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(UPI)   Parrot squeals on owner stopped at alcohol checkpoint, tells police "he's drunk"   (upi.com) divider line 30
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2014-01-15 12:28:09 AM  
"I can't take this. I can't take this. Not another day. Not another day."
 
2014-01-15 01:28:20 AM  
The parrot must have heard that phrase a lot in the past.


The parrot was allowed to accompany Reyes to jail.

Next you need to teach the parrot to say "I can't go to prison, I'm too pretty!"
 
2014-01-15 02:27:59 AM  
Next time you give Polly his goddamn cracker.
 
2014-01-15 02:33:54 AM  
"No, officer, he said 'look in the trunk'... er ... that's not it either"
 
2014-01-15 04:14:32 AM  
I want my money back this no damn parrot its a farking stool pidgeon!
 
2014-01-15 05:46:24 AM  
Why would a Mexican parrot speak English?

Something's fishy here.
 
2014-01-15 05:52:39 AM  
He didn't have enough money for the bribe?
 
2014-01-15 06:07:53 AM  
Anyone who owns a parrot should be put in prison anyway for aggravated habitual stupidity.
 
2014-01-15 06:11:14 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would a Mexican parrot speak English?

Something's fishy here.


I had to laugh at this.. My wife said a few years back "Our neighbor talks to her dogs in Spanish!  Dogs understand Spanish?"

/Bless her heart.
//She's a Texan
 
2014-01-15 06:11:38 AM  
"Hey, Carl, how did you know he was drunk?"
"Oh, a little birdie told me."
 
2014-01-15 06:19:52 AM  
So the parrot sang...like a bird?
 
2014-01-15 06:24:30 AM  
They allow pets in jail now?
 
2014-01-15 06:34:47 AM  
Uh no. That didn't happen.
 
2014-01-15 06:35:30 AM  
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater. Pass it on.
 
2014-01-15 06:44:05 AM  
Luckily the sheep in the back seat was too drunk to speak.
 
2014-01-15 06:51:07 AM  
I hope they get seperate cells, or that parrot ain't going home.

/'e's gonna run down the curtain and join the choir invisible
 
2014-01-15 07:05:38 AM  

abhorrent1: Uh no. That didn't happen.


I was figuring it was going to be India but yeah, this.
 
2014-01-15 07:32:35 AM  
Parrot: He's drunk.
Drunk: And he's dinner.
 
2014-01-15 07:37:37 AM  

SevenizGud: Anyone who owns a parrot should be put in prison anyway for aggravated habitual stupidity.


You are really trolling today.
 
2014-01-15 07:45:58 AM  
Jesus is watching you.
 
2014-01-15 07:49:52 AM  
"Awk, walk the plank!"
"WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY?!"
 
2014-01-15 07:51:33 AM  
Hide the dope and the gun in the dash.  BAWWWWK!
 
2014-01-15 07:52:14 AM  
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2014-01-15 08:11:40 AM  
Soon the parrot will be pining in the fjords.
 
2014-01-15 08:54:13 AM  
My budgie tells me "My sister's drunk" a lot.
His sister is a golden retriever.
I think he should shut up and just go back to making videos of himself humping a rock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hw4VUz_89Y
 
2014-01-15 09:07:58 AM  

AngryDragon: Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater. Pass it on.


I wish I could continue the quote because this is old school awesome.

/it shoots through schools
//oh wow, that quote isn't PC anymore
///my grandma shot me once. Once!
 
2014-01-15 11:03:12 AM  
No wonder he drinks, his parrot's a DICK!


/Day 2
 
2014-01-15 12:28:47 PM  

SevenizGud: Anyone who owns a parrot should be put in prison anyway for aggravated habitual stupidity.



I'm with ya there.  My ex's mom had three large birds (macaws, african greys etc.)  Hated those obnoxious things, they would bite anyone that wasn't her....cost 10's of thousands of dollars and will outlive you.  Horrible, messy pets.

I used to watch their house (mansion/ animal sanctuary) when they'd go out of the country.  I was so close to shooting those birds one night that I just flipped on 'em...I screamed "SHUT THE FARK UP!!!"  after hours of incessant sqwaking and "Cracker" talking (she thought it was cute to teach them that).

I sat down after my tantrum as they kinda shut up....then "SQWAAAAK, Shut the fark up, cracker!....Shut the fark up, cracker!.... SQWAAAAK"

ugh...
 
2014-01-15 02:29:39 PM  
Will make a tasty first meal in the clink.
 
2014-01-15 04:13:44 PM  
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