can't smoke the sticky green stuff.
 
2004-01-27 10:40:10 PM  
2004-01-27 10:36:26 PM rhinopig
anyway if you don't drink thats great, neither are good for you in anyway,


You SIR....are IGNORANT! *Pointing a la a TV lawyer*

In actuality, alcohol, in moderation, IS good for you. It's good for the heart, as well as the nerves.
 
2004-01-27 10:41:16 PM  
Do a lot of people do shots of rum? Because I don't think rum is the best liquor to have solo.

I'm more a Scotch/Whiskey/Bourbon man myself.
 
2004-01-27 10:43:27 PM  
Well dont worry rhinopig, we have suceeded in bringing G2V down to our level. Now nobody has the moral high ground.
 
2004-01-27 10:45:04 PM  
I don't know what this farktard was babbling about, I only got 50 bucks for the watch.
 
2004-01-27 10:45:44 PM  
2004-01-27 10:43:27 PM StickyResin


Well dont worry rhinopig, we have suceeded in bringing G2V down to our level. Now nobody has the moral high ground.


Well....maybe on this particular subject....but now let's talk about eatting babies.

*Wondering if another Seagram's is a good idear*
 
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