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(CNN)   Police searched Justin Bieber's home but found no evidence of talent   (cnn.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Justin Bieber, Keyshawn Johnson, Los Angeles County Sheriff, video surveillance  
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2014-01-15 08:49:20 AM  
Ground breaking journalism by cnn
 
2014-01-15 09:41:00 AM  
Sir, we've searched the premises and we've found evidence of eggs.  EGGS!  Now we just need to compare the DNA results of these eggs with the eggs thrown at his neighbor's house, and then...we've got him!  He'll pay a hefty fine, I tell you.  Like, $150!  HaHAAAA!
 
2014-01-15 09:47:48 AM  
I have eggs and I can throw pretty damn far.

/Just sayin'.
 
2014-01-15 09:49:58 AM  
I know I posted this in the other thread, but what the hell.  Shot of Biebs after dumping a huge load into his diaper upon finding cops at the door of his "crib".

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2014-01-15 09:50:56 AM  
Still no article on Kanye beating up some kid.  Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-01-15 09:51:14 AM  
Cocaine found in a pop stars home. "SHOCKED!" What kind of world are we living in.
 
2014-01-15 09:52:12 AM  
I think Autocorrect changed the headline. Pretty sure "talent" was supposed to be "Testosterone."
 
2014-01-15 09:58:04 AM  

NickelP: Ground breaking journalism by cnn


Compared to their usual reporting, this is worthy of a Pulitzer.
 
2014-01-15 09:58:37 AM  

Glitchwerks: Still no article on Kanye beating up some kid.  Fark, I am disappoint.


The kid called his biatch a nubian-lover. What you expect a brother to do?
 
2014-01-15 10:06:11 AM  

Casey Anthony: Glitchwerks: Still no article on Kanye beating up some kid.  Fark, I am disappoint.

The kid called his biatch a nubian-lover. What you expect a brother to do?



According to some Fark Independents, that entitles the kid to a purple heart.
 
2014-01-15 10:06:28 AM  

Glitchwerks: Still no article on Kanye beating up some kid.  Fark, I am disappoint.


There was one yesterday

 http://www.fark.com/comments/8098748/The-best-comments-section-youl l-s ee-today
 
2014-01-15 10:07:55 AM  
This morning, someone in the PD that conducted the search leaked several photos of the interior of Bieber's house:

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2014-01-15 10:11:51 AM  

peachpicker: This morning, someone in the PD that conducted the search leaked several photos of the interior of Bieber's house:

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yikes
 
2014-01-15 10:12:37 AM  

under a mountain: Glitchwerks: Still no article on Kanye beating up some kid.  Fark, I am disappoint.

There was one yesterday

 http://www.fark.com/comments/8098748/The-best-comments-section-youl l-s ee-today


That was a good one.

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2014-01-15 10:14:36 AM  

under a mountain: There was one yesterday


I missed that entirely, but it wasn't obvious from the headline.
 
2014-01-15 10:14:56 AM  

Casey Anthony: The kid called his biatch a nubian-lover. What you expect a brother to do?


act like a farking grown-up.
 
2014-01-15 10:18:47 AM  

grouchy pants: peachpicker: This morning, someone in the PD that conducted the search leaked several photos of the interior of Bieber's house:

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yikes


That can't be real. Not saying the wee wanker wouldn't have such atrocious taste, I can't imagine his home would be that ... orderly. I envision red Solo cups and pizza boxes everywhere. Some of of the cups filled with piss because who has time to walk to the bathroom. Throw in a couple severely neglected pitbulls. Dog crap scattered about. A pile of vomit. Undetermined whether it's canine or human. And laundry. Shiatloads of laundry.

He just looks like a punk. Apparently acts like a punk. I expect him to live like a punk.
 
2014-01-15 10:19:21 AM  

frepnog: Casey Anthony: The kid called his biatch a nubian-lover. What you expect a brother to do?

act like a farking grown-up. know his place.



FTFWhat you were really thinking.
 
2014-01-15 10:21:44 AM  

stoli n coke: frepnog: Casey Anthony: The kid called his biatch a nubian-lover. What you expect a brother to do?

act like a farking grown-up. know his place.


FTFWhat you were really thinking.


nope.  a grown up doesn't punch people or attack a kid.  a grown up acts like a grown up.

sticks and stones, bro.  don't try inserting racism.
 
2014-01-15 10:22:59 AM  

MutantMotherMouse: grouchy pants: peachpicker: This morning, someone in the PD that conducted the search leaked several photos of the interior of Bieber's house:

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yikes

That can't be real. Not saying the wee wanker wouldn't have such atrocious taste, I can't imagine his home would be that ... orderly. I envision red Solo cups and pizza boxes everywhere. Some of of the cups filled with piss because who has time to walk to the bathroom. Throw in a couple severely neglected pitbulls. Dog crap scattered about. A pile of vomit. Undetermined whether it's canine or human. And laundry. Shiatloads of laundry.

He just looks like a punk. Apparently acts like a punk. I expect him to live like a punk.


Punks can't hire maids to keep his shiat tidy so he doesn't have to do it himself?
 
2014-01-15 10:24:06 AM  

MutantMotherMouse: grouchy pants: peachpicker: This morning, someone in the PD that conducted the search leaked several photos of the interior of Bieber's house:

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yikes

That can't be real. Not saying the wee wanker wouldn't have such atrocious taste, I can't imagine his home would be that ... orderly. I envision red Solo cups and pizza boxes everywhere. Some of of the cups filled with piss because who has time to walk to the bathroom. Throw in a couple severely neglected pitbulls. Dog crap scattered about. A pile of vomit. Undetermined whether it's canine or human. And laundry. Shiatloads of laundry.

He just looks like a punk. Apparently acts like a punk. I expect him to live like a punk.


I believe those are screenshots from the movie 'The Jerk'.
 
2014-01-15 10:25:04 AM  

frepnog: stoli n coke: frepnog: Casey Anthony: The kid called his biatch a nubian-lover. What you expect a brother to do?

act like a farking grown-up. know his place.


FTFWhat you were really thinking.

nope.  a grown up doesn't punch people or attack a kid.  a grown up acts like a grown up.

sticks and stones, bro.  don't try inserting racism.



An 18 year old is legally an adult, not a kid. By that age you should know that if you throw around racial slurs in public, you just might get your ass kicked.
 
2014-01-15 10:26:28 AM  

milowitz: MutantMotherMouse: grouchy pants: peachpicker: This morning, someone in the PD that conducted the search leaked several photos of the interior of Bieber's house:

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yikes

That can't be real. Not saying the wee wanker wouldn't have such atrocious taste, I can't imagine his home would be that ... orderly. I envision red Solo cups and pizza boxes everywhere. Some of of the cups filled with piss because who has time to walk to the bathroom. Throw in a couple severely neglected pitbulls. Dog crap scattered about. A pile of vomit. Undetermined whether it's canine or human. And laundry. Shiatloads of laundry.

He just looks like a punk. Apparently acts like a punk. I expect him to live like a punk.

I believe those are screenshots from the movie 'The Jerk'.



The all-red billiard room still kicks ass.
 
2014-01-15 10:27:48 AM  

frepnog: Casey Anthony: The kid called his biatch a nubian-lover. What you expect a brother to do?

act like a farking grown-up.


Post on fark.com/entertainment how much you don't like fark.com/entertainemnt greenlights?
 
2014-01-15 10:28:51 AM  

stoli n coke: By that age you should know that if you throw around racial slurs in public, you just might get your ass kicked.


and kanye is 36.  at that age, you should know that assault is illegal no matter what someone calls you.
 
2014-01-15 10:29:57 AM  

LewDux: frepnog: Casey Anthony: The kid called his biatch a nubian-lover. What you expect a brother to do?

act like a farking grown-up.

Post on fark.com/entertainment how much you don't like fark.com/entertainemnt greenlights?


who said anything about not liking greenlights?

www.tariqradio.com

I'm fine with them.
 
2014-01-15 10:37:13 AM  

frepnog: stoli n coke: By that age you should know that if you throw around racial slurs in public, you just might get your ass kicked.

and kanye is 36.  at that age, you should know that assault is illegal no matter what someone calls you.



Will someone please think about the poor 18-year old racist dumbasses? They're the real victims in all this.

He's lucky Kanye didn't live up to the rapper stereotype and have a member of his entourage shoot him.

/And FYI, if you're going to pick a fight, don't pick it against someone rich enough to get away with it.
 
2014-01-15 10:45:43 AM  
Again? They just raided him yesterday!
 
2014-01-15 10:47:54 AM  

stoli n coke: Will someone please think about the poor 18-year old racist dumbasses? They're the real victims in all this.

He's lucky Kanye didn't live up to the rapper stereotype and have a member of his entourage shoot him.

/And FYI, if you're going to pick a fight, don't pick it against someone rich enough to get away with it.


The person yelling racist stuff was an idiot and deserved to get punched.  However, as Uncle Ben said - just because you CAN beat him up, doesn't mean you SHOULD.  With great power comes great responsibility.  Kanye is rich and powerful.  He doesn't NEED to hit anyone and shouldn't, and when he does, it makes him look like the low-rent piece of crap that he actually is.

and no, that has absolutely nothing to do with race.
 
2014-01-15 10:52:31 AM  

frepnog: stoli n coke: Will someone please think about the poor 18-year old racist dumbasses? They're the real victims in all this.

He's lucky Kanye didn't live up to the rapper stereotype and have a member of his entourage shoot him.

/And FYI, if you're going to pick a fight, don't pick it against someone rich enough to get away with it.

The person yelling racist stuff was an idiot and deserved to get punched.  However, as Uncle Ben said - just because you CAN beat him up, doesn't mean you SHOULD.  With great power comes great responsibility.  Kanye is rich and powerful.  He doesn't NEED to hit anyone and shouldn't, and when he does, it makes him look like the low-rent piece of crap that he actually is.

and no, that has absolutely nothing to do with race.



Your concern is noted. And I really don't give a shiat what a rice spokesman/black stereotype thought.
 
2014-01-15 11:19:49 AM  
I bet  CheatCommando would love to go to Justin Bieber's house.
 
2014-01-15 11:31:31 AM  

stoli n coke: And I really don't give a shiat what a rice spokesman/black stereotype thought.


ha.

Peter Parker's Uncle Ben.  Not the converted rice brand.
 
2014-01-15 11:33:30 AM  

frepnog: stoli n coke: And I really don't give a shiat what a rice spokesman/black stereotype thought.

ha.

Peter Parker's Uncle Ben.  Not the converted rice brand.



Homework assignment. Go up to someone who looks like Kanye West and say "Why can't you be more like Uncle Ben?" Report back on how that goes.
 
2014-01-15 11:39:02 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Sir, we've searched the premises and we've found evidence of eggs.  EGGS!  Now we just need to compare the DNA results of these eggs with the eggs thrown at his neighbor's house, and then...we've got him!  He'll pay a hefty fine, I tell you.  Like, $150!  HaHAAAA!


If the damage is more than $950, they will be felony charges. Eggs aren't just something you wash off, they can eat away at paint, and supposedly there's about $20 Grand in damages to the house. I would hope he would at least be on the hook for the needed repairs. Whata  mron, he should have just TP'd the house, there's stuff to clean up, but it doesn't actually cause damage.
 
2014-01-15 11:45:07 AM  

stoli n coke: Go up to someone who looks like Kanye West and say "Why can't you be more like Uncle Ben?"


and the most racist thing written on fark all day has been posted.

because rich famous black people can't be responsible, apparently.  they are black, after all.

idiot.
 
2014-01-15 12:01:40 PM  

frepnog: stoli n coke: Go up to someone who looks like Kanye West and say "Why can't you be more like Uncle Ben?"

and the most racist thing written on fark all day has been posted.

because rich famous black people can't be responsible, apparently.  they are black, after all.

idiot.


As opposed to the guy who asked why the man who called someone a racial slur didn't get a pass?
 
2014-01-15 12:25:40 PM  
Can we deport the little twerp back to Canada already?
 
2014-01-15 12:39:59 PM  

stoli n coke: The all-red billiard room still kicks ass.


Truly. I used to play in an 8-ball league, and our home tables were red. Other teams used to hate to shoot on them. It didn't help that whenever I heard visiting players complain, I'd commiserate and tell them that because red is the shortest wavelength, it was going to mess up their depth perception. And not just there. I told them that it would mess with their vision when they returned to their home-tables too. Yeah, it was gamesmanship and bullshiat, but still, it was a pretty good mind-fark.
 
2014-01-15 12:53:00 PM  

stoli n coke: As opposed to the guy who asked why the man who called someone a racial slur didn't get a pass?


i never said he should have gotten a pass.

I said a rich famous man like Kanye should be better than he is.  If your first reaction to conflict is to throw punches, you are an immature little child and should not be out interacting with the public, where people might badmouth you.
 
2014-01-15 12:53:31 PM  
Article said his neighbors have repeatedly complained about him.  I'm guessing one of his neighbors has the occasional BBQ with the police chief.
 
2014-01-15 01:02:27 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: stoli n coke: The all-red billiard room still kicks ass.

Truly. I used to play in an 8-ball league, and our home tables were red. Other teams used to hate to shoot on them. It didn't help that whenever I heard visiting players complain, I'd commiserate and tell them that because red is the shortest wavelength, it was going to mess up their depth perception. And not just there. I told them that it would mess with their vision when they returned to their home-tables too. Yeah, it was gamesmanship and bullshiat, but still, it was a pretty good mind-fark.


Huh?
 
2014-01-15 01:08:10 PM  

frepnog: stoli n coke: As opposed to the guy who asked why the man who called someone a racial slur didn't get a pass?

i never said he should have gotten a pass.

I said a rich famous man like Kanye should be better than he is.  If your first reaction to conflict is to throw punches, you are an immature little child and should not be out interacting with the public, where people might badmouth you.



Who would have thought a musician or performer would be volatile? I mean, that never happened with Sean Penn, Jack Nicholson, Trent Reznor, Eminem, Russell Crowe, Robert Downey, Jr., etc, etc, etc.?

People have tried to goad celebrities into fights for decades so they can try to angle their way into a lawsuit. It's not really surprising when some punk mouths off and gets popped. Fortunately for this idiot, he's unlikely to try to push this to trial unless he wants his statements as some part of a court record. (didn't think the plan all the way through)

Kanye's reaction was immature, but the guy wasn't injured, so the cries people have to put Kanye in jail will fall on deaf ears.

I know from your politics tab posts that you're just a sock puppet conservatroll, and Kanye West is suddenly a freeper boogeyman, but most of us already knew he was an asshole.
 
2014-01-15 01:13:33 PM  

What in The: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: stoli n coke: The all-red billiard room still kicks ass.

Truly. I used to play in an 8-ball league, and our home tables were red. Other teams used to hate to shoot on them. It didn't help that whenever I heard visiting players complain, I'd commiserate and tell them that because red is the shortest wavelength, it was going to mess up their depth perception. And not just there. I told them that it would mess with their vision when they returned to their home-tables too. Yeah, it was gamesmanship and bullshiat, but still, it was a pretty good mind-fark.

Huh?


Longest? Hell, it wasn't scientifical, it was psychological. :)
 
2014-01-15 01:15:44 PM  

bikerbob59: I have eggs and I can throw pretty damn far.

/Just sayin'.


After this all dies down I say a few of us head over the Bieber's house and egg the side of his neighbor's house. Just for the lulz.
 
2014-01-15 01:21:46 PM  

stoli n coke: I know from your politics tab posts that you're just a sock puppet conservatroll, and Kanye West is suddenly a freeper boogeyman, but most of us already knew he was an asshole.


ol' fishsticks cracks me up more than anything, really.  I don't think he should get in any real trouble over this and of course he is an asshole.

conservatroll?  i don't really post over there much.

stoli n coke: I mean, that never happened with Sean Penn, Jack Nicholson, Trent Reznor, Eminem, Russell Crowe, Robert Downey, Jr., etc, etc, etc.?


and your point is what exactly?  Sean Penn should STILL be in prison for what he did to Madonna.  RDJ straightened himself the fark out.  Eminem is a moron, albiet a wealthy one that rooked lots of kids with a whitebread gangsta image.  Don't really know what the others did\said\punched.
 
2014-01-15 01:49:52 PM  

frepnog: stoli n coke: I know from your politics tab posts that you're just a sock puppet conservatroll, and Kanye West is suddenly a freeper boogeyman, but most of us already knew he was an asshole.

ol' fishsticks cracks me up more than anything, really.  I don't think he should get in any real trouble over this and of course he is an asshole.

conservatroll?  i don't really post over there much.

stoli n coke: I mean, that never happened with Sean Penn, Jack Nicholson, Trent Reznor, Eminem, Russell Crowe, Robert Downey, Jr., etc, etc, etc.?

and your point is what exactly?  Sean Penn should STILL be in prison for what he did to Madonna.  RDJ straightened himself the fark out.  Eminem is a moron, albiet a wealthy one that rooked lots of kids with a whitebread gangsta image.  Don't really know what the others did\said\punched.



My point was there, before you Breitbarted my comment. Celebrities get goaded into fights often by people looking for a lawsuit, i.e. when Sean Penn clocked that extra on the set of "Colors" who wouldn't stop taking pictures of him and bothering him, despite being asked to repeatedly.

The man that got punched in Kanye's case seems to fit that mold.
 
2014-01-15 02:04:27 PM  

stoli n coke: Celebrities get goaded into fights often by people looking for a lawsuit


so what?  do you really think there are many judges that would convict kanye for punching a dude that was following him around yelling racist bullshiat?
 
2014-01-15 02:16:39 PM  

frepnog: stoli n coke: Celebrities get goaded into fights often by people looking for a lawsuit

so what?  do you really think there are many judges that would convict kanye for punching a dude that was following him around yelling racist bullshiat?



Hey, you were the one asking why there wasn't another thread on the subject. I'm merely explaining why this story isn't that big a deal.

Newsflash: if you go out in public and yell at someone's wife or girlfriend, racial slurs or not, don't be surprised when that person's husband or boyfriend pops you in the face.
 
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2014-01-15 02:50:20 PM  

peachpicker: This morning, someone in the PD that conducted the search leaked several photos of the interior of Bieber's house:

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What a jerk that guy is.
 
2014-01-15 03:48:55 PM  

peachpicker: This morning, someone in the PD that conducted the search leaked several photos of the interior of Bieber's house:

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I never knew he was born a poor black child
 
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