Satanus Maximus: Don't forget to check the toilet water tank for beer bottles. People at my parties always left their empties in places like that...
namegoeshere: It's My Her Party*sobs*
MBooda: namegoeshere: It's My Her Party*sobs*...and she'll die if she wants to?
miss diminutive: Her most searing regret was that she would never experience becoming a grandmother. So her sons presented her with copies of the children's book Goodnight Moon, and she recorded a version so that one day her grandchildren could be tucked in by the grandmother they never met.[cdn.gifbay.com image 498x266]Wow, that hit me right in the dustometer and activated the bawl gland.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sounds like how my gramp went, peacefully in his sleep. Unlike the other people!
tricycleracer: Either I'm a robot or Fark is inhabited by the most emotional folks on the Internet.
DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: If I could just die in my sleep, that would be a phenomenal blessing./RIP Ms. Glanz
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